"pee on the zombies, because not even zombies want pee all over them" - ktwofreeskier
"Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway. Frankly it is beyond most of our comprehension" - British Judge
*we treat mishaps like shinking ships.
*You know what? Fuck beauty contests. Life is one fucking beauty contest after another. School, then college, then work... Fuck that. Do what you love and fuck the rest.
*Pollard for President http://www.hellyhansen.com/W06/index.php?menu=7