Tell her get on the bus gus... you know dont... dont do that
But anyways thats a bit off topic, i'd rather go home and eat some fancy dish soaps.
-"Whether its got Tits or Tires...your bound to have problems with your ride either way"-macmahoooon
-"I can always tell when my dog, Bart, has swiped the butter of of the kitchen counter. After he shits in
the yard, he drags his butt around on the grass for about a minute. I feel like I should offer him some toilet paper, but he has no thumbs." zylstra
This was posted a while ago already, but it's damn funny.
"Girls like three things: dick, chocolate, and chocolate dick"
"You gotta look dangerous, if you put broken glass all over yourself then they will jump on you"
'Weighing in at only 125 lbs, I could easily bench double my weight as a senior in H.S.; maxing out at an outstanding 245 lbs. I still had the build of a small person.' - d-loc
"I only drink on 2 occasions. When I'm thirsty, and when I'm not."