Hahah yeah same thing but the one that walked in on me (I'm in a triple), everyone hates. So I switch to NS all the while my computer is moaning and screaming in ecstasy when he's in the room. "Uh, sorry Jeff it's really not porn. It's a umm... comedy video..."
my old roomie and his fuckbuddy walked in once. but my bed is lofted and my comp is under neath and when the door is open its hard to see me. i covered up with my shirt and over like 5 mins i slowly put my shit away.
Just do it, it feels like 3000 times better. it's like the difference between skiing in the east, and skiing in the west, both are fun, but once you ski the west the east just won't be the same- Jklops
i was going out to the bars with my friend, and she wanted a hoodie to put on over her t-shirt, but we were already in her car, so to keep her from going all the way back inside to get something, i said, "just use one of the hoodies in your backseat, they've been there FOREVER"...so she reached back and grabbed one and was like "yeah i totally forgot i had this hoodie"
she put it on and there was some white substance down the front of it, and she was like, "ugh whats this, licked her finger and tried to rub it off"..
then she paused, got a really bad look on her face and remembered that she had used that hoodie to white cum off her belly the last time she had a one night stand in her car!!!!!!!!!!!!
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how about eatin out your girlfriend, your dad walking in and then later on when we're eating dinner my dad hands me the plate of food and then goes "Oh, you're probably not hungry anymore" and puts it on the table. That was humiliating.
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