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Trash cans being painted red to symbolize blood???
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I figured that would get you to click. Okay, so heres the deal, my two friends, Abby and Tim have been messing around for several months, only Abby has a long distance boyfriend so he knew nothing. So finally Abby decides that she wants it to stop with him. Hes basically crushed blah blah. So somehow i get dragged into it and I've become wicked good friends with him,and hes over her and whatever. I am tryin to figure out if he has a thing for me or not.We talk on the phone every night for at least 2 hours. We don't really hang out alone, but I think we will soon. He also invited me to go to his family's campground thing memorial day weekend. We flirt occasionally, but it doesnt seem anything outrageous. He also talks about other girls to me. Whats his deal?
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More than likely he's a robot/alien. Your best bet is to stab him in the chest with a large wooden stick and hope to pierce one of his many alien hearts. Then, to finish, stab yourself in the chest as well for coming up with such a horrendously stupid title for this thread.
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ladies man, your gonna get redic responses in nsg
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i agree!
Someone fetch this fine young man a cigar!
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ladies men cult you can spill all of your problems there it's like a freakin festival
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I posted this there too, but I was just curious as to what retarded things people would say
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First Method
1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted.
3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both
lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape).
CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for any
purchase they can find.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power wash and rinse' which I have found to be quite effective.
6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.
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hahahahaha
sounds like a plan
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1. write down your social secunrity number and send it to me.
2. withdraw your bank account and send its contents to me.
3. put all of your valuibles in a box and send them to me.
4. i will write a real reponse in the ladies men cult.
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hahahahahahaha im so gunna do that
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hahaha dude that's terrible.
pretty fuckin funny though.
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bwahaahahahahaha if eny one trys that i will kill u
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guys dont talk on the phone for two hours a day to a chick they dont want to bone while dancing. get a clue. If you think he might like you, he does.
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I love bumping. serious responses in ladies men
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personally, after looking at your pictures, i'm going to assume he's interested. and if you talk to him on the phone for 2 hours a day, he obviously likes you. and if he invited you somewhere with his family, he DEFINITELY wants you.
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hahahahahahah i just laughed out loud for 5 minutes
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First Method
1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted.
3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both
lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape).
CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for any
purchase they can find.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power wash and rinse' which I have found to be quite effective.
6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.
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yep. I agree. or hes gay.
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I love all you wierd people
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thanks dude. yours is pretty sweet too.
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ahahhaah that was classic
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i say go to the dance with both boys. just keep telling em different excuses to leave... they will never catch on.
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^ ummm thanks that has nothing to do with my post. more bumping
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haha rebumping an old thread for the hell of it
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Just ask him what his deal is, sounds like you want him so just go for it.
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fuck him, and thank you for wasting my time...... trash cans being painted red to symbolize blood????? im not to sure why i clicked on this stupid thread
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skiing is so much fun what does everyone think about that
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what about the bloody trash cans?
thats why i clicked on this tread is too read about trash cans
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Hes either gay or really wants to fuck you
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Dude I had a friend who did that for his senior prom, he was dating two girls simultaneously and they both went to the same prom, he just kept saying he had to go do something and go be with the other one. haha, mother fucker pulled it off too.
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Go to church. You need Jesus, and lots of it, lol.
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HAHAHAHAHA whats the second method??
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ok this is what you should do... when you two are alone drop to your knees in front of him, if he pulls his pants down he likes you, if he doesnt then he is a homo
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Tim, thats a douche bag name. dont hang out with him.
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that was the funniest shit ive ever read. definately goin down on my cat
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I been posting around for a while, but im gunna bump again
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