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*Official Post for the Oakley Osama Pros*

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K_2
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There has been so much talk for the last...3 months? About the infamous Osama Pros. This is a dedicated thread to honour these amazing skis. You can post whatever you want about them. Post away!
Jul 9 2003 9:01AM
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EastCoastPride
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Yeah, Sean said he'd let me ride his pair for a little bit this season.


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Jul 9 2003 9:02AM
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Triple_Strum
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...just end this now...for the sake of the guilible...

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Jul 9 2003 9:04AM
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Sean14456
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yes teddy you can ride my osamas, only if you promise to ride me after you are done. and why end this?
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Jul 9 2003 9:39AM
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Sean14456
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yes teddy you can ride my osamas, only if you promise to ride me after you are done. and why end this?
-sean
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Jul 9 2003 9:39AM
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morbumps4me
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when I look at kids' profiles I have seen at least 10 that say they're sponsored by oakley.....so where the fukk are their comments? I hate lying fukkin bastards.
Jul 9 2003 11:17AM
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west
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well osama bin laden, from his many years of skiing the soft snow of the Afganistan mountains colaberated with nike to create a incredible ski. taco bell and jordan were also involved





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Jul 9 2003 11:54AM
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schlonginator
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News just in oakley will be bringing out two different models of the osama pros. one with a 79m waist for park and another with a 95mm waist for all mountain!!!!! The graphics are so sick




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NH_Line:ya oakleys skis are no rumor!!!!!!!!! offffff the hook, the are coming out with the Osama Pros, and t-hall is leaving Armada to ride them, they also will come with a free bling bling necklace

ArmadaFreerider8:Where can you get a pic of the new oakley skis?

Ds91260: i already got my osama pros, i stole them from a cave in afganistan

ArmadaFreerider8: Why would tanner hall leave armada after he just helped start it
Jul 9 2003 8:36PM
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dreamworks
Posts: 38 - Karma: 10
I think this lost it's funny a long time ago, time to make it stop.
Jul 9 2003 8:50PM
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Krongos
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yeah ive never even posted about these and im tired of it
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Jul 9 2003 9:06PM
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gambino500014
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dudes where is an oakley rep.... me and my freiend are having a discussion..... what ski is better? he says AR5 but i say osama pros..... am i right or is he?
-Nick Iwanyhsyn

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Jul 9 2003 9:56PM
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Krongos
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what the fuck is the sfhnc!?!?!?!?
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Dan Maguire
Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent
and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
Jul 9 2003 10:14PM
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ReggaeConcept
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saving for high north club


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Not a part of their machine
Jul 10 2003 5:15PM
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gambino500014
Posts: 6882 - Karma: 12
hahahah sure it is.....

-Nick Iwanyhsyn

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Jul 10 2003 5:18PM
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BrodyLeven
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^ um..actually that IS what it is, hence the fractions that represent the money they have saved over the total money they need.


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Jul 10 2003 6:26PM
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Caden
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i have seen the osama pros. i really have. they are beyond words.
Jul 11 2003 1:33AM
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schlonginator
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NH_Line:ya oakleys skis are no rumor!!!!!!!!! offffff the hook, the are coming out with the Osama Pros, and t-hall is leaving Armada to ride them, they also will come with a free bling bling necklace

ArmadaFreerider8:Where can you get a pic of the new oakley skis?

Ds91260: i already got my osama pros, i stole them from a cave in afganistan

ArmadaFreerider8: Why would tanner hall leave armada after he just helped start it
Jul 11 2003 4:53AM
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schlonginator
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NH_Line:ya oakleys skis are no rumor!!!!!!!!! offffff the hook, the are coming out with the Osama Pros, and t-hall is leaving Armada to ride them, they also will come with a free bling bling necklace

ArmadaFreerider8:Where can you get a pic of the new oakley skis?

Ds91260: i already got my osama pros, i stole them from a cave in afganistan

ArmadaFreerider8: Why would tanner hall leave armada after he just helped start it
Jul 11 2003 4:53AM
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Matty.
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^ none of ur pics work

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Jul 13 2003 9:54PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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the other day on the news they were showing some thermal images of afghanistan and I could have sworn I saw something doing a HUGE corked 9 in the mountains.

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Jul 13 2003 10:20PM
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rhcp
Posts: 2598 - Karma: 18
seriously who are they made by?

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Jul 14 2003 12:06PM
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Mills
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hahah dammit they aren't for sale on ebay anymore



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Jul 14 2003 2:29PM
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acc
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thats because sam bought'em

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Jul 14 2003 3:24PM
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1080enemy
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does that mean they are up for grabs somewhere else now? hopefully at the same price, cause that was a sweet deal.
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Jul 14 2003 7:04PM
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starky
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i emailed getboards.com and they told me they had no idea what the oakley skis were
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Jul 17 2003 4:34PM
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gambino500014
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that sucks.... mabye you didnt make the top 99
-Nick Iwanyhsyn

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Jul 17 2003 9:39PM
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dpoiii
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just ask jp from your icon he rides for oakely
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Jul 18 2003 12:22AM
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K_2
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^ good idea. Yeah osama is probably with saddum doing some crazy shit in the dunes. Damn oakley sponcering terriorist!!!!
Jul 18 2003 8:38AM
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it's funny for the first few times but let this dies already.
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Jul 18 2003 9:03AM
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skierdudeguy
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i wanna see the mo-fuckin picture!
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Jul 22 2003 12:24AM
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Vtsnowski
Posts: 3532 - Karma: 1,152
this has to be the dumbest thread on the site. let this whole thing go. no more post about skis that are not real.




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Jul 22 2003 12:29AM
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theBOSS.
Posts: 4705 - Karma: 496
its funny. all the people that fell for it are speaking out now. the whole thing still is funny to me
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Jul 22 2003 1:33AM
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skierdudeguy
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FAAAAAAKKKKEEEE!!!!!!!!!
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Nov 6 2003 7:28PM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
so Oakley is really making a ski? What are the dimensions?? Where the hell can you buy this ski? I kinda want a pair but if Oakley is sponsering Osama is that un-american? Wheres my baseball?




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Nov 6 2003 10:21PM
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jman
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i hope your joking p-jo ^
Nov 8 2003 9:11AM
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HuckMadTrix
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hahaha its pretty funny how no one really has no idea about anything about these skis. We're all just asking each other questions that no one knows the answer to.
Nov 8 2003 10:07AM
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skimack
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^Here's the tech if I remember correctly. Al Kaida frame technology, 75mm or 95mm waist (park or powder functions) Diamond Edges, so you can even lay a carve into a cliff, or house as you jib it, and kevlar/carbon/p-tex bases which are practically impenitrable by any object. (I heard they're bullet proof. They also have a sand, glass, steel core which is super responsive and has a ton of rebound for boosting really high. But don't expect to get your hands on them any time soon. I saw a rep with them in his car, and that was only because he was taking a pair to Tanner and he gave me all the above info. I think they run about $75,000 if you are lucky enough to find a pair.
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Nov 8 2003 12:39PM
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shay is an ignorant speculative little sanchez
Nov 11 2003 4:46AM
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