Goodluck with that. I highly doubt you will make into a clinic with your buddies pee. when i went in it was all hardcore and the locked my purse up before i went in and all that jive. Dont worry your not going to pass. My advice look for a differernt job
detox is risky, because there's always the chance that it won't work. theres some fake piss you can buy, or you can use someone else's. keep in mind they might check the temp and it has to be right around 98 degrees. most places make you empty your pockets and stuff too. i'd recommending hanging some kind of bag on your beltloop and putting that down by your junk, unless you can think of something sneakier
yeah dont quote me on this but i dont think they test for drugs at a physical unless ur parents or sumthing request it because docters are under strict confidentiality with their patients and can't tell ur parents anything you dont want them to unless it is a danger to your health.
I hate drug tests. I never smoke pot but I worked on an oil rig and they would do random tests all the time and they fucking watch your dick as you piss. Fucking sucks expecially when you have a shy balder.
Anyway I have a funny ass story about this.
One of my buddies in high school smoked a ton of weed at lunch one day and as he was walking back into the school the principal pulled him aside and they took him into the office and questioned him. This kid didn't handle weed that well and they for sure knew he was high because he couldn't answer simple questions. So they set up a time and made a mandatory drug test the next day after school.
After the kid got home he drank an entire giant jar of pickle juice and water, puked at least 5 times but kept drinking. Freaked out stayed up all night. Worked out in his basement and drank some more pickle juice.
The next day he passed the drug test twice. So they put him in the challenged kids class for two weeks before he could prove he was of average intelligence. It was the funniest shit ever because he didn't tell anybody why he wasn't in class anymore just that he was in some trouble. Funniest shit ever.
i have a physical the 9th of august, and my mom might ask for them to drug test me cause my like best friend just go caught with weed. but i quit on 4/20 so im all good! but my real dilema is my doctor is a girl and has to touch my penis...can you say boner?
yea thats right. if your guardian asks them to look for drugs they can, but they have to ask.
i waked into hot topic and bought myself some arm fishnets. I was so psyched to get onto my myspace account to post some pics. Thats the closest ive ever got to hitting an urban rail.
Calling me emo? You're the one with a myspace, bitch. -skiierman
The real question is - "How high is your base level?" If you had no prior THC level in your body prior to smoking on Friday, you will be clean by Monday. If you have a base level built up, it will take longer - Up to six or eight weeks if you are a chronic smoker.
Those detox drinks don't actually detox you, they are a diruetic and vitamins to help you dilute your urine without peeing clear. If you are a chronic smoker, it won't help you.
The best thing to do is nut up and buy a Urinator or Whizzinator to dispense clean urine you buy from a head shop.
Passing drug tests is easy if you have warning in advance. Just drink a couple of gaalons of water every day the two days before your test so your piss is diluted into basically water. Then, find some vitamins that have a mixture of vitamins in them, like centrum, and take like 5. This makes it so even though your piss is diluted to the point that drugs don't show up, it still looks like it has normal levels of vitamins so they don't reject it.
Alright, tell me this: If you have 36 prostitutes, and 30 cents in your pocket, what you got?
Proof that hoes come a dime a dozen
^^^Its not vitamins that are used to test dilution, it is creatine. Vitamins just add color. If you try to dilute, you must suplement creatine because urine can show up dilute even if it is really yellow.
Anyhoo - I still don't recommend the dilution method. The thread originator should buy a home test kit from the drugstore and test himself before giving a real sample if he tries to do the dilution method.