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Tz1080
Posts: 205 - Karma: 24
i smoked weed on marijuana on friday and have a drug test on thursday.. i took this drink q-carbos or something like that and i wanted to know if anyone has tooken it before and if it worked or not?
Apr 3 2007 10:03PM
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user098123
Posts: 6072 - Karma: 18
you might be fucked..
Apr 3 2007 10:04PM
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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
Did you know you had a drug test? If so, I don't want to be that guy who is a smartass, but why the fuck would you smoke, KNOWING you had to take a drug test soon?
Apr 3 2007 10:05PM
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Tz1080
Posts: 205 - Karma: 24
aaight, im sneaking in someones pee just incase then
Apr 3 2007 10:05PM
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JockinJLoads
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searchbar...there might be useful info
Apr 3 2007 10:05PM
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Tz1080
Posts: 205 - Karma: 24
i didnt know i was gonna get drug tested.. its for a job
Apr 3 2007 10:06PM
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Capt.Flannel
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word. I'm always curious when people say stuff like that and often, I find that people are aware of the test, but ignore it until reality sinks in.
Apr 3 2007 10:06PM
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Tz1080
Posts: 205 - Karma: 24
yeah i had no idea i was going to get tested.. and i dont know if i should trust this drink
Apr 3 2007 10:08PM
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ThaLetterM.
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i think your best bet would be to go out to the store an pick up my go-to drug test remedy. searchbar. seriously theres some useful info.
Apr 3 2007 10:08PM
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smuggsVT
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im in the same situation but i dont know when im going to be tested or if i am but when i applied i had to agree to a mandatory drug screening and with 4/20 coming up this really sucks

but yeah i heard just drink lots of water
Apr 3 2007 10:08PM
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Tz1080
Posts: 205 - Karma: 24
i can get a drug test at like cvs or a store like that and see if it comes up posotive or not?
Apr 3 2007 10:09PM
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Tz1080
Posts: 205 - Karma: 24
yeah i took a system clearing/detox drink from gnc today and it was $45 ..i just want to see if its legit or not
Apr 3 2007 10:10PM
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MissMontana
Posts: 971 - Karma: 42
the drink works. well, the one my friends used worked, at least. its purpleish and tastes HORRIBLE?
i got sneak-attacked by a drug test for my job, too. somehow i passed.

good luck
Apr 3 2007 10:11PM
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Au_Champs_Elysees
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I took a breathalizer stoned. that was not a fun thing.
but i got ff scott free
Apr 3 2007 10:51PM
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Skiing_Is_Fun
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Contrary to popular belief, "tooken" is not a word.
Apr 3 2007 10:55PM
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Breezy
Posts: 143 - Karma: 10
Goodluck with that. I highly doubt you will make into a clinic with your buddies pee. when i went in it was all hardcore and the locked my purse up before i went in and all that jive. Dont worry your not going to pass. My advice look for a differernt job
Apr 3 2007 11:41PM
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Breezy
Posts: 143 - Karma: 10
or E.
Apr 3 2007 11:47PM
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skibio5
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detox is risky, because there's always the chance that it won't work. theres some fake piss you can buy, or you can use someone else's. keep in mind they might check the temp and it has to be right around 98 degrees. most places make you empty your pockets and stuff too. i'd recommending hanging some kind of bag on your beltloop and putting that down by your junk, unless you can think of something sneakier
Apr 4 2007 12:12AM
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user098123
Posts: 6072 - Karma: 18
tape it to yo gooch!
Apr 4 2007 12:13AM
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skibio5
Posts: 1044 - Karma: 31
that works too :P
Apr 4 2007 12:14AM
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TimothyLord
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 568
didnt want to start another thread. heres my question. in physicles when they make u pee in a cup. can that pick up drugs
Jul 27 2007 11:19AM
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chapz
Posts: 10182 - Karma: 66
usually, when they do a pee test for drugs. they only look for drugs, if you take just a normal pee test, and theyre not looking for it, then i think youre fine. i THINK. not too sure
Jul 27 2007 11:24AM
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CBROOKS
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they will only test for drugs at the hospital from you urine sample if your parents specifically request it, otherwise they wont even test it for drugs so your safe
Jul 27 2007 11:24AM
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TimothyLord
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 568
oh good. i was very worried
Jul 27 2007 11:29AM
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CBROOKS
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yeah, I was freaking out after the first time I smoked then went for a physical, then I asked the same question on here.
Jul 27 2007 11:33AM
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PilleDaKid
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Ya I was worried about that too when I had my physical a while back but I didnt have to take a pee test so its all good.
Jul 27 2007 11:36AM
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smuggsVT
Posts: 2145 - Karma: 19
yeah dont quote me on this but i dont think they test for drugs at a physical unless ur parents or sumthing request it because docters are under strict confidentiality with their patients and can't tell ur parents anything you dont want them to unless it is a danger to your health.
Jul 27 2007 11:40AM
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Tasche
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I hate drug tests. I never smoke pot but I worked on an oil rig and they would do random tests all the time and they fucking watch your dick as you piss. Fucking sucks expecially when you have a shy balder.

Anyway I have a funny ass story about this.

One of my buddies in high school smoked a ton of weed at lunch one day and as he was walking back into the school the principal pulled him aside and they took him into the office and questioned him. This kid didn't handle weed that well and they for sure knew he was high because he couldn't answer simple questions. So they set up a time and made a mandatory drug test the next day after school.

After the kid got home he drank an entire giant jar of pickle juice and water, puked at least 5 times but kept drinking. Freaked out stayed up all night. Worked out in his basement and drank some more pickle juice.

The next day he passed the drug test twice. So they put him in the challenged kids class for two weeks before he could prove he was of average intelligence. It was the funniest shit ever because he didn't tell anybody why he wasn't in class anymore just that he was in some trouble. Funniest shit ever.

Anyway stop smoking pot kid.
Jul 27 2007 12:03PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
i have a physical the 9th of august, and my mom might ask for them to drug test me cause my like best friend just go caught with weed.  but i quit on 4/20 so im all good! but my real dilema is my doctor is a girl and has to touch my penis...can you say boner?
Jul 27 2007 12:24PM
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liukangkid
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 82
get a vile of someone elses piss
its gross but ittl work
Jul 27 2007 12:29PM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
plead the 5th
Jul 27 2007 12:50PM
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newschooler7
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yea thats right. if your guardian asks them to look for drugs they can, but they have to ask.
Jul 27 2007 12:58PM
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ride-rider
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put a vile of piss in your rectal! it will keep it warm and hidden!
Jul 27 2007 1:29PM
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Upgrayedd
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The real question is - "How high is your base level?" If you had no prior THC level in your body prior to smoking on Friday, you will be clean by Monday. If you have a base level built up, it will take longer - Up to six or eight weeks if you are a chronic smoker.

Those detox drinks don't actually detox you, they are a diruetic and vitamins to help you dilute your urine without peeing clear. If you are a chronic smoker, it won't help you.

The best thing to do is nut up and buy a Urinator or Whizzinator to dispense clean urine you buy from a head shop.

Not that I have any experience in this ;-)
Jul 27 2007 1:49PM
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hart62
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Passing drug tests is easy if you have warning in advance. Just drink a couple of gaalons of water every day the two days before your test so your piss is diluted into basically water. Then, find some vitamins that have a mixture of vitamins in them, like centrum, and take like 5. This makes it so even though your piss is diluted to the point that drugs don't show up, it still looks like it has normal levels of vitamins so they don't reject it.
Jul 27 2007 1:55PM
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1stBlood
Posts: 594 - Karma: 10
hahaha yea man...

thats happened to me before

except i was in the hospital and my nurse was like i dunno prolly 24 and she wasnt bad lookin either and yea

i was like yea theres a defect with these pants. im gonna take em back to the pants store.

dont act like your not impressed!!!
Jul 27 2007 2:10PM
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mattyboyy
Posts: 21 - Karma: 10
yea dude just drink lots of water to dilude you piss as much as you can then take vitamins
Jul 27 2007 2:13PM
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Upgrayedd
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^^^Its not vitamins that are used to test dilution, it is creatine. Vitamins just add color. If you try to dilute, you must suplement creatine because urine can show up dilute even if it is really yellow.

Anyhoo - I still don't recommend the dilution method. The thread originator should buy a home test kit from the drugstore and test himself before giving a real sample if he tries to do the dilution method.
Jul 27 2007 2:19PM
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