if you fall off your horse, shoot it and get a new one
I'll tell you where. Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talking about a little place called Aspen.
" keep ur piimp hand strong and slap they faces (backhand, of course), then eat their babies"
Hey, listen. Don't take any guff from these fucking swine. If you have any trouble, remember: you can always send a telegram to the right people. - Raoul Duke
lets all post whore to make it grow quicker than a black mans cock when j-lo enters the room - LE.Skiing
"I wake up in the morning, make a bowl of instant oatmeal then I don't do shit for an hour... Makes me wonder why I need the instant oatmeal... I could get the regular oatmeal and feel productive... Whadda ya gonna do? Make oatmeal... chyea"