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xXfreeskierXx900
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my parents are taking me to get a blood test whats the best way to get it out of ur system???
Mar 27 2007 4:46PM
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ThaLetterM.
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i swear theres one thread per day about drug tests
Mar 27 2007 4:47PM
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xXfreeskierXx900
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your a queer i need help here fuck you
Mar 27 2007 4:48PM
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Rez4frederick
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you are prob screwed if they take a blood test, you cant really get the thc out of your blood......  your best chance is probably to buy those pills that make you piss like every 10 minutes and try to get all of the thc you can out of your system.
Mar 27 2007 4:53PM
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*monsterskier*
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sux for u. lol
Mar 27 2007 4:59PM
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duhamelski
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just let urself get caught. its not worth the hassle and once you get caught you realize its really not that bad
Mar 27 2007 5:04PM
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McLeod
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go to GNC and ull find some products there that will help
Mar 27 2007 5:06PM
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Mod
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No shit
Mar 27 2007 5:07PM
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dr_jibb
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Im assuming you've just been smoking some weed right? IF its other things u might need to consider smartening up. If it is just weed your best bet is to be honest and tell your parents flat out rather then getting caught. Many of us have been there, I thought my parents would be so anal about it which they where for a while but they came around eventually.
Mar 27 2007 5:09PM
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C.R.420
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im sure you wont get much help or respect by saying shit like that.

but anyway, youre screwed. you cant get THC out of your blood in any less than a month i'd say. a piss test is easy to pass in less than a week.
Mar 27 2007 5:12PM
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snowXrider540
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so i am his friend and am getting a drug test in a week probably. anyways i smoked last on saturday and smoke about once a week maybe twice. i have been drinking mad water and play soccer, do you think i would have a really good chance of passing a urine test?
Mar 27 2007 5:15PM
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Mod
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No, chances are they'll bust you for weed and since the h2o+weed can produce a chemical compound called cocaine it will probably detect that too, so you're fucked.
Mar 27 2007 5:17PM
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Benson23
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detox works i heard drinking vinegar does too but its sick
Mar 27 2007 5:17PM
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bhill2.0
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hope for the best my friend got  caught and tested by probation they found cocaine in his system, black people these days.........sellin hopped up shit
Mar 27 2007 5:17PM
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snowXrider540
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normally i wouldnt mind that you are being a dick, but this is actually serious so anyone want to help out here?
Mar 27 2007 5:19PM
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BandieBoy
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Well if you weren't doing drugs in the first place, then you wouldn't be in this predicament, would ya?
Mar 27 2007 5:27PM
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snowXrider540
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seriously shut up noone needs to hear you speak. obviously its his decision and his life so shut up. and weed basically isnt a drug bitch.
Mar 27 2007 5:30PM
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BandieBoy
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Haha I don't even have to pick out the druggies on this website. All of your guy's posts filter yourselves out. lol
Mar 27 2007 5:31PM
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C.R.420
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hey man you will be ok if you keep drinking water and cranberry juice (a LOT every day), take vitamins every day, and piss as much as you can.

my brother passed a hospital piss test in a week this way for his job.
Mar 27 2007 5:34PM
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Sholte
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drink water, and exersize as much as possible
Mar 27 2007 5:36PM
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C.R.420
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dude you should know never to buy weed from black people.
i'm not racist at all. im just letting you know that they will very often sell you short bags, or even lace the shit w/ coke, etc.

i know this from experience. I'll never buy from Jamal again.
he could never get dank anyway. but my 2 Jewish drug-dealer friends always have dank, haha. and they never sell me short bags like Jamal did.
Mar 27 2007 5:39PM
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Rez4frederick
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god damn you are a fucking goodie two shoes fag......Is your dad a fucking Dare officer or what?

"All your guy's posts filter yourselves out. lol"  Wow you sound like one intelligent mufugga.

Mar 27 2007 5:45PM
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xXfreeskierXx900
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aight well thanks for your help iv been lifting every day and drinking lot of water so hopefully ill pass the next piss test i take how long do u think it will take to get out of ur system if you lift and dring alot of water!!??
Mar 27 2007 6:06PM
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DDrem.
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if youve been smoking at all recently, there is not much you can.
be honest with them and tell them that they should trust you and that when you smoke nothing dangerous is gonna happen. like tell them smoking and chilling in your house does nothing to harm you. plus, if your honest they might keep it real and be chiller on your punishments. ironically, my mom found my vaporizer today and i told her i havnt smoked in a while and to take me to get a drug test. she let it go.
Mar 27 2007 6:09PM
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MadAir915
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ive read that pot doesnt show up on blood test... unless they are searching for it... and also drink cranberry juice... it helps disolve the THC
Mar 27 2007 6:11PM
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Dustin.
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if its a blood test you are gonna have a tough time
Mar 27 2007 6:15PM
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bhill2.0
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I bought a bag today looked nice, walked away, alll shake,stems and seeds.

he said its real good shit, he'll see whats up when i make him smoke some fire.
Mar 27 2007 6:15PM
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BandieBoy
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Lol conceptkid = stoner
Mar 27 2007 6:17PM
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derick
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does it really matter that much,like your parents are going to find out sometime that you smoke pot.you might as well get it over with..this way you could just tell your mom/dad that you tryed it once and dident like it.and they should belive you mine did until they found 10 grams in my room and they cought me like 5 times now...
Mar 27 2007 6:21PM
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Rez4frederick
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bandieboy = brainwashed fag who believes everything his dare officer tells him and is going to live his life following every rule ever written because he doesnt want to go to hell cause thats what his daddy told him would happen if he broke the rules and then he is going to die and on his deathbed he will wish he got to smoke a big fat blunt to see for himself why so many people love it.
Mar 27 2007 6:21PM
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ArmadaAR4
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i assume its for weed?
Mar 27 2007 7:16PM
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xXfreeskierXx900
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hahahah thats why i dont put it in my house lol its hard to hide 26G blunt wraps and a glass pipe in your house hahahaha
Mar 27 2007 7:20PM
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Melvs
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STUDY HARD!

I kid, but blood tests, you're only hope I know of is fake blood or something.
Mar 27 2007 7:20PM
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AttitashSkier
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i heard there was some magic fat diet pill thing that works for piss tests but youre probably sol for blood tests.
Mar 27 2007 9:47PM
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smuggsVT
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Fuck you kid, you suck.
Mar 27 2007 9:54PM
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WIfreeskier
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sorry but that makes absolutely no sense, it would not be worth lacing any kind of weed with blow (it's much more expensive), and it really wouldn't even make the shit better (coke does not smoke in its normal form, needs a heat reaction with water and baking soda). just to get shit straight...
Mar 27 2007 9:55PM
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C.R.420
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yo i was just letting that guy know how coke got into his system from weed. i'm sure that shit has happened before. its not like some completely illogical thing as you tried to make it out to be.
Mar 27 2007 10:20PM
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C.R.420
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Mar 27 2007 10:21PM
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Sno.
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tell them you have a fear of needles and you'd rather take a piss test. then take urine luck.
Mar 27 2007 10:22PM
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xXfreeskierXx900
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yeah i agree with you!! hahah anyone know anyother ways to pass one????
Mar 28 2007 8:30AM
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unchyll
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well are you just gettin a blood test or are they actualy looking for thc cus i think its pretty hard to get it out of your blood maybe you can like get something else in your blood like what you do for piss tests and drinking lots of water but your gonna have to find that part out on your own cus i reall dont know
Mar 28 2007 8:33AM
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xXfreeskierXx900
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yeah i already knew that!!
Mar 28 2007 8:39AM
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Darc686
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score some piss from a sXe(sXe = straight-edge) friend. or drink lots of water and take lots of asprin. dont od tho. otherwise ur fucked dude. sorry. have fun takin drops.
Mar 28 2007 11:57AM
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Skiing_Is_Fun
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There is an organic detox called 'Sonne's-7'. You just follow the dosage directions on the bottle and it will be out of your system in 2 days or less. You can get it at vitamin cottage and most organic food or vitamin stores. This stuff works, I know from experience.
Mar 28 2007 1:37PM
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Capt.Flannel
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blood test? you're doneski! might as well off yourself.
Mar 28 2007 1:39PM
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phatbush
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i thought that was urban legand about the cranberry juice?
Mar 28 2007 1:45PM
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HHB
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newschoolers.com= stoners
dude if you havent realized 90% of ns smokes
Mar 28 2007 2:10PM
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