Hey! That's no signature!
i take it your not exactly rolling with the ladies lately.
"Aside from the fact he's screwin me outta getting laid this girl is like a solid 7 and he hasn't had any action for as long as i can remember. I say exactly this and he just kinda says "sorry bro not gonna happen"
"What the fuck were you doing?! One looks like a failed abortion and the other like something from chicken run."
She looks like a man..."