And the sign said long-haired freaky people need not apply,
So I tucked my hair up under my hat
And I went in to ask him why,
He said, "You look like a fine upstandin' young lad.
I think you'll do",
So I took off my hat and said, "Imagine that,
huh , me workin' for you."
I knew a kid in high school who lived with his dad and visited his mom on the weekends. She always tried to get him to stay longer than he was supposed to with various bribes and of all the times she tried it the only bribe that worked was cheese... "I mean, it was kind of pathetic that my mom was trying to buy me off with cheese, but fuck, it's cheese... of course I stayed."
Egg beater that shit to loosen it up.
Dude, when your penis is in danger you need to fucking do something, Jesus.
Cheese is so good. Also I one time used the wax from in to form a penis on the top of a water bottle. And it would squirt water out of it, while everyone was admiring it one of the teacher took it from me..except began squiring people with it not noticing it being penis shaped. So that's my story about babybel cheese.
It ain't easy being Steezy.
Ladies Men Cult
Originally Memeber 11 999#