My Job kicks ass

seems like this imaginary job is quite nice huh..
wait, if its real what the hell do you do?


IM out like a blind kid in laser tag--- --- I'm out like a midget in a high jump competition

are you your OWN boss?
Can you set your OWN hours?
Can you work when and if you want?
Can you do whatever you want for lunch?
Can you look at porn during your work day?
Can you not answer the phone if you don't want?


Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

i cann do all that.. but i have a boss.. and ya i land scape for old ppl.. they tell me what they want me to do, but usaly they are lonly and just tell me war stories and give me cokes and stuff. Oh ya does your boss, let u take the day off it is raining? does your boss give u the week of if u get cut on the job, and stil give u a weeks pay?
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THE POWER IS YOURS

Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!

One time this Old man sent me on a beer run... But he did no understand that im 17 soo they wouldnt sell to me, and he was mad
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THE POWER IS YOURS

Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!

yeah my dad doesn't make me mow the lawn until the next day if its raining, and I usually still get paid allowance.


IM out like a blind kid in laser tag--- --- I'm out like a midget in a high jump competition

neil, the answer to your first question is yeah, all those things except the 'i dont feel like working' one
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Dan Maguire
Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent
and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson

Neil, what do you do? Sounds pretty chill!

My job sucks! I work in the Whistler/Blackcomb terrain parks. I have to jump test all the features in the Highest Level park, drive snowcats around, drive snowmobiles around, and respond to some of the worst accidents on the mountain. I have to ski with guys like Turpin, McKeeman, and Rex every day and there's always a pro photographer under me when I'm in the air. Man, sometimes I just want to die!

BOIOIOIOIOIOING!!!

www.JIBCULTURE.com

haha Natedawg


Yeah, I was referring to my job of...owning my own mobile dj business.


Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom