You just had 5 seconds of your life wasted by some tool who wants to bring attention to his 1000th post.
Now, be good and waste another 30 seconds viciously hating on me for making this unnecessary, annoying and generally shithouse thread.
You know you want too.
Heloo, my name is Shane Mckonkey. I was born in Vancouver Canada, thats aboot three hours north of, ah, seattle.
Right now were here in Bella Coola Canada, and ah, weve been shut in by the weather for like three weeks eh. We havn't shot fuck all. Ooh, Soory.
We've just been sittng around, eating pasta, and spending loonies and toonies on Kokanee and peelers.
But, as soon as this weather clears, im gunna pull on my toque, eat some canadian bacon, and ah, im keen to giver.