the only two dreams i can remember(other then sex dreams) is one wehre everyone i know except for my current boyfriend at the time, my best friend and a few people werent suddenly becoming the walking undead...yes zombies...it felt os fucking real and fucking terrifying.
then everyone was suddenly fine, and my bf at the time was sentenced to the death penalty for something that i dont remmeber....
-a few weeks later he dumped me haha.
mm i also had a dream from last night where i was being stalked. like, i had an actual stalker who was outside my house and my mom called and told me not to come home yet. it was so weird and EPIC
Life Will Always Throw You Pickles.
Either Suck It Up And Eat It.
Or Let It Slap You In The Face
Like A Weiner
i had a dream last night that i got shot in the head. this guy walked up to me and i was stuck on the ground (i forget why) and then he just held a gun up and i was like uhh i guess im gunna die... and then i put my head down on the floor and heard a boom and everything went black
seriously though, some of you assholes are going to get all the way through this before you realize your reading my signature.
"when i was like 10 there was this crazy german sheapard down the street who attacked my cat and ripped its stomach open causing its entrails to spew all over my neighbors fence. I attribute that to why I'm so fucked up now." - Dick-juice.
i was sick last night and i kept having a recurring dream about a resturaunt in lake tahoe and i went in and saw the biggest shrimp i had ever seen they looked like lobsters only they were shrimp and the lady cussed me out and made me leave and then i walked outside and saw some spring snow on the sides of the mountain and i got my familys travel ski bag thing and i kept on trying everyones boots but they were mine but i was then relieved when i realized i could rent them and then I woke up to find my fever had broken and i was sweating like crazy i watched some infomercials about bowflex total gym and male inhancement pills and then had another dream about the resturaunt with the giant shrimp and i was trying to get my skis out of a minivan while it was moving and my childhood stuffed animals were falling out of it and getting run over while my dad was yelling at me
really vivid dreams
Every time you masturbate al gore makes the average world tempurature higher