Someone once said that the best way to alleviate anger is to put it out in front of you so you can look at it and get more pissed off. Someone must have said that anyways. All i wanna do is just bitch about things. Like this:
Why is it that you always hurt yourself a few days before an activity, and why is it that the place you always hurt yourself is key to doing that activity. Take for example my last saturday. Me and some friends planned to go skiing wensday. Saturday we are messing around at thier pool, and we made a water slide out of the blue bubble wrap stuff that covers the pool and thier diving board. LAST slide, right before i go home, i jump and wack my knee on the end of the diving board. I didnt crack anything luckily, but it popped the kneecap or tourqued it or something, and left a huge bruise and a stiff leg. Wensday i plan to go skiing, only 3 days away. WHY?!?!
And i also hate those late night accidents that wake the whole house up and gets everyone pissed at you. Like last week, i put my ramen bowl down to rearrange the stool and chair configuration i have going in front of the TV, and i accidently touch the side of the pan i cooked it it with my left hand. I then promptly jerk my hand away and spill right-of-the-boiling-stove-top Ramen all over my hands, buring my thumb. Drop the bowl, everyone in the house wakes up to either that noise or the stream of curses, and all are pissed at me...
'Shutup and sit down, you big-balled fuck.'
'Keanu Reeves, why dont you pick a catergory?'
'I shall choose balloons for 400 please.'
'Thats not a catergory!'
'My mistake, I shall choose Balloons for 600 please.'
Name the three words in the english language that have one letter repeated six (6) times. Get it right, message me, and get on the list.
(Thanks to everyones enthusiasim, nobody wants it.)
Caleb gets sortof on the list
EastCoastPride is 1/3 of the way on