Replying to Ping pong sucks
my friend doesnt really like ping pong so he wrote this for some reason
i have to play ping pong in pe for racket sports and it sucks more than micheal jackson in a room with 5 year olds. you go to hit the damn ball and it goes like ten feet farther than the table so you got to go and get it. your losing so you decide to slam the ball as hard as you can right at whoever your playing, they duck and so you have to go all the way across the stupid ass cafeteria to go and fucking get it. at this point you get really pissed and are running out of interesting cuss words. you have already gone from shit to piss to bob sagit to cum guzzling gutter slut to fuck a duck and suck a duck and you are quite angry and almost to the point of freaking out. well you lose again and do freak out. someones planner is laying on the floor so you get pissed and rip out and crumple pages than someone says you suck so you chuck the planner at them. (i feel sorry for whosever planner that was cuz now its in a million pieces all over the cafeteria) and then you have to put away the tables and mrs souter is yelling in her really annoying fucking screechy voice about putting stuff away which you are already doing anyways. that voice only serves to infuriate and enrage you to the breaking point. you freak out and scream cuss words at the next person who talked to you and lecture them and all who listen about how much ping pong sucks which by the way is politly called table tennis because ping pong is apparently i don't no how but disrespectful to asians. well fuck asians! im not racist i like chinese food, but whoever invented ping pong is now my personal nemisis and i will hunt them down for 12 years and when i find them i will say .............shit.
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