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Physical, and Im a tad worried

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General_Shredgnar
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I've gone through a couple prior threads and concluded that they won't do a drug/alcohol test unless your parents ask them to, but Im not completely sure of this and wouldnt mind some new opinions.

I've heard that its easy for them to notice when screening it but they can't tell your parents, I've also heard if your under 16 they can, and Im 15. If the physical is for a school sport, would they report that? Has anyone got fucked over from a physical, or confronted by their doctor about health issues from drugs and alcohol, because that would be so incredibly akward I'd probably punch myself in the face. Plus my mom and my doctor (woman) are kind of friendly.

Confirmations? Stories?
Mar 12 2007 6:55PM
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Billek
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Did they say that they were going to drug test you? Because I don't think they will unless you know about it.
Mar 12 2007 6:58PM
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STAUSS
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they cant tell your parents anything. and they ask you questions about drugs / alcohol. just tell them you have tried shit. they dont care, they just have to ask.
Mar 12 2007 6:58PM
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killabees
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if they cheak for it and ur dr. and ma are close... sorry dood ur gana get a "talk"

Mar 12 2007 6:59PM
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flippintricker
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I saw a porno once where the doctor just gave the patient a blowjob.

Hope for the best!!!
Mar 12 2007 6:59PM
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R-Bertsch
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dude you're so fucked they're gonna tell your school and your parents and probably your grandparents and they'll print it in the bad kid list in your local newspaper so you'll be shunned by all your neighbors and friend's moms...good luck with that.
Mar 12 2007 7:01PM
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Mac_Grey
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i was in that one...


...as the patient!
Mar 12 2007 7:02PM
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SwitchMahFuckah
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Haha hell naw dude. I forgot I had a physical for sophomore football once and went to it high as a kite. Don't worry.
Mar 12 2007 7:04PM
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Nicholas.
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i was too!






you can probably guess who i was......sighhh.
Mar 12 2007 7:05PM
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General_Shredgnar
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Thats re-assuring, I hope it goes well.
Mar 12 2007 7:05PM
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Mac_Grey
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your name is candy?
Mar 12 2007 7:11PM
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AltaWest2
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i love you
Mar 12 2007 7:34PM
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Mod
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Nah they just fondle your ballsack for a little then you're good to go.
Mar 12 2007 7:35PM
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mothaeast
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I was worried too, but they didn't do anything, and now I couldn't care less. If you smoke and drink you will get caught at some point, and if you have not already, your parents don't have a reason to ask for a test, and if they do, jsut stop drinking and if theres THC say it was cause some kid at a party was smoking near you or some bullshit like that.
Mar 12 2007 7:45PM
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chickenwang
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sweet sig.
Mar 12 2007 7:48PM
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vermontsteez
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lawl this one time i went to the doctor during a football game because i hurt my back(back spasms hurt like a sob) and they weren't sure if it had anything to do with my kidneys and made me take a piss test :( not good. i had just smoked a bunch before that week so i was like shit. i did the test really nervous waited and he came back in blah blah blah didn't say anything about it so i was so re leaved.
Mar 12 2007 7:52PM
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ShadyHillGroup
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you dont have to piss, half the time i come back with an empty cup they just tell me not to worry its not that important
Mar 12 2007 8:03PM
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jack_weisman
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i found that funny, but i had one and nothing came of it
Mar 12 2007 10:06PM
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scofield
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have fun in military school
Mar 12 2007 10:08PM
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ThaLetterM.
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i hope you get a massive boner when the doctor feels your balls and tells you to cough
Mar 12 2007 11:04PM
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KrazyistKarl
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me to. i forget what the site is. those were funny!
Mar 12 2007 11:08PM
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Elijah.
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What if your doctor was extremely fine, and when she cupped your balls you got a boner? How awkward would that shit be? ^^ sorry to copy your post.
Mar 12 2007 11:08PM
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Paul-o-Rama
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hahahahahha, you are the greatest
Mar 13 2007 1:17AM
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BFFset.
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i just had to take one for baseball and i smoked a week before it and passed. i don't know where you're from but in utah they for sure only test for blood sugars and stuff (diabetes, etc.) what you can do to pass it for sure though is go get some niacin pills (vitamin B something) and jsut take 10 of them about an hour before the test. i know two kids that have both passed two drug specific tests by doing that. when you take the 10 niacin pills, you will feel a little "burn" inside your body, not much though, jsut like drinking soup, and get itchy, it's jsut because they're cleaning out your system, no worries. good luck brah.
Mar 13 2007 1:31AM
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BFFset.
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haha
Mar 13 2007 1:33AM
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