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Billek
Posts: 5665 - Karma: 98
My parents are so fucking critical. We just got progress reports and my grades are as follows...
Conflicts of the 20th Century-100
Chemistry-85
History-81
Web Page Design-95
English-88
PE-92
Math-85

Not the absolute best, but not bad at all, It qualifies me for HONOR ROLE

Apparently it is not good enough for my parents, the 81 has their shit tied in a knot and I can't go skiing this weekend.
Mar 12 2007 6:29PM
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Taydawg197
Posts: 1137 - Karma: 22
an 81 in history isnt gonna cause you to fail life. Its fuckin history
Mar 12 2007 6:30PM
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flyinghighagain
Posts: 1069 - Karma: 22
fuck tell ur rents to quit their bitching
Mar 12 2007 6:32PM
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HHB
Posts: 683 - Karma: 14
wow i have a 58 in math and around 70 in government. but then again im a senior so i really dont care...
Mar 12 2007 6:33PM
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DeSena
Posts: 4126 - Karma: 1,352
a 81 for us is a C
Mar 12 2007 6:35PM
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thedutchmayn
Posts: 1653 - Karma: 45
thats honor role? wow your lucky. my school is 87+ and under 70 is failing.
Mar 12 2007 6:41PM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13045 - Karma: 18,291
so what, go urban

Mar 12 2007 6:41PM
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Billek
Posts: 5665 - Karma: 98
My average pans out to 90
Mar 12 2007 6:41PM
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Rez4frederick
Posts: 4740 - Karma: 40
Sneak out and go skiing
Mar 12 2007 6:45PM
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Billek
Posts: 5665 - Karma: 98
It is kinda hard to sneak away in my van when my parents are at my house every second of the weekend.
Mar 12 2007 6:48PM
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garrett.
Posts: 9304 - Karma: 3,670
be like, how the fuck is history going to help me in everyday life? i dont think you need to remember that spartans were warriors and persians were pussy's to pay you bills
Mar 12 2007 6:50PM
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STAUSS
Posts: 8232 - Karma: 3,311
yo its all about the blackmail. you say "well fuck you, if that isnt good enough for you, ill just stop doign my fucking work, no hair off my back assholes. how will you like it when im failing?" thats what i do and it works like a charm.
Mar 12 2007 6:55PM
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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
Be happy that you aren't in Darfur and have no family because of the genocide and AIDS.

See? You're life ain't so bad!
Mar 12 2007 7:02PM
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StealthSteez
Posts: 3183 - Karma: 11
^ I hate people like you. I'm glad there are genocides. Evens out the population curve.

ya you heard me. WW2 was for the best, so are the african and iraqi genocides.
Mar 12 2007 7:08PM
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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
That wasn't my point. My point was that he could be in a much shittier position than he is now. If you still hate me, than that's a shame but I'm not worried about it.
Mar 12 2007 7:10PM
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mothaeast
Posts: 2923 - Karma: 13
Hahaha wait till you get a D, my parents tweaked balls, cause i had grades like yours before, but they get used to it, and if you know you are getting a bad grade, tell them before so they don't get surprised and shit.
Mar 12 2007 7:39PM
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Bigwoods
Posts: 3116 - Karma: 76
wow those marks are amazing!! if i had those my parents would gladly buy me the $400 ski boots i want
Mar 12 2007 7:42PM
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Billek
Posts: 5665 - Karma: 98
I dont think that is very bad though. My dad bitched at me because I got an 85 in math too, last quarter I got a 72 so he should be fucking happy.
Mar 12 2007 7:42PM
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sophieskis
Posts: 245 - Karma: 18
.....what! your parents must be psycho. i had a c+ in chem and algebra 2 and my parents didnt mind that much.
Mar 12 2007 7:42PM
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TannerCoulter.
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 111
you are one smart man.
Mar 12 2007 8:22PM
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CooksCorner
Posts: 3939 - Karma: 22
History is important dude.
Mar 12 2007 8:30PM
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DDrem.
Posts: 3552 - Karma: 24
you are smart
and im in the same boat. cant drive til i get a 3.5
Mar 12 2007 8:32PM
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Dalonte
Posts: 367 - Karma: 28
you think your in trouble, i'm almost failing every class and my progress report is coming in the mail soon
Mar 12 2007 8:37PM
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sniper_6
Posts: 1919 - Karma: 1,573
i hope you arent planning on going to college
Mar 12 2007 8:38PM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
wtf? whats the point in having 1-50%???

it must be easy to get 90s in the US
Mar 12 2007 8:44PM
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steezyjibber
Posts: 15967 - Karma: 11,016
are you a gym slacker?
Mar 12 2007 8:50PM
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Billek
Posts: 5665 - Karma: 98
I do as little as possible in Gym...if I go in the first place.
Mar 12 2007 9:20PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 372
yea, i got a 63% in algebra and my mom flipped a b in science and cs in everything else, meh i used to get As tho
Mar 12 2007 9:22PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
Nah, my parents were bitches like that. The key is to slowly get them used to those grades, I got my shit rocked freshman and sophomore year for low 80s and high 70s, and slowly they just got used to it and just gave me the "We think you could be doing better" speeches.

So wish I had done shitty in middle school on purpose so they had low expectations. Take Algebra 1 senior year, fail the final to come out with a B, and get a new pair of skis instead of taking PreCalc and having my parents brutally penetrate me every day after a test... sigh. Retrospect is a bitch.
Mar 12 2007 9:26PM
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AtomicTweaker
Posts: 2341 - Karma: 16
B minus for us
Mar 12 2007 9:29PM
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flippintricker
Posts: 2408 - Karma: 9
A minus in Canada
Mar 12 2007 9:32PM
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leckett1
Posts: 6476 - Karma: 294
i have those same grades and my parents like me for it
Mar 12 2007 9:34PM
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canterbury
Posts: 2382 - Karma: 55
i don't get stuff like this. why skip gym? it's the easiest class ever.
Mar 12 2007 9:35PM
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grams.
Posts: 7406 - Karma: 186
those are good grades..your parents are nuts

in my progress report i gotta D in math and my mom just laughed
Mar 12 2007 9:50PM
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jimmychung
Posts: 6857 - Karma: 25
that's a perfectly decent progress report, your parents need to take it easy.
Mar 12 2007 9:52PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
This worked for me sometimes...

Tell your parents that if they punish you it will only piss you off more and make you less likely to do your work. Tell them if they let you go skiing, you promise to study for at least an hour on Saturday and Sunday. If they don't let you go, you will slouch around and do everything but studying all day out of spite.



Mar 12 2007 9:55PM
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garrett.
Posts: 9304 - Karma: 3,670
would you like to tell me how it relates to everyday life?
Mar 12 2007 10:08PM
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BULLSEMEN
Posts: 1289 - Karma: 16
WOAH i didnt think there was such thing as a a minus
Mar 13 2007 12:05AM
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Mat.
Posts: 7167 - Karma: 94
FUCKEN BULLLLLLssssssssssssHIT!
Mar 13 2007 2:22AM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147
ahahah. really?

A+
A
A-
B+....etc..
Mar 13 2007 2:24AM
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hendrik.
Posts: 6715 - Karma: 267
you're ignorant.
Mar 13 2007 5:07AM
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Hannah.
Posts: 4625 - Karma: 56
haha pretty much i had thet same deal my junior year and my parents wouldnt let me use the computer (unless they were right there watching me do work) or the TV from after dinner till i went to bed untill i had straight A's yeah that was bullshittttt hang in there man
Mar 13 2007 1:53PM
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Changethattape
Posts: 1008 - Karma: 36
FUCK MIKEY we were going to go to windham and ride pipe. TAlk to your parents agian ill fucking call them you get better grades then i do. YOUR FUCKING GOING THIS WEEKEND IS GAPER DAY.
Mar 13 2007 2:21PM
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errrka
Posts: 2261 - Karma: 6,058
oh you think thats bad. i'm a freshman and these are my grades
BIOLOGY 1 90.93 A-
ENGLISH NINE 95.32 A
FRENCH 2 95.21 A
GEOMETRY 82.93 B-
HEALTH 97.24 A
MARCHING BAND 100.00 A+
SOCIAL STUDIES 1 99.37 A+
STUDY HALL

and i got grounded. my moms seriously crazy.
Mar 13 2007 2:39PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
Shit happened to me, I would've gotten grounded freshman year for that... key is to slowly lower their expectations. I swear it's the way of the future.
Mar 13 2007 4:47PM
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Mod
Posts: 3179 - Karma: 11
I have block scheduling so it's 4 classes at 83 mins each, I have..

English 11 College Prep - 92.5% B-
Criminal Justice - 80.1% C
American Studies '45-pres. - 95.6% A
Algebra 3 - 77.4% C- (I hate math)
Mar 13 2007 4:50PM
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Lizz091
Posts: 199 - Karma: 10
Shit, Seriously? If I had those kinds of grades my mom would be buying me a car right now.
Mar 13 2007 6:38PM
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aja_kiki
Posts: 2354 - Karma: 51
yeah but then they pull the whole ..."well its your life and if you fail then you only hurt your own future."and sooo...yeah.

but you did really well on ur report card soo...they should just chill. unless ur goal is harvard
Mar 13 2007 6:47PM
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Love_Wins.
Posts: 5536 - Karma: -1
Exactly my thoughts.
Mar 13 2007 6:52PM
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flippintricker
Posts: 2408 - Karma: 9
thats the fucking grade, douchebag. the one that corresponds to a b minus somewhere else.
Are you a good waterskier?
Mar 13 2007 7:15PM
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johnnypsunami
Posts: 5024 - Karma: 221
are you fucking kidding me? ur parents think an 81 is a bad mark?
Mar 13 2007 7:28PM
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