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sugarloafer1990
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i saw a skier do a 360 in a park last winter...i mean whats the deal? Skiers are hitting jumps now? crazy!






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Sister: Yeah, thats how i feel about law school right now, 'Fuck it, make out in the hallway.'
Jun 28 2003 10:58PM
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SkeeOrDye
Posts: 4027 - Karma: 42
skiers in parks, now thats just carazy! that goats got devil eyes.
Jun 28 2003 11:09PM
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hahaha Brian Fellows ^^^^, speaking of which, i'm turning on SNL now
Jun 28 2003 11:24PM
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Knewnews
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who would of thought.... damn crazy basterds.
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Jun 29 2003 2:44AM
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SteveXs2
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My friend once went into one of those 'SnowParks'. Haven't seen him since, poor fellow.


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Jun 29 2003 5:18AM
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K_2
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One time this stupid snowboarder was like why are you going into the park and shit. You aren't allowed in because you have skis on...most of the time i would just ignore the fag but this guy was a snowboard instructor...stupid faggot!




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Jun 29 2003 9:46AM
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jtski
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skiers shouldnt be allowed in these snowboard parks.
Jun 29 2003 9:50AM
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Ahmets_Brother
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one time i saw a snow mound on a trail and there were a bunch of them. there were also like guard rails or metal tubes in there. i wonder what them snowboarders were doing with those metal things? maybe sitting on them

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Jun 29 2003 10:29AM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
this is a snowboard only zone. all skis will be towed.
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Jun 29 2003 11:18AM
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Itsbackfliptime
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i was the first skier to go in a terrain park.

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Jun 29 2003 3:43PM
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Danger.
Posts: 3476 - Karma: 58
damn skier bitches have no skill
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Jun 29 2003 3:59PM
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seward
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sadly up to two years ago skiers wernt allowed in the 'snowboard' park at a resort close to blue mountain.

now we run tings


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Jun 29 2003 4:24PM
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no mckonkey was supposedly..
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Jun 29 2003 4:33PM
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freeskier385
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skiers in snowboard parks, twin tip skis, what is this sport coming to?
Jun 29 2003 5:28PM
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clrumivier4life
Posts: 2429 - Karma: 9
These twin tip things...do you spose that they're for riding the skis backwards? That would be crazy.

And Kent Krietler, Shane Mckonkey, the Phils, and everyone claims to be the first in the park.
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Jun 29 2003 5:37PM
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jibrevolution
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tanner hall was OBVIOUSLY the first skier to go in a park u idiot

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Jun 29 2003 5:57PM
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MistaSkier
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I saw a young brave lad ride over a ramp in the snowboard park. He then performed a flippy do and I could say nothing but 'Wowie zowie.'


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Jun 29 2003 6:17PM
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lanks
Posts: 12543 - Karma: 72
and one time i saw a two planker in one of dem snowboardin stunt ditches...he was like grabbin his skis, and goin upside down...its one of those things you only see once in a lifetime folks...


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Jun 29 2003 6:19PM
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A ski portal guy once asked one of us if you can go back wards on are tiwn tip skis, i wanted to stab him with my pole.






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Jun 29 2003 6:25PM
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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
what ever happend to the pink one peace snowsoot days? whre is the sport heading.. all i know is nuthing good can come of these 'snowboard parks'
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Jun 29 2003 7:09PM
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RideBLUNT
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I've heard of skiers going into these 'snow parks', but I don't believe it, not until I see it with my own eyes.


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Jun 29 2003 7:13PM
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jibtastic
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whats a snowboard park or a terrain park?
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Jun 29 2003 8:26PM
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jibtastic
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skiers couldn't possibly ski in some hooza-doozie like that.
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Jun 29 2003 8:26PM
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ReggaeConcept
Posts: 1142 - Karma: 15
you guys why do those kids skis have a tip turned up on each end? what are these little shits up to? hmm, as for those silly kids grabbing their skis, whats with that? are they afraid the are going to fall off? stupid kids


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Jun 29 2003 8:30PM
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Danger.
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i think those rebels are too much hot doggin these days, what do you think?
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Jun 29 2003 9:21PM
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ReggaeConcept
Posts: 1142 - Karma: 15
those daffy and spread eagle things are just too damn dangerous. some one could get hurt. those silly hotdoggers


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Jun 29 2003 9:24PM
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Danger.
Posts: 3476 - Karma: 58
remember the good old days when people skied 210's and were doin backscratchers?
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Jun 29 2003 9:26PM
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SkeeOrDye
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what old days, i still do that
Jun 29 2003 9:31PM
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Nopow
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what's the thing the kids are doing nowadays that new school.
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Jun 29 2003 9:48PM
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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
i remeber the days when ppl would sit in the challet and drink hot choclate... why does it have to change
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Jun 29 2003 10:13PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
skis are supposed to stay on the ground.

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Jun 29 2003 10:32PM
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gambino500014
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im a bad ass..... i ride in the snowpark and today i only waited 28 minutes after i ate to go swimming..... yea im crazy with a capital C.... i havent been crazy enough to ride backwards on those 'double-tips' yet......... some day
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Jun 29 2003 10:33PM
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kcorrigan
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i still wear a one piece pink suit
Jun 29 2003 10:34PM
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Vtsnowski
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YAY I GOT SKIS YAY YAY I GO IN PARK YAY YAY I GOT SKIS I DO 360 YAAAAAAAAAYYYYY




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Jun 29 2003 11:20PM
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ReggaeConcept
Posts: 1142 - Karma: 15
who doesnt wear a pink one piecer?


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Jun 29 2003 11:21PM
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Natedawg
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Has anyone heard of snowblades? I think that's where this whole twintip ski idea came from. We should all poop in our pants now.

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Jun 30 2003 2:17AM
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Geekypunkboy
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I was at the base of Copper one time. And this old guy came up to me and said 'Now look at those skis. Hey Jimmy, come over here. Look at these weird double-turned-up-tip skis. Arn't those the damnedest thing?'

It was fucking hilarious.
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Jun 30 2003 2:31AM
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Ahmets_Brother
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sadly my mountain never let skiers into a park untill this year

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Jun 30 2003 9:37AM
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1212j5j5
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ah, we were always allowed in the park. but we sucked. now we're goood. blue mountain is filled with badass good skiers... yeah... later.
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Jun 30 2003 9:41AM
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sugarloafer1990
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one time...in one of those things with those medal things all over the place...some skier jumped on one and slid across it...i couldn't believe my eyes! And all these skiers are wearing this new clothing so low i can almost see their butox! Its crazy. I thought those pants would fall down when he's doing those crazy spins!






Me: Yeah, all the hicks and stuff in are school make in the hallway its gross.
Sisters bf: Well, they don't care. Their not leaving town, their just like 'Fuck it.'
Sister: Yeah, thats how i feel about law school right now, 'Fuck it, make out in the hallway.'
Jun 30 2003 11:04AM
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Krongos
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really!? i thought the jump parks were only for cool snow shredders!!! whats up with those metal things that they put in those places too? theyre like long posts or something
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Jun 30 2003 11:57AM
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lagwagon
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Skiers have been in the pipe for over 5 years now dude...they do more than 360s too! d-spins, 1260, 1440s and theres a whole new grab array, Mutes, tails japans, etc. where you beeen mate, antarctica?
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Jun 30 2003 5:28PM
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lagwagon
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I mean park.
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Jun 30 2003 5:29PM
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gambino500014
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that kid is on adic what the hell is a d-spins or an 1260 and the only mute i have ever herd of is on my remote control.... keep dreaming dude
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Jun 30 2003 5:36PM
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Matty.
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^ im confused

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Jun 30 2003 7:41PM
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switchskier88
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These new fangled ride backwars skis sound neato, where can i get some?
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Jun 30 2003 8:05PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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japan is a country son.

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Jun 30 2003 9:03PM
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sugarloafer1990
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a 1440...come on...thats the number my geometry teacher uses...its not a country silly!

And what is this D-Spin...they are flippin in the shape of a D?? What will these crazy tricksters be up to next????






Me: Yeah, all the hicks and stuff in are school make in the hallway its gross.
Sisters bf: Well, they don't care. Their not leaving town, their just like 'Fuck it.'
Sister: Yeah, thats how i feel about law school right now, 'Fuck it, make out in the hallway.'
Jun 30 2003 11:03PM
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gambino500014
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we really cant tell.... we really cant tell..... someday we will ski in snow deeper then our shins and make large ramps into it..... i can see it.... thats when the world will be in shambles
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Jun 30 2003 11:09PM
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Jul 1 2003 1:49AM
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sugarloafer1990
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brevity is wit.


skiers skiing in snow up to their knees!!! yeah right...maybe if their skis were twice as wide...how mind boggling would that be!






Me: Yeah, all the hicks and stuff in are school make in the hallway its gross.
Sisters bf: Well, they don't care. Their not leaving town, their just like 'Fuck it.'
Sister: Yeah, thats how i feel about law school right now, 'Fuck it, make out in the hallway.'
Jul 1 2003 10:37AM
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