i got this one from ec156, take 2 fried chicken and french fry meals, go over to the drink station, and combine them into one, or smush 2 pieces of pizza together. Or i take some of the chicken from the other baskets while they are on the tray and put it in yours, distract the cashier and walk right behind her, or just put stuff in your pocket. last 2 are risky, but i've taken a whole meal for a friend once haha. but always take the chicken, it's foolproof
Here are a few suggestions on ways to get rid of a roommate:
Collect potatoes. paint faces on them and give them names. name one after your roommate. separate your roommate's potato from the others. wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, "he just didn't belong."