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EPIC poem

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Elijah.
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Anyone here done an epic poem/ballad/narrative poem for a school project? Because I need a good one by tomorrow, and I just want to see what NS has to offer.
Mar 4 2007 11:49PM
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mothaeast
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Written one? or written about one?

When you say EPIC you mean sweet, or you mean like a story?
Mar 4 2007 11:51PM
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Holte
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wait...you need to write one? Or you just need to find one? Because if it's the former, you'd better start writing; you've got about 200 pages to go.
Mar 4 2007 11:52PM
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Nicholas.
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if the ocean were lotion-by slandis tanaka


Oh helpless sea-cow
you may ask me how
the water can be so harsh

It is salty and cold,
or so I am told
much like that of a marsh.

Poor salty dougon
for whome I feel sorrow
crusty ocean bunnion
may feel better tomarrow.

you skin is flakey
and has lots of cracks;
you need comfort,
and comfort you lack.

I'm a thoughtful man,
who has a great plan,
to heal the skin on your back.

If the ocean were lotion,
then we'd all get the notion,
and we need to make it snappy.

So grab your lotion
make that hand-pumping motion
and start making manatees happy.

Mar 4 2007 11:53PM
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charmander
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i have one about suicide but that waouldny fly in any school system
Mar 5 2007 12:08AM
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Nicholas.
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haha dude im still trying to figure out if you are actually emo or an alias pretending to be.
Mar 5 2007 12:12AM
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ProducerXXX
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Hahah, pwned?!


oh wait

nm
Mar 5 2007 12:38AM
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Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 76
Please help? I liked the one about ocean and lotion, but maybe I need a longer one. Epic like it tells a story, doesn't have to be TOO long.
Mar 5 2007 1:16AM
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buffalo-soldier
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I was at a party last night and saw a very funny sight. she was fat and went down a flight. down the stairs she went. tumbled twisted and bent. i tried to hide my smile but that fall seemed like it lasted for a mile. rumble tumble the fat girl rolled into a clump of choas and jumble.
Mar 5 2007 2:26AM
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ThaLorax
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I have hella poems but none are stories.
Mar 5 2007 2:31AM
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brokebutitsworthit
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dude ballads are easy, just spin a tale, at least they are easier than an epic poem which should be 2000 lines or so. 
Mar 5 2007 2:39AM
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charmander
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im not emo im just depressed sometimes, and i cut alot and i lissent to emo music the doesnt make me emo lol
Mar 7 2007 5:00PM
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foodisfun
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normally i'd suggest visiting "The 'Oficial' Poetry/Freestyle/Remix Thread"  but they're prob not as long as u need.
Mar 7 2007 7:37PM
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steve_duc
Posts: 43 - Karma: 10
This is a little ditty I came up w/ at woodstock f'ed outta my mind on LSD I call it "ode to my goldfish"
OH WET PET!!!
thats all I came up w/ good luck we thought it was pretty Epic at the time
Mar 7 2007 7:40PM
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DDrem.
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there is a poem that is kind of emo that a kid did a speech on from the book "perks of being a wallflower"
its good until the last line when it says something about scars on a wrist
Mar 7 2007 7:42PM
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steve_duc
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I wish my lawn was EMO so it would cut itself!!!!
Mar 7 2007 7:46PM
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