They're sort of big here... I don't see the big deal about them. I railed a vicodin once and just felt a little happier for awhile, there's much better things you can spend your money on.
She's giving me a handjob and I notice her ring was chafing my dick! It hurt so bad but I couldn't ask her to stop, now my dick is all red sore and there is a large blister!
(butt sex), that's the whole point of a relationship.
Dude, when your penis is in danger you need to fucking do something, Jesus.