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Goggle tans

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Treestman
Posts: 3049 - Karma: 300
I cam back from a week in colorado and every one in my school was like, wtf happened to ur face?

this kid in my class said to me, "what the fuck happened to you"?, and im like, what?, and he says "you're face, did you paint your face with tribal war paint, or is that you're beard?
and i was like haha its a goggle tan.

People wre saying you got a bad goggle tan i was like no, i have a good goggle tan. probably because i live not far away from nyc
Mar 1 2007 2:57PM
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mohawkskier
Posts: 743 - Karma: 98
add a stache to that sick tan and you will need to ski with pole to beat off the ladies
Mar 1 2007 3:01PM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
i have a mean goggle tan, i get so many looks on the subway
Mar 1 2007 3:07PM
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DANETRON
Posts: 6671 - Karma: 137
ya i agree nyc is gay
Mar 1 2007 3:10PM
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titsLOL
Posts: 7485 - Karma: 396
yea my goggle tan is gettin kinda out of hand this season for some reason, I guess we're gettin a lot more sunny days than last year last year seemed like it was overcast every single day. that 24 days in colorado prolly didn't help either...
Mar 1 2007 3:30PM
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Colt45er
Posts: 1650 - Karma: 336
just be like my gog tan is dope. the girls will say your wearing bronzer, friends may say u look like a racoon. ye
Mar 1 2007 3:30PM
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A@ron
Posts: 1320 - Karma: 86
for living in the midwest mine is starting to get pretty good.
Mar 1 2007 3:34PM
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steevner
Posts: 4502 - Karma: 47

last spring break i think i might have been the only person in hawaii with a goggle tan!

this year i'm having a comp. with some girls from my school, which i am absolutely destroying them at right now. i got some comments on my goggle tan at school yesterday too, some girls were like "you are really dark, but only half your face..."

Mar 1 2007 3:35PM
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PatVigorito
Posts: 405 - Karma: 12
yeah man i got one right now and its crazy dark. i get em on a overcast day for some reason too
Mar 1 2007 3:36PM
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LostValleyPowMan
Posts: 820 - Karma: 17
I HAVE ONE AFTER THE WEEKENDS- ITS SICK
Mar 1 2007 3:37PM
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K2_Pubz_360
Posts: 906 - Karma: 10
hah yeah like everyone at my school was like

wtf is wrong with your face?
Mar 1 2007 3:41PM
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ScratchFS91
Posts: 678 - Karma: 27
i got one in utah, the ladies love it
Mar 1 2007 3:48PM
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Bini.
Posts: 760 - Karma: 16
i get weird looks all the time
Mar 1 2007 4:57PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
i got one out in park city, when i got back everyone laughed, people dont understand how its a mark of honor among skiiers
Mar 1 2007 5:00PM
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shithawks
Posts: 516 - Karma: -16
goggle tans are sick
Mar 1 2007 5:02PM
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teamsleep
Posts: 788 - Karma: 22
yea i just got bak from co this week and everybodys like wtf?
Mar 1 2007 5:02PM
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RobotTom
Posts: 544 - Karma: 21
during the summer i get a horrendous life jacket tan. I'm basically black where there is no life jaket and wehre the life jacket is my super pale irish skin remains.
Mar 1 2007 5:57PM
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MissMontana
Posts: 971 - Karma: 42
my goggle tan had to be airbrushed out of my senior protraits in high school. 
Mar 1 2007 6:07PM
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VirginiaCliff
Posts: 148 - Karma: 10
why would u get that janx airbrushed out.. i cant really tan, but those goggle burns are badass
Mar 1 2007 6:09PM
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CMF
Posts: 1918 - Karma: 16
goggle tans = steeazy
Mar 1 2007 6:10PM
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,861
goggle tans are amazing i love mine the chicks dig it because the girls at my school mostly all have one
Mar 1 2007 6:27PM
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michelle
Posts: 6290 - Karma: 428
i fall so hard for guys with goggle tans


i've been trying to get one here on the east, but it's not lookin too good
Mar 1 2007 6:35PM
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dorikin
Posts: 1914 - Karma: 16
seriously? Girls dig this shit? I always feel kinda goofy when I get a mad google tan.
Mar 1 2007 6:39PM
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396222687862
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i think i look dirty with a goggle tan, i've had a few people say stuff to me about it, mine isn't even that good
Mar 1 2007 6:43PM
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liukangkid
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 82
haha last year i met this girl with a  gogle tan and she thought i had a skin disease
Mar 1 2007 6:47PM
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michelle
Posts: 6290 - Karma: 428
well all skier/legit snowboard chicks i know dig em
Mar 1 2007 6:47PM
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Bini.
Posts: 760 - Karma: 16
of course girls dig it. nothing hotter than a guy who skis and skis often.
Mar 1 2007 7:20PM
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samwise
Posts: 2592 - Karma: 36
my driver's liscense pic has a goggle tan
Mar 1 2007 7:22PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
because of the lack of sunny days in CNY this year, my face is lacking a goggle tan
Mar 1 2007 7:28PM
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617jibber
Posts: 2391 - Karma: 28
mine is super weak this year
Mar 1 2007 7:28PM
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 26
ya i have a really dark one and all these mexicans at my school ask me whats wrong with my face.
Mar 1 2007 7:29PM
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ShadyHillGroup
Posts: 2881 - Karma: 213
i have a killer goggle tan, everyone loves it, but the worst shit is the headphone tan i have where my sideburns is a huge tan line it looks soo goofy
Mar 1 2007 7:30PM
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anxju
Posts: 9371 - Karma: 61
i have the worst goggle tan ever. you can see it from like 100 feet away. but its not so bad, i get so much attention. i get like 4903 pictures taken of me at lunch every day and its kinda fun.
Mar 1 2007 7:40PM
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tjski
Posts: 5859 - Karma: 44
haha, people always do that to me cuz i usualy have a pretty good gog tan.
Mar 1 2007 7:48PM
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akerbacker
Posts: 2827 - Karma: 8
ya i have a mad goggle tan, and with march break coming up, shits gonna get sooooo dark. its funny tho. ya people at school say i look like a raccoon and i'm just like "bitch what".
Mar 1 2007 7:52PM
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Microcosm
Posts: 4765 - Karma: 153
Same happens to me with my rashguard or wetsuit. Every once in awhile I paddle out without it on to even things out a bit.
Mar 1 2007 8:32PM
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Jamie_Baril
Posts: 2196 - Karma: 2,513
Goggle tans are the best
Mar 1 2007 8:34PM
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Holte
Posts: 10730 - Karma: 7,744
i always get compliments on my goggle tan. but i basically live in a ski resort village.
Mar 1 2007 8:36PM
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AtomicTweaker
Posts: 2341 - Karma: 16
i will get a dope one when i go to utah in march....
Mar 1 2007 8:39PM
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mothaeast
Posts: 2923 - Karma: 13
Try skiing in NZ, you get a goggle tan in one day, or goggle burn. Thanks to the ozone hole.. I had a nutso one when i was skiing there. Goggle tans are sick
Mar 1 2007 8:41PM
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1080ski
Posts: 4424 - Karma: 191
i take medication that makes me burn so easily. over feb. vacation i got this massive goggle burn (easily the worst sun burn ive ever gotten in my life- it was beat red). people ask me whats wrong wtih my face all the time now but its almsot gone
Mar 1 2007 8:57PM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
of course dude. but of course people from florida think that it's some kinda disease.
Mar 1 2007 9:03PM
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dorikin
Posts: 1914 - Karma: 16
sweet good to know! well, im gonna go to a tanning bed with my goggles on now so I will talk to you guys later.
Mar 1 2007 9:28PM
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treesmann
Posts: 2675 - Karma: 49

haha when i got one on CO and peole called me a raccoon when i got back to downsate NY. its not appreciated here in southern ny

Mar 1 2007 9:35PM
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chuck_B
Posts: 112 - Karma: 83
that happened to me to it sucks
Mar 1 2007 9:36PM
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MadSteezin
Posts: 4572 - Karma: 936
fuck dem niggas
Mar 1 2007 9:36PM
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skipillager
Posts: 1275 - Karma: 20
goggle tans are sick, but i hate getting them.

i had a mad one last year cuz i was bc, snowboarding n skiing daily for 3 months. my face looked dirty... hahaa.
Mar 1 2007 9:40PM
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Sideways_Shane
Posts: 756 - Karma: 73
goggle tans are dope
Mar 1 2007 9:46PM
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mizzike
Posts: 1386 - Karma: 251
mines pretty dope
except people sometimes ask me if im wearing makeup
i slap them
Mar 1 2007 9:46PM
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Colbs
Posts: 393 - Karma: 20
im black, i dont get goggle tans.
Mar 1 2007 10:14PM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
i came back from a trip, my face was half latino, all the people on the plane were like wierded out
Mar 1 2007 11:12PM
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