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If there was no more Terrain parks i would...

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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
If for some reason there were no more terrain parks i would have to commit suiside, cuz this is what i live for
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Jun 26 2003 8:24AM
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CrazedSkier1080
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 66
u little park rat, take the park somewhere else. just dont be lazy and build a hit somewhere its just as fun

Fairydust3224: its not good for you
npublic enemy900: dont get me started on this shit u have a better chance getting raped by a car than fucking urself cause i smoked
Jun 26 2003 8:28AM
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Rogge
Posts: 5772 - Karma: 3,867
i would form an army and have a massive takeover of my local hill and start a reform to build up the terrain parks....or i would just build a kicker somewhere


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Jun 26 2003 9:31AM
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Ahmets_Brother
Posts: 20283 - Karma: 5,931
i would do what i always did before this year, build my own. and hit up my home park

i like to burn things
i can do a summersault
Jun 26 2003 9:36AM
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Ahmets_Brother
Posts: 20283 - Karma: 5,931
and go powdering

i like to burn things
i can do a summersault
Jun 26 2003 9:36AM
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switchskier88
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 12
Yeah i'd be really pissed, but i never had a real park till this year so i guess id just go back to building my own jumps, but the whole take over idea would sound tempting
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Jun 26 2003 11:09AM
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selfportrait
Posts: 1632 - Karma: 16
if skiing went in that direction, companies like line and armada would go out of buisiness. oh yeah, and i'd be pissed as hell

These things make me mad. COC session C.
Jun 26 2003 11:40AM
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dspin7x
Posts: 6414 - Karma: 63
ya can anyone say park rat....
Jun 26 2003 12:23PM
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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
I bet i can ski better then most of you, i have a racing background, and i ski at jay where the park is not the highlight of the hill, so mouth shut unless u no facts
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THE POWER IS YOURS

Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!
Jun 26 2003 12:42PM
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Matty.
Posts: 9458 - Karma: 105
if there wasnt a terrain park id win the lottery and take over the ski hill with like 5 parks and 2 pipes but there would be a jump and to get a park pass you would have to be able to clear the jump so no beginners would be allowed!

Proud Canadian and PE owner!
Jun 26 2003 12:56PM
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FsJon
Posts: 223 - Karma: 17
move to the bc and jump off cliffs and other natural terrains.
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Jun 26 2003 3:07PM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
haha i have a big hill in my back yard so my back yard park is better than the one at chicopee
(my local garbage hill )
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Jun 26 2003 3:51PM
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Schmitz
Posts: 4272 - Karma: 103
just hit the BC



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Jun 26 2003 3:56PM
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jibberkid69
Posts: 1539 - Karma: 90
you guys are the biggest slackers. just go out and build your own hits, its just as fun, if not more fun, cause you can make it as big as you want, and for rails, we always have cities



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Jun 26 2003 4:00PM
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westcoaststyle
Posts: 4057 - Karma: 31
If there were no parks movies would be better. it would be all bc booters and urban jibs
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Jun 26 2003 4:02PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
We've got a hill from wayyy back with an old tow, it's good stuff.


And then Trogdor smote the Kerreck, and all was laid to burnination.

TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR!
Jun 26 2003 4:06PM
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VANULAR
Posts: 1930 - Karma: 5,131
i dunno why everyone doesn't like park, i love park considering theres nothing else to do on the east coast.if i were out west i would ski big mountain alot, but i would stillski park.dont be hatin, be appreciatin!
Jun 26 2003 4:12PM
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CrazedSkier1080
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 66
yo i ride at jay all the time. and i come from racing too i was brought up racing. and if you dont see that jay has plenty of other shit to huck off of then the park u are one sorry little boy


Kbus1224: I see how it is, ski movie more important than me?
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Jun 26 2003 4:21PM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 136
why does everyone hate @ park monkey's? i'm a park monkey myself, and i see nothing wrong with it...i ski all over the hill when i feel like it.

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Jun 26 2003 4:36PM
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rossignol_rider
Posts: 1956 - Karma: 13
racers are fags


Jun 26 2003 4:39PM
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Mills
Posts: 1123 - Karma: 12
Park Rats are sweet...... they develope rad style. and if there were no parks i would just shit in my pants and sit in it
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Jun 26 2003 4:44PM
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bigkicker
Posts: 1270 - Karma: 87
you guys talk about if there is no park, stop being lazy and go out and build your own jumps. Yes you can do this, but no way most of the time will the jump be anywhere near what a snow cat can do. Yeah i'm going to go out and take laps on my backyard jump and practice my switch cork 7's. It doesn't work like this.



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Jun 26 2003 6:29PM
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bigkicker
Posts: 1270 - Karma: 87
oh yeah. I know about building backyard jumps.







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Jun 26 2003 6:33PM
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Triple_Strum
Posts: 6382 - Karma: 946
all of you guys who say 'park rat' and 'stop being lazy and build your own' have you idea what you are talking about. Where I ski(the crappy east, and southern east I might add), there is no BC, there is almost never powder, and if you build a jump anywhere it will get wrecked by either a) jackass kids b) patrol.

So yeah, if there were no more parks, my life would have less meaning :D
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Jun 26 2003 7:42PM
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skieveryday
Posts: 660 - Karma: 19
I must say that I never imagined the shit you could do on a freaking sled...the kicker is HUGE and so is the amount or air. MMMMM...snow behind my house...not something I see very often (in fact, not at all this year). FreeSledding for life...LATE



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Jun 26 2003 8:13PM
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mckeeman
Posts: 2674 - Karma: 122
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm park rats



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Jun 26 2003 8:57PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
WHY MUST EVERYONE HATE RACERS? Can someone please give me an intelligent answer? Something with a little bit more of a back bone than, 'cuz they r all fags'...


And then Trogdor smote the Kerreck, and all was laid to burnination.

TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR!
Jun 26 2003 8:57PM
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dspin7x
Posts: 6414 - Karma: 63
cuz they are gay, and dont be calling me gay because i called you a park rat. Maybe the park is all you have, i know about that im from ohio, but either way youre still a fuckin park rat, If you dotn want to be one move out west like i did fuckers
Jun 26 2003 9:47PM
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Ahmets_Brother
Posts: 20283 - Karma: 5,931
thats a sweet jump

i like to burn things
i can do a summersault
Jun 26 2003 9:59PM
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Natedawg
Posts: 589 - Karma: 10
If terrain parks were no longer existent, I would be so bored (and broke because I would be out of a job) that I would go buy a car, slam it into a wall, then sue the car company for making a car that I could be hurt in. If that doesn't work, I'll sue the Police for not stopping me from speeding before I hit the wall.

Then I'll have millions and millions of dollars so I'll pay Britney Spears 18M to sleep with me and I'll buy a big tramopoline that's the size of a football field, and I'll get naked, bald midgets to oil wrestle on it. Then I'd buy a ski resort and make it one big huge terrain park with no insurance whatsoever. Then someone would hurt themself in my park and sue me so I would be broke again, at which point I would have to come up with a plan to sue someone else so I can buy another ski resort and repeat the process.

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Jun 26 2003 10:23PM
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switchskier88
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 12
just cause people wouldn't want parks to go away doesnt make em lazy or park-rats. I ski probably more backcountry as long as there's snow, but i'd be pissed as hell if they got rid of parks
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Jun 26 2003 11:24PM
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srwinnsuco
Posts: 2943 - Karma: 1,472
*Niel is cocky as hell, sadly it might be true about most people here, but you arent better than me biotch

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Jun 26 2003 11:26PM
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SteveXs2
Posts: 7922 - Karma: 40
Most people like parks because you can rip down a run and hit tabletops and rails. I mean, who really wants to make 5 bc kickers in a row and lug up 10 rails with them too?

That's what parks or for, consecutive hits.


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Jun 27 2003 1:15AM
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Girays_Brother
Posts: 13973 - Karma: 1,635
same here

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Jun 27 2003 8:49AM
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D-40
Posts: 6050 - Karma: 100
why not go to the park, you have way more choices and you can have more than one hit per time down the hill. way more big kickers and nice rails. nothing wrong with being a park rat
Jun 28 2003 10:53AM
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