sup local homiez aight so dis be ya boi tha professa reppin straight outta benicia/oakland california comin at ya wit tha real shit.
so here tha story
house party dis weekend i had to take dis piss so bad but i was thizzin and didnt feel like goin outside (it be rainin) and tha toilet been ocupied by some bitchez that never come out. aight so i find my beer can in my hand and decide to go to tha corner and piss in tha can.
next thing i know some local chino mo'fucka grab tha can off tha floor and start chuggin dis shit. i be laughin so hard and dis fool realize he be drinkin tha piss. so he be real mad but he a skinny stupid ass chino mo'fucka so he aint do shit. but what he does do he try to jack some my thizz pills so me and some local west side havoc combine with the south benicia diablos (norteno gang) and we take dis bitch ass chino get back my thizz pillz (stole like 100 bunks worth) den we go thru tha wallet jack his money (45 bunks).
den we grab dis chinese mo'fukcaz atm card and den tie dis nigga up wit duck tape and tie him to a tree outside in tha rain in tha park. den we proceed and fill all tha homiez cars wid premium gas off dis chinos card. just goes to show you dont fuck wid tha professa