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SkaFusion 0: asl?
SchwagM: age/secs/locate
SchwagM: I am arrived from Malaysia! I am name Rahimah! asl? * _
SkaFusion 0: um....15/male/penssylvania
SchwagM: where do live at? Is cold there! ^ _ ^
SkaFusion 0: not really...it is like 80 degrees here
SchwagM: o! I am 17 ears and 1928.23 hectareliters tall! my dad comands a soy farm!
SkaFusion 0: heh cool
SchwagM: what di you do in New Yrok? is cold there? its warm here! ^ _ *
SkaFusion 0: its not cold here
SchwagM: must be new york i s colld
SkaFusion 0: hrmm yes
SchwagM: how tall you are? my dad weighs 142231 microamperes! he comandeds a soy farm! ^ _ ^
SchwagM: yo still Locate?
SkaFusion 0: yes
SchwagM: where place you eat in?
SkaFusion 0: resturante
SchwagM: resturunt is good, i eat some times one
SkaFusion 0: ok
SchwagM: ever jack of the pie, freind told me
SkaFusion 0: yes
SchwagM: so new york, one day ill go. ; cus i eat mcdonalds won trip.
SkaFusion 0: hrmm
SchwagM: mcdonalds in america?
SkaFusion 0: thats where it started
SchwagM: dont think so. Austria good starting place
SkaFusion 0: yes
SchwagM: so yo girl?
SkaFusion 0: no
SchwagM: im a girl of my own
SkaFusion 0: ok
SchwagM: what country born yo?
SkaFusion 0: usa
SchwagM: oh..china kick ass!
SchwagM: but luck to yo
SkaFusion 0: yes...i believe china is better
SkaFusion 0: after all..you got one of our spy planes
SkaFusion 0: hehe
SchwagM: i watch japan baseball in america
SkaFusion 0: nice
SchwagM: ichiro
SchwagM: mariners #1!!!!!!
SkaFusion 0: indeed
SchwagM: they kick toronto ass tonight, see game freind?
SkaFusion 0: nope...
SkaFusion 0: missed it
SchwagM: dont american watch tv?
SkaFusion 0: yes
SchwagM: then why no see?
SkaFusion 0: i was out
SchwagM: you go out? too danger her
SkaFusion 0: yes...i go out
SchwagM: a nice soldier trooper smugle food for i
SkaFusion 0: heh cool
SchwagM: he sometimes kill, but we forgive
SkaFusion 0: good idea
SchwagM: good storyes he bring, much better tv?
SkaFusion 0: i guess
SkaFusion 0: well...i hate to cut you off....but it is after midnight here and i am tired so i am going to sleep
SchwagM: what live in?
SkaFusion 0: a house
SkaFusion 0 signed on at 9:25:14 PM.
SchwagM: oh good sleep
SkaFusion 0: thank you
SkaFusion 0: good bye
SkaFusion 0 signed off at 9:25:40 PM.
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torturing 15-year olds... sounds like fun!
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thats quite the conversation. i wanna talk to a Malaysian. they sound cool, except for that whole not save to go out thing....
Darryl Hunt
'stupid risks are what make life worth living.' -> Homer Simpson
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lol...damn that was funny!
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good to see we have some international users
wonder how the skiing is in malaysia
CMC
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hahaha... Malaysia!
I can't wait for part 2!
Matt
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malaysia warm,good ski in new york.is cold there?
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ha malaysia that sounds funny
pmo
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episode 2
'the girl'
SchwagM: hi need boyfreind?
txgirl8504: isn't tha tkinda forward
SchwagM: im from malaysia
SchwagM: a/s/locate?
txgirl8504: 15/f/tx
txgirl8504: and you
SchwagM: name is Rahimah
SchwagM: are you cow?
SchwagM: cowgirl?
txgirl8504: no not really
SchwagM: oh, malaysia no have
txgirl8504: a/s/l
SchwagM: america? good country?
txgirl8504: sure what do you want
SchwagM: 17/man/Rahimah
SchwagM: i mean malaysia
txgirl8504: i have to go
SchwagM: i want to know bout amrica?
SchwagM: i have girl of my own
txgirl8504: i have to go
SchwagM: plz no
txgirl8504: i don't want to tlak to you leave me alone
SchwagM: plz
SchwagM: im freind of you
txgirl8504: good bye
SchwagM: plz
SchwagM: im malaysia need help
txgirl8504: byebye
SchwagM: go america great Country!
SchwagM: my english get better?!
SchwagM: plz
txgirl8504: leave me the hell alone
SchwagM: oh plz im sincere?
SchwagM: !
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Episode 3
'Link me?!'
SchwagM: hi you writer?
ShadowCat109: yeah
SchwagM: hey! I love ur website I read it every day! ur the best writer!
ShadowCat109: uh... my stuff isn't posted... i think... i'm lilith
SchwagM: i just read that one article about that thing you wrote! that was the best! I love ur site!
ShadowCat109: i don't have a site. really. could you send me the link?
SchwagM: i wrote an article JUST LIKE THAT about a week ago! here's the link!
SchwagM: check out my site! youll love it! i linked to ur site, so please link to mine! i get allot of traffic every day, and its going to double once i get my mom to read!
ShadowCat109: please. calm down. now. tell me what site you think is mine and give me the addy
SchwagM: heres my site graphic button! it's an animated gif and is 429k! it's of my site name spinning around on fire and with lens flares! i made it in paintshop! plz link me d00d!!!
ShadowCat109: look. calm down. i really don't have a site that i rememeber.
SchwagM: THX bAbE! ill put ur link under my link to markside!!!!!!!!!!!!
SchwagM: I cant wait to see your! next project! link me when you get the chance!!..
ShadowCat109: are you listening to me?
SchwagM: yes..hi
SchwagM: can you link me?
ShadowCat109: i really do think you have the wrong person
SchwagM: No..your stuff is the greatest
SchwagM: link me plz
ShadowCat109: i write stories, not articles
ShadowCat109: what do you think the site is?
SchwagM: I like both...your a good author, cmon show me more
SchwagM: the site is great!
SchwagM: i wrote an article just like that one
ShadowCat109: listen to me very carefully. send me the address to what you think is my site, ok?
SchwagM: why you need me to link site...you should know it your the creator!!! haha your funny d00d!
ShadowCat109: i'm not being funny. you have the WRONG persson
SchwagM: no your him...cmon link me!
ShadowCat109: I'M A CHICK! i am not him! i do NOT write articles! I DO NOT HAVE A SITE!
SchwagM: yes..you have site..cmon plz just link me..i will buy site off from you?
ShadowCat109: *takes a deep breath* YOU ARE A FREAK! I DO NOT HAVE A SITE! I DO NOT WRITE ARTICLES! WHY THE FUCK WOULD I LIE TO YOU?!?!?!
SchwagM: your not lying..your just frustrated plz linkme
SchwagM: ?
ShadowCat109: yes. i am frustrated BECAUSE I AM NOT A GUY AND I DON'T HAVE A SITE AND I'M NOT HIM!!!!!!
ShadowCat109: get it?
SchwagM: no? can you say that again?
ShadowCat109: i am not a guy. i do not have i site. i am not HIM!!!!!!
SchwagM: oh why not?
SchwagM: but i just read your articles?
SchwagM: cmon link me!
ShadowCat109: THEY WERE NOT MY ARTICLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SchwagM: you dont want credit for own writing? ill buy site!
SchwagM: cmon link me.. i swear!
SchwagM: shadowcat answer..i need link, or else ill get no traffic, link me!!??
ShadowCat109: go away. i am not him. check it over agin.
SchwagM: hmm...your crazy
ShadowCat109: I'M crazy? oh, that's rich coming from you
SchwagM: rich? im not rich, but if you link me who knwws!
SchwagM: Im starting to hate you..! your writing wont appeal to readers if you hate readers!
ShadowCat109: i don't hate readers. i LIKE readers. you are not a reader. you are reading someone else's stuff
ShadowCat109: how did you get my im?
SchwagM: i read your writing..its good but you are bad now
ShadowCat109: no i'm not. i'm frustrated
SchwagM: from your site...link me?
SchwagM: your bad!
SchwagM: dont try to talk BAD!@
ShadowCat109: how old are you?
SchwagM: 56 and i like to read
SchwagM: i just linked my site to yours thanks now ill be rich
SchwagM: cmon BABE...show me the whore! that was great article..WHORE WHORE WHORE..remember?
SchwagM: I wrote one just like that! cus i like you!
SchwagM: not nemore now tho, cus your BAD!
ShadowCat109: are you retarded?
ShadowCat109: do you have a mental disability?
SchwagM: not gonna..
SchwagM: plz
SchwagM: Cmon link me
ShadowCat109: do you know my email?
SchwagM: you there? bold means im angry
SchwagM: yes i just mail you, but you prolly be mad at it and delete it
SchwagM: BOLD AND CAPITLIZED MEANS IM ABOUT TO KILL, BUT IM NOT THERE YET K?
SchwagM: not quite yet
SchwagM: kill for dinner
SchwagM: im hunter
ShadowCat109: are you on drugs?
SchwagM: no..
SchwagM: no
SchwagM: no im not
SchwagM: dont say that!
SchwagM: im not!
SchwagM: on drugs
SchwagM: !
SchwagM: ok?
SchwagM: !
SchwagM: !
SchwagM: ok?!
SchwagM: !
SchwagM: im not on drugs!
ShadowCat109: ok... then i don't understand why you could think that i have a site when you have the wrong person
SchwagM: I dont..
SchwagM: your wrong person?
SchwagM: no not you
SchwagM: im about to blcok you!
ShadowCat109: yes, i am the wrong person
ShadowCat109: how dare you warn me. goodbye
SchwagM: no
ShadowCat109: i'm blocking you
SchwagM: cmon
SchwagM: plz
SchwagM: nop
SchwagM: !
SchwagM: im sorry!
SchwagM: plz
SchwagM: i slipped
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hahahaha... nice!! When's episode 4 coming out?!
Matt
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Next episode make the people think ur a communist and you try to convice them to turn commie.
Rapt0r
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or a jahova witness or something.
Darryl Hunt
'stupid risks are what make life worth living.' -> Homer Simpson
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Or that you come from canada, and they think you're slow ........ eh.
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haha... his is some funny shat....
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you inspired me:
CharlezP: eh gnutana be tubin batingo?
Ash101535: huh?
CharlezP: begubin te pa?!
Ash101535: what
Ash101535: ?
Ash101535: listen I dont know ur lang.
CharlezP: oh me hear english
CharlezP: english my is bad
Ash101535: ok
CharlezP: do you live where!
Ash101535: Al
Ash101535: you
CharlezP: me live in mountain small in singapore
Ash101535: whatevea
CharlezP: me is 49 cubiteres long
Ash101535: huh?
CharlezP: how many cubiteres long are you?
CharlezP: hello?
CharlezP: is you there?
Ash101535: WHAT
CharlezP: i eat tacos
Ash101535: Look just leave me alone I had rather not talk to MEXICANS who dont talk normal ok so buzz off!
CharlezP: who is MEXICANS?
Ash101535: you
Ash101535: well my bad aliens
CharlezP: me is guben ta, son of charlezet
Ash101535: whos that
CharlezP: me live in singapore
CharlezP: he is my father
CharlezP: you are feeling grouchy
Ash101535: uh yea
CharlezP: me like that word, it is big
Ash101535: so what the deal with ur father
Ash101535: ?
CharlezP: you do like that word?
CharlezP: my father grows cannibus
Ash101535: whats that
CharlezP: happy magic food
CharlezP: do you eat cannibus?
Ash101535: huh
CharlezP: me and father make big marijuana leaves
Ash101535: well what is it
Ash101535: ?
CharlezP: it is happy food
CharlezP: hi
Ash101535: Are you on heavenfantasy website
?
CharlezP: no, what is fantasy?
Ash101535: and u are a gy male who cant do a d spin 1080
Ash101535: gay
CharlezP: what is dspin
CharlezP: please help me
CharlezP: my father need help you. help him?
Ash101535: wha
CharlezP: must he find big submarine to save him country
CharlezP: you have big submarine
Ash101535: yea well heres advice got wood?
Ash101535: sure do out in my front yard
CharlezP: wood is who?
Ash101535: LUZER
CharlezP: luzre is my friend
CharlezP: is luzre you friend?
CharlezP: who is dspin and what is 1080?
Ash101535: shut up
CharlezP: why is that dspin?
CharlezP: is he 1080?
CharlezP: please explain who dspin is
CharlezP: i watch tv and hear spin
CharlezP: tell me of dspin
Ash101535: geta life
CharlezP: no tell me must hear
CharlezP: PLEASE BY GOOD
CharlezP: MY GOD WILL BE UNGOOD BE IF YOU ARE NOT GOOD
CharlezP: BE GOOD!
CharlezP: ELSE SANTA NOT BRING YOU CHEESE
CharlezP: BE WHERE ARE YOU?
Ash101535: somewhere u not
Ash101535: me no speak espanial
Ash101535: si
CharlezP: espanial?
CharlezP: tell of dspin
CharlezP: i tell you of magic
Ash101535: what?
CharlezP: tell of dspin
CharlezP: TELL!
CharlezP: no be ungood
Ash101535: shut up
CharlezP: up shut you
CharlezP: tega gambinta mandula pincata e benchinGO
CharlezP: bestaca bel beintinto
CharlezP: jesyabigitup
CharlezP: bingato melgino
CharlezP: et tabingot al be chinga tinga
CharlezP: TU E BEING TA MENTATO TAGINTO
CharlezP: BESNSHOIN
charles parks / jibbing.com
AIM : CharlezP
charles@jibbing.com
'Clams have feelings too!' -NOFX
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episode 4 will be of a italian sheep farmer that is very horny..then maybe the final episode of the malaysian
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yea....i cant wait!!!!
<-/+{K!E$EL}+->
'cocaine is gods way of telling you that you make too much money'
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lol, mexicans. U said Singapore. So many people are bad at geography.
Rapt0r
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today at school i conviced my freind i was a test tube baby, and was born i a gigantic tube with pink liquid (to keep me warm) and i have a barcode with the number 31 on my ass..... haha..some ppl are so gullable
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today my sister asked me 'where is grease? is it in England?' she isn't very good at geog. and when i told my friend i was going to New Hampshere she thought it was on the west coast. they're so dumb it's funny. I mean one person has never even heard of Vermont till i told her.
Darryl Hunt
'stupid risks are what make life worth living.' -> Homer Simpson
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That is hilarious. Want to hear and see some other hilarious crap? Check out www.phonewinners.net
'It's More Fun Being A Pioneer, Then Just Another Clone Doing The Same Old Thing!'
Skogen Sprang
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when i get some time i gotta try that
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Sorry, wrong address, it's actually www.phonewinners.org
'It's More Fun Being A Pioneer, Then Just Another Clone Doing The Same Old Thing!'
Skogen Sprang
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haha this has been going on since the start of NSG, got a little more crude however
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