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What_A_Wookie
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 21
I am a personal fan of mobstyle torture, where one of those tony's puts a glass rod in your shaft and has hot girls dance in front of you...so when you get hard the rod breaks, putting glass all up in you penis...pissing must be fun after that...but whats some other good torture methods?
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Jun 24 2003 12:08PM
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CameIToeJam
Posts: 1468 - Karma: 11
there was a thread about this a while ago...i think curbing was the gereral consensus


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Jun 24 2003 12:13PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
rip out all your finger nails and toe nails and then put them in buckets of peroxide,that would make someone talk


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Jun 24 2003 12:13PM
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rossignolscratch
Posts: 656 - Karma: 10
holy shit that boner thing is horrible!!!
thats the worst thing ever!!!






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Jun 24 2003 12:22PM
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lanks
Posts: 12543 - Karma: 72
torture for me would be getting tied down and rammed up the ass by some flaming homo.


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Jun 24 2003 12:34PM
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NomenClature
Posts: 4348 - Karma: 83
^ you know you'd like it. the worst is CHinese bamboo torture, the strap you down to a rake that is a couple feet above a growing bamboo plant then they sharpen the top of the shoot of Bamboo and feed you until the bamboo touches you then they just leave you there to let the bamboo grow through you until you feel like talking.
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my teacher : don't smoke pot it makes you stupid
ME : shut up bitch
My teach : go to the office and don't talk to me that way
ME : fuck you im leaving
Teach : go to the office
ME : no, but im leaving
Teach : where do you think your going
ME : to smoke a blunt you flaming hippie fag.

that would be funny, the real exchange was not nearly as graphic. but the same ending.
Jun 24 2003 1:22PM
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B-Wald
Posts: 8113 - Karma: 96
dude..
that glass rod thing was fucken disgusting..worst thing i've ever heard in my life..
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Jun 24 2003 2:33PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
dude if someone did the glass rod thing to me, id talk the second i saw them pull it out, but yea curbings my favorite
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Jun 24 2003 3:09PM
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rhcp
Posts: 2598 - Karma: 18
im a dumbass, whats curbing?
Jun 24 2003 4:41PM
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UpDawg
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i believe its where the victim opens his mouth and he puts it on the curb like hes goign to take a bite out of it, and then someone kicks the back of their head so their jaw breaks over the curb...am i right?
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Jun 24 2003 4:51PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
yes you are correct


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Jun 24 2003 4:55PM
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mammothpunks
Posts: 5724 - Karma: 372
ya you step down on their head and smash their skull over the curb


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Jun 24 2003 4:56PM
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Kornn101
Posts: 3534 - Karma: 25
american history X man, that shit was fucked up
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Jun 24 2003 5:14PM
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*cowboy*
Posts: 8830 - Karma: 214
eh! that must KILL, both curbing and boner thing.. thats sucks..

I think getting rammed in the back by Lagwagon would be the worst.. Faggots.... AH!
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Jun 24 2003 6:58PM
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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168
red hot wire up the urethra. it would burn like fuck and leave blisters, which would pop when u piss and the salt from your urine would go in the popped blister. either that or getting your nuts in a vice clamp. or getting clipped in the gonads with a ballpin hammer. or funnelling fire ants into yer pisshole. i think any of those would make me flinch

pirates. they just don't fuck around.

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Jun 24 2003 8:56PM
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lanks
Posts: 12543 - Karma: 72
there's the ever present classic...poking an individual in unfavourable places with a red hot object.


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Jun 24 2003 8:58PM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
make this really long draught of snow, it can go from like may to like november and make so no one can ski, they can call it summer
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Jun 24 2003 8:58PM
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ReggaeConcept
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an electric cattle prod to the gonads


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Jun 24 2003 9:05PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
tie you arms and legs to some cars and let them idle.

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Jun 24 2003 10:13PM
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g-man
Posts: 1955 - Karma: 301
hang someone upside down so all the blood rushes to their head and they get the worst headache ever, and then keep them upside down while you have a constant alarm clock buzzer going, for like a week. yah I made it up...
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Jun 25 2003 12:07AM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
i poke my balls with an eletric cattle prod for fun
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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis
Jun 25 2003 1:05AM
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linemaverick540
Posts: 4017 - Karma: 8
im deffinatly with krongos on this one
trust me, the '' things aren't actually there

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Jun 25 2003 11:21AM
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Darknight002
Posts: 188 - Karma: 10
curbing is so brutal. as someone else said just watch American History X
Jun 27 2003 12:22PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
heres one; strap somebody down on a table, heat up a metal bucket really hot and put a rat inside of it. the put it down so the rat is inside the bucket, and the bucket is on your stomach. the rat has nowhere to go, so it digs down. and remember, rats can chew through metal pipes...
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Jun 27 2003 12:36PM
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Shiznit
Posts: 23 - Karma: 10
have a super model hand cuff you to a bed post and have mad sex with you for days on end.

*did i mention the the super model was a guy?*
Jun 27 2003 1:12PM
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weazelzb
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 12
awwww jesus fucking lord the boner thing is horrible!!!! uhhhh


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jigga say wha??


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Jun 27 2003 2:02PM
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never_summer
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wut is this american history x thing?


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Jun 27 2003 2:31PM
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What_A_Wookie
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It tis a movie, dear lad
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Jun 27 2003 2:32PM
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never_summer
Posts: 1010 - Karma: 10
i kinda figured that...im not that retarted...is it a ski vid or wut


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'man id like to place my hand upon your fuckin sexy ass and squeeze' - Tenacious D
Jun 27 2003 2:41PM
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Darknight002
Posts: 188 - Karma: 10
its a pretty damn good movie. Edward Norton is in itand hes a neo-nazi that goes to jail for murder and comes back changed and tries to change his brothers opinions that some believe were his fault




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Jun 27 2003 6:24PM
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skierdudeguy
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haha! the models a guy! mwah ha ha! thats utterly horrid
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Jun 27 2003 7:11PM
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mikehasahotmom
Posts: 129 - Karma: 10
curbing doesnt seem bad comparted to a lot of other ones, i mean u probably die pretty fast
Jun 27 2003 7:35PM
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skierdudeguy
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how do you die from curbing? all you do is break your jaw, ?verdad?
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Jun 27 2003 7:40PM
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GRANDHAVENSKI
Posts: 704 - Karma: 10
PUTTING SOMEONE IN A ROOM WITH A MOVING LOW GRIT SANDPAPER FLOOR SO THEY RUN UNTIL THEY CANT RUN ANYMORE THEN FALL AND RUB UP AGAINST THE WALL UNTIL THEY GET SKINNED TO DEATH.
'stezzy fo shezzy'
Jun 27 2003 9:00PM
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line1260skier
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holy crap all the dick and balls one my fellows are geting scard just reading this
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Jun 27 2003 11:21PM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
someone taking away my pride would be the worst torture, because prides all us americans have.


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Jun 27 2003 11:30PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
ANSWER MY GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING QUESTION BEOTCH!!!
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what makes me hot?

i would have to say my eyes, or my lips. i love my lips. and my hair. oh god my hair makes me soo wet. and my nose. so very very sexy.
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Jun 27 2003 11:42PM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
have someone go curbing on your face and you'll find out, asshole.


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Jun 27 2003 11:45PM
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Anson
Posts: 1348 - Karma: 11
cutting off your genetailia (the safe way) so you are still fully alive, only unable to have sex. then make you live in a house full of scantily clad supermodels who look like D-Spin's mom and then forcing you to feed tums to seaguls and then taking away the toilet and making your shit behind a log.

but seriously, breaking everyone of your fingers slowly and then paper-cutting your eyeballs and the skin inbetween your fingers and toes would hurt like a bitch
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Jun 27 2003 11:47PM
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mmm4twintips
Posts: 1186 - Karma: 11
i think the iraqis did this i the russians back in the KGB days where they put those electric pads on your balls and then turn up the juice and shock your testacles. They keep doing it and turning up the intensity untill you pass out from the pain or give it up.

Jun 27 2003 11:53PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
ya, that and other stuff. iraqs gov't was horrible. ya, the glass things sucks. OH! I GOT ONE! make them listen to polka for a whole day, and have you strapped down while the polka association of america has a meeting!
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what makes me hot?

i would have to say my eyes, or my lips. i love my lips. and my hair. oh god my hair makes me soo wet. and my nose. so very very sexy.
-cj
Jun 28 2003 11:35AM
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rsd
Posts: 1236 - Karma: 10
i dont even get that whole glass rod thing.. im kinda slow...

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Jun 28 2003 5:10PM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
ice showers then having you reveald to a bunch of supermodels naked and having them laugh at you
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Jun 28 2003 5:19PM
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lanks
Posts: 12543 - Karma: 72
uhhh thats not torture buddy...


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Jun 28 2003 5:47PM
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skierdudeguy
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^ha, thats funny. the glass rod thing: im guessing you are a girl, so here goes, they stick a thin piece of glass in your un-erecteddick through your pee-hole. when the hot girls dance around you, you get a boner, thus breaking the glass.you have broken glass all up in your schlong. think about it.
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what makes me hot?

i would have to say my eyes, or my lips. i love my lips. and my hair. oh god my hair makes me soo wet. and my nose. so very very sexy.
-cj
Jun 29 2003 2:18AM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
the worst one, is taking a hammer to ure balls, slowly tapping them, then harder and harder.


'when i first heard them, i was like 'oh my dad''-jesus
I think i'm going crazy...
Jun 29 2003 2:19AM
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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
worst torture is global warmings dude... no skiing
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Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!
Jun 29 2003 11:02AM
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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
Put sand paper raped around a dildo or sumthin, and analy injegt at a rapid speed.. i donno thatr would suck
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THE POWER IS YOURS

Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!
Jun 29 2003 11:06AM
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Free11Skier
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tied to a chair with you eyes taped open. they take progressively larger needles and stick them in you eye
Jun 29 2003 1:00PM
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