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Why snowblading is bad for skiing
So i live in a town where the average person skis once or twice a year. So as you can imagine newschool skiing is something the people here know very little about. so im talking to a friend of mine at school the other day he was telling me about how he went tubing at the local ski hill. i told him he should have gone skiing instead. he then tells me he rides "trick skis". so im like what the hell do u mean trick skis? and hes like "u know those really short ones that are only about 2 feet long". he thought he was skiing when he was actually snowblading. so i had to spend the next ten minutes telling him the difference between the two and how he is retarded for snowblading and thinking its a sport. so thats why snowblading is bad for skiing. because people who dont know much about snowsports associate it with skiing or even worse, think that it is skiing.
thats why snowblading is not skiing...one day someone was just liek"wtf am i doin with these long ass mofos and cut em in half...not the same as skiing.just somethin do dick around on
"..that one." jeez, forget about your period? i think you might be pregnant babe - Hendrik
word. i have to do the same, i live in eagle (hicktown) idaho,
"I will light you on FIRE!!!" -petey
yeah i know that and everybody on this site knows that. but the average person who skis once or twice a year doesnt. im just saying it probably makes skiing look gay to people who dont know the difference
I agree. Snowbladers suck dirty penis. The only reason their "skis" are shorter is because their dicks are too. It is pretty fun watching them attempt to 50/50 boxes though. Keyword, attempt.
ok who cares. let the thread die
the other day im ridin up the park lift and some snowblader does a 360 and then falls on his as when he lands (because theres nuthin to land on). then he gets up and he yells to his friend "awww i almost got it" then somebody on the lift yells at him "but u didnt get it cuz snowblading sucks". that made me feel good. at least theres some educated people
u should care. its prolly similar to being a surfer and then somebody comparing you to a boogie-boarder
dont get me wrong, i agree that snowblading is gay as fuck and that they are ridiculously easy to spin, but landings are tough biz on those things, think about it...
Shifty anything owns
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the other week on the lift the kids near me saw a snowblader in the park, which btw requires a park pass, and he looked like he was 30, anyway the kids pretty much screamed 'haha snowblader' for a minute pointing and laughing
Its the snow equivelent to inline skates. Skiing was first. then skating then skateboarding then snowboards then inline skates then snowblades.
thank you sir. we are all aware
"its not really lettin my dice roll and yes by dice i mean testicles, speakin of testicles get me a beer"
bitch im the stuntman
i saw this snoblader trying to snoblade down a steepass mogul run once it was funny hed like go around the mogulls like one mogul trip and fall and its a long run too lol, i thnk he was pretty fucked
Charmander is uber steezy, man he fuckin sends it dood!
how many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
27. 1 to do it, 2 to say they can do it better, and the rest to sit in the landing.
blades are fun, cause really ridiculous shit can be thrown on them.. like 540s of of flat
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