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Ya know what I hate?

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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
When your in the shower and one of those high pressure streams of water hits your nuts just right and it hurts like a bitch.
I hate that
Feb 14 2007 10:00PM
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crooks
Posts: 14693 - Karma: 786
What the fuck kind of shower are you using?
Feb 14 2007 10:01PM
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fuzz.
Posts: 1438 - Karma: 47
my thoughts exactly.
Feb 14 2007 10:02PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
when you are yelled at for being late to class, and you are stuck behind like 6 black girls, walking slow and talking loud. Then after 6 months of this bullshit, you finally scream "GODAMMIT NIGGERS GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY AND CLOSE YOUR GODAMN MOUTH!!!" and for some reason the niggers get all uppity.

bunk, yo.
Feb 14 2007 10:02PM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
its an old ass shower head so it doesn't spread the water out that well, so it comes at you in these huge fucking drops, and if it hits your balls it sucks
i really should get a new shower head
Feb 14 2007 10:02PM
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unchyll
Posts: 4554 - Karma: 96
why is the shower head aimed at your nutz in the first place i mean i have mine aimed at my head or is it just me
Feb 14 2007 10:13PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
Posts: 5449 - Karma: 20
word
Feb 14 2007 10:15PM
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21061 - Karma: 8,366
or when they yelling really loud in general for no aparent reason.
Feb 14 2007 10:17PM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
its racist, and its a generalization, but its pretty true
and you guys are assholes
Feb 14 2007 10:18PM
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GnarBurger
Posts: 3215 - Karma: 43
you have a strong point. they should make better cleaner hallways only used by our superior(white) race
Feb 14 2007 10:22PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
if by generalization you mean a ratio of 6000:1 true to false, then yes.

you see, when you have a number like 6000, up against a number like 1, the 6000 is going to just devour the 1 until it no longer exists. THe end product is 6000:0 and voila! we have a stereotype!

dont say they arent true.
Feb 14 2007 10:38PM
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andrewg
Posts: 4746 - Karma: 18
wow...i am confused.
Feb 14 2007 10:40PM
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wh@t
Posts: 6204 - Karma: 52
cudnt agree more.
Feb 14 2007 10:40PM
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leckett1
Posts: 6476 - Karma: 294
i like how the warm water always makes me have to pee
Feb 14 2007 10:42PM
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ThaLetterM.
Posts: 8609 - Karma: 1,612
jews mostly


KIDDING

no but seriously
Feb 14 2007 10:51PM
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user098123
Posts: 6072 - Karma: 18
my dorm room shower is like that, one of the jets is higher powered then the others...hurts if you get a sac tap by it
Feb 14 2007 11:05PM
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Dilla
Posts: 6447 - Karma: 106
i hate it when when yo bitch wont make you a sandwich
Feb 14 2007 11:12PM
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skierbabe420
Posts: 3339 - Karma: 21
^god damn men and you're sammi's....aye!

i am not liking philosophy right about now.
Feb 14 2007 11:14PM
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Dustin.
Posts: 13839 - Karma: 7,704
he might be really tall
Feb 14 2007 11:18PM
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Dustin.
Posts: 13839 - Karma: 7,704
^^ or he was aiming at his butthole and missed
Feb 14 2007 11:19PM
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Dustin.
Posts: 13839 - Karma: 7,704
^^ or he was aiming at his butthole and missed
Feb 14 2007 11:19PM
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Deafboy
Posts: 643 - Karma: 52
Wow, I havent seen a Noteefa post in a long ass time.
Feb 15 2007 12:05AM
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ilikeplants
Posts: 1868 - Karma: 17
I hate you get all wet and soapy and you have to take a huge shit so you have to walk over to the toilet all wet and shit and when you go to wipe your ass the tp sticks to it and shit cause its all wet. I really hate that.
Feb 15 2007 12:09AM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
my shower is like that too. I have nuts of steel so it hasn't bothered me too much but my roommate has complained about it.
Feb 15 2007 12:14AM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 372
my shower dont hit my balls... but i was at this hotel once and the water was like fuckin rain just REALLY REALLY lo pressure
Feb 15 2007 12:25AM
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CJHski
Posts: 2384 - Karma: 126
haha no shit
Feb 15 2007 12:26AM
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caitie_baby
Posts: 180 - Karma: 41
hahah eww...
Feb 15 2007 12:27AM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
weaksauce shower nozzles and me do not go hand in hand
Feb 15 2007 12:28AM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
oh I hate that! when its like 10 midgets pissing on you! fucking pointless even taking a shower
Feb 23 2007 5:15PM
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lyndon
Posts: 7266 - Karma: 127
There is this boy named Landis who never ceases to make me laugh.
Feb 23 2007 6:41PM
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grams.
Posts: 7406 - Karma: 186
or when you take a shit and your poop makes a splash and the infected toliet water goes up your ass, damn that stings
Feb 23 2007 6:49PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 11992 - Karma: 9,212
i hate when i get into a hottub and my turtleneck comes down and my head gets all fuckin burned and shit.. FUCKIN HATE IT..

but cris i fell yah.. i know bout the water ball pain



and tananka.. the preferd term is porch monkey.. not nigger
Feb 23 2007 6:53PM
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Sean...M
Posts: 2450 - Karma: 14
i hate it when your teacher doesn't let you go to the bathroom so you piss yourself in front of the whole class causing the most embarrassing moment of your entire life and putting a new record on how low your self esteem can possibly go. happened to a girl in my 8th grade math class. i bet the teacher felt pretttty good about herself when she was cleaning the piss off the seat.
Feb 23 2007 6:57PM
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SlickRick.
Posts: 4329 - Karma: 300
i hate when one of the streams gets messed up and sprays way left or right, so tit feels like a big gap in the water comin at you
Feb 23 2007 8:48PM
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snowXrider540
Posts: 1182 - Karma: 12
i hate it when people stick their weiners up your ass without you knowing...man i hate that

maybe its just me?
Feb 23 2007 8:50PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
When you call a Portarican girl Mexican and for some reason she yells at you in Mexican.
Feb 23 2007 9:21PM
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Steezysmurf
Posts: 1663 - Karma: 3
what pisses me off... those mother fuckers who walk into a door I opened for myself!! i wanna hip check those bitches!

..and 1080skierguy, your post fuckin cracked me up
Feb 23 2007 9:23PM
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oakjewlery
Posts: 4905 - Karma: 32
bahhahahah

WORD
Feb 23 2007 10:01PM
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skier24
Posts: 1216 - Karma: 11
haha definately
Feb 23 2007 10:55PM
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MADSCRILLA
Posts: 89 - Karma: 10
I ALWAYS spray the water in my ass, I think its gross to clean your butt-hole with your hand...
Feb 23 2007 11:40PM
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nitsua
Posts: 4631 - Karma: 726
this is by far the weirdest thread of the day
Feb 23 2007 11:44PM
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lushlaxstr
Posts: 3063 - Karma: 41
we have only one nigger girl in my school, its awsome, she just hangs out with some trash kids. (only 2 black boys too!)
Feb 23 2007 11:44PM
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DeSena
Posts: 4126 - Karma: 1,352
hahaha
Feb 23 2007 11:47PM
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leckett1
Posts: 6476 - Karma: 294
word. in the halls, before the lockers theres like a doorway thats kinda narrow, and some bitches decided to stop and chat right there, completely stopping the flow of traffic. so i said fuck it and plowed right through them and they got all bitchy but i couldnt hear them cause i had my tunes on
Feb 23 2007 11:55PM
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Mat.
Posts: 7167 - Karma: 94
Yeah i fucking hate that bullshit back in highschool too, motherfucking girls feel they need to walk all slow and take up the whole hallway with all their friends and share their personal lives with EVERYONE.

im always thinking to myself "fuck, NOONE CARES!"
Feb 23 2007 11:58PM
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NSISGAAYYY
Posts: 66 - Karma: 10
A victim of bro rape.
Feb 24 2007 12:04AM
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c+ald
Posts: 830 - Karma: 46
hahaha
Feb 24 2007 12:19AM
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JayDope
Posts: 6842 - Karma: 408
word i was thinking the exact same thing, funniset vid ever
Feb 24 2007 12:23AM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
man check this, my threads are all destined to turn into classics.
Whoever said that about your poop splashing poopy water back onto your ass is spot on. I hate that shit
Feb 24 2007 3:23AM
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Silence
Posts: 16030 - Karma: 149
i still think you have showers upside-down to be able to nut-tap your balls with the water coming out of the shower head. Either that or you have elephantitis
Feb 24 2007 6:15AM
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bobtheskier05
Posts: 485 - Karma: 20
hahaha
Feb 24 2007 12:27PM
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