Heloo, my name is Shane Mckonkey. I was born in Vancouver Canada, thats aboot three hours north of, ah, seattle.
Right now were here in Bella Coola Canada, and ah, weve been shut in by the weather for like three weeks eh. We havn't shot fuck all. Ooh, Soory.
We've just been sittng around, eating pasta, and spending loonies and toonies on Kokanee and peelers.
But, as soon as this weather clears, im gunna pull on my toque, eat some canadian bacon, and ah, im keen to giver.
one of my friends dropped a beach ball sized snowball onto the patrollers when they were all going down in their little formation.. the lift guy didnt even say anything when we carried it onto the lift LOL.
but he dropped it and hit one of them square on and the patroller fell over.. the snow was all soft so we knew he wasnt hurt but they surrounded my friend in this circle and interrogated him.. he told them to fuck off and they kicked him out, took his skis, and made him walk down the hill
we havent gone back since and he got his skis back cause his father threatened to sue or something..
me some old lady complained because i was rippin switch down a trail but there was no one on it and she said i was a hazard. thing was is i didn't even know it happened until i was stopped like five runs later by a faggot patroller who had my description and saw me skiing switch again.
Pabst Blue Ribbon MMM MMM GOOD
I could use one right about now
a few times. Last year I gave the name Simon Dumont. A few years ago I was Barney Gumble. Before that I was Davey Beckham and Yoon Olsen da Svede. I get the feeling every time that most patrolers don't pay much attention to skiing or popular culture.
last week we were skiing under a lift that was like pure powder and a lift full of ski patrolers were like if you guys go down that we will radio down to base and theyll catch you or radios ARE faster then your skis so we flipped them off yelled fuck you and ripped down it anyways and never got caught theyre all douche bags
my mtn justs clips your pass, one clip is a warning 2 is a week gone 3 is a month and 4 is a season, poaching a closed trail is always a clip and doing other things can give you 4 clips. If you get one clip you can just say you lost your pass and get a new one because they dont put them in the computer.
Yeah i am i broke my poles than i skiied fast down my hill while banging my half poles. ANd htey chaserd me down my hill saying that they told me to slow down like 5 times wheni did not here them once.
haha, my mountain is so lax. On day me and some friends were skiing a closed trail under a lift, and 2 lifts filled with instructors passed over us, and they didn't care. Then some asshole saw us and decided to report us to a guy in a grooming machine, and literally talked to the guy for 20 min, but the guy didn't really care at all. we had already passed by him twice coming out of the trail. Unfortunately, the lack of rules also leads to our park getting filled up with small children who practice cliff drops of the landings of jumps and shit like that.
"I wake up in the morning, make a bowl of instant oatmeal then I don't do shit for an hour... Makes me wonder why I need the instant oatmeal... I could get the regular oatmeal and feel productive... Whadda ya gonna do? Make oatmeal... chyea"
dont think so but me and my freind jumped off the ski lift, then when we were getting off at the top the lift operator srood up looked at us and started writting down what i think were our descriptions to warn the patroll about us or something.
ns snowskaters, line cult, skimboard cult, build a jib 101
haha me an 3 friends poached a closed pow trail in the dead of night and we got put on their blog hahaha
it was like,last night ski patrol saw 4 poachers at night, we remind you that this is a violation hshah
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If you cant live without skiing, I can live with you.
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In the beginning of this year, I almost got put on it for making a little quarter pipe with a rail stall (just a rail set up sideways on top of the qp). They let me hit it though, then they left and destroyed it the next day.
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last weekend i jumped off our chairlift near the top, there was a ski patrol looking right at me hehe. so the next time i came up the chair he was standing there waiting for me, so i flipped him off and jumped off in the same spot! my friend laughed so hard he almost fell off after me it was great. oh yea they told me one more 'incedent' and my season pass is gone.
"Crossfade, is that 4FRNT's new pole?"
"Their my new poles, bitch."
i was riding up a 3 person lift solo today, and i was streched out across the lift. There was a patroler about midway up on the ground, just observing the hill/lifts, he radioed ahead and when i got to the top there was a patroler waiting for me. He started going on about how lifts aren't designed to be used that way, and that he's seen me skiing switch before and that skiing switch is a hazard to others on the hill. Then he called me a bad example. I don't know about you guys, but i kinda take it as a compliment to be called a bad example.
"Fortune favours the brave"
"Sometimes the 'majority' only means that all the fools are on the same side"