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TOO GANGSTER!!!

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Alex_thedroog
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Ya you heard it. A bunch of kids got robbed at a comp for being "too gangster". Some of the steeziest kids lost to tight pant wearing faggots who sucked. Including me. Oh ya, and the judges were those HOLDEN faggots that didn't know shit about skiing.
Feb 10 2007 7:02PM
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Aenigma
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They probably couldn't see what you were doing underneath all those clothes and doo-rags.  Either that or the other kids did better tricks.  Attributing your loss of a trivial contest to the way you dressed is a really lame way of lashing out on other people for your faults. 

Feb 10 2007 7:14PM
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monkers
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grow up
Feb 10 2007 7:17PM
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Silence
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ding ding ding
Feb 10 2007 7:20PM
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chugLIFE
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actually tom wallish had one of the sickest runs fo the day in qualifying at the aspen open....he also used no poles and got scored horribly....written on the judges scores sheet was "NO POLES!!!" that is fucking retarded
Feb 10 2007 7:22PM
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Silence
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that is absolutely rediculous
Feb 10 2007 7:24PM
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The_Oakley_Kid
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what the fuck, that is the most retarded shit ever.
Feb 10 2007 7:26PM
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Billiards.
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thats what happened to me at a comp today. They said my tall T was too Tall. HAHAH. I laugh at the emo kids. The kid that one skipped three of the jibs and did a pencil 7 off of the side of the kicker for a barrel jib... Wack shit.
Feb 10 2007 7:42PM
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funkdoc
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mercon was drunk. may be
Feb 10 2007 8:40PM
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SwitchMahFuckah
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well put
Feb 10 2007 8:44PM
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Dustin.
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grant broke his arm. that blows
Feb 10 2007 8:45PM
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jksl
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i'm kinda glad i didn't waste my time at that comp at brighton today i guess...hah
Feb 10 2007 8:47PM
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wdbo.
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you are not an inteligent person
Feb 10 2007 8:52PM
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skierlun
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ya it wasnt really anything to do with to ganster more like No Poleers got screwed by the bottom two judges. since when did a perfect swith 9 deserve a score of 20 out of 100
Feb 10 2007 8:56PM
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PeteyG
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that sucks man although i dont know how u skied compared to them..... so i cant agree with u
Feb 10 2007 8:59PM
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SteezePatrol
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that is absolutally amazing


no poles is fucking retarded
Feb 10 2007 9:02PM
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Alex_thedroog
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He knows what I am talking about. He was there. The kids that won sucked. The best run was done by this kid with super baggy clothes and a ton of steeze, his best trick was a 630 off. And he didn't come close to the podium.
Feb 10 2007 9:29PM
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skierlun
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oh never mind i thought you guys were talking about the aspen open
Feb 10 2007 10:07PM
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Alex_thedroog
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Most of us "Gangster skiers" skied WAYY better then these kids.
Feb 10 2007 10:09PM
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unchyll
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why would you do a comp with no poles?????????
i mean no poles can be fun but not all the time
it feels like your rollerbladding or ski boarding
Feb 10 2007 10:11PM
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doublexl
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word.
Feb 10 2007 10:34PM
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t_rob
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wait, we have tight pants wearing skiers now?
Feb 10 2007 10:49PM
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j2darizzod
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fuck them its all about steeze fuck thug gansta!
Feb 10 2007 10:56PM
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ThaLetterM.
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alright this may blow your mind...but maybe, just maybe...THEY LIKE SKIING WITHOUT POLES. get your head out of your ass.
Feb 10 2007 11:41PM
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SteezePatrol
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the more i think about this, the more i think you might be right.

obviously the contest should just be like 90% how good you look/what you're wearing, 5% for having a large quantity of marijuana at hand, another 4% for having a gun, and like .5% for skill

the rest of the percentage is left to account for human errors in judging, like not correctly reading the label on your coat, etc.
Feb 10 2007 11:46PM
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tha_CF
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what was you run, compared to the emo kids run?

Feb 10 2007 11:47PM
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SteezePatrol
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he probably thought he was doing a nice clean, slow, nig spin but in reality it was penis
Feb 10 2007 11:48PM
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tha_CF
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agreed, the majority of the comp, should be judged on how you show up to register.
Feb 10 2007 11:52PM
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=nick=
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you always claim some skiiers wear "doorags" i have yet to see a skiier wearing one
Feb 10 2007 11:53PM
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Aenigma
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I use the term loosely.  Maybe I'll start referring them as "functionless scraps of fabric."
Feb 10 2007 11:54PM
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FigmentFilmski
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yes, and they are quite humorous when they fall because it hurts them more and is funnier because their thongs go up their asses and they have mini seizures. if they arent wearing thongs, theyre wearing nothing contributing to the sack effect, i love life!
Feb 10 2007 11:56PM
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Literature
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Judges who cannot keep an open mind do not deserve their position. I have always thought Mercon was cool, but this changes that.
Feb 11 2007 12:00AM
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unchyll
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well no shit but skiing without poles is like a whole different sport tho
what do you think goes thro the judges minds when they see kids throwing down with poles and kids throwing down without poles


Feb 11 2007 12:09AM
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ThaLetterM.
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"Hey, those kids are choosing not to use useless pieces of aluminum...maybe i should judge them all fairly"
Feb 11 2007 12:27AM
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unchyll
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.....ok?
well maybe they thought that skiing with those useless pieces of aluminum would make skiing harder rather than skiing without them
Feb 11 2007 12:31AM
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=nick=
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haha okay retard, yeah we might as well be snowboarding right?
Feb 11 2007 12:36AM
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unchyll
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I didnt ask for you to think up some stupid comeback
Do you really think judges are on ns watching all the no pole vids of pep and shit i mean come on no poling isnt everywere and barely anyone that doesnt freeski really knows much or seen much of it
just do this
think back like a year ago when no one really no poled besides ski instructors and snow bladders and think what you would of thought of a run steezy no pole run and a steezy pole run
Feb 11 2007 12:45AM
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=nick=
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judges need to change with the times. although no poles was exclusive a couple years ago its getting bigger now, obviously
Feb 11 2007 12:51AM
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wh@t
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as quoted by a fellow NSer whos name escapes me:

"no poles is fine and people should try it, but everyone ditching their poles all of a sudden would be equally ridiculous to hating on no poles."
Feb 11 2007 12:58AM
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jKutcher
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tom is so much sicker than 99.99% of the people on this site will ever be. he deserved so much more than what he got
Feb 11 2007 1:44AM
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Sharko
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So by that logic, the guy who duct tapes 10 pound weights to the tips of his skis should get the highest score because he added more useless material to make skiing harder.
Feb 11 2007 1:54AM
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unchyll
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well that would be the case if 10 pound weights had anything to do with skiing
Feb 11 2007 1:56AM
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TWoods
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HAHAHAH
There are so many things wrong with everything you are saying.

First, why do people have to ski with poles? so one person has a 3 foot piece of alluminum in their hands, that makes it skiing, and without that, it's not? sooo, is it a different sport if someone decided not to use a hat or goggles? what if someone decided to not wear ski clothing? It's not a fucking different sport you tool, it's still fucking skiing, poles or no. 
Are Pep and Andy suddenly not skiers?

Second, How does a worthless peice of alluminum, (which increase your ability to balance, help when you spin, essentially make people look better/quiet their upper body when they ski) make it HARDER? have you ever skied without poles? do you realize how much harder it is to make things look good, slide rails, keep your body composed?

Basically, itshouldn't matter. the judges should judge on skiing skill, not wether or not people use poles, which are completely unnessesary in park skiing.
Feb 11 2007 2:11AM
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TWoods
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You want to know what I think Mercon thought?

"that kid throws down harder than me, and I like using my poles. I have been doing the same tricks for 5 years, and I think everyone should conform to my personal idea of what skiing should be.
Feb 11 2007 2:13AM
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unchyll
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yeah, ok?
or maybe they dont know what to think so they judged the "pollers" cus there familiar with them
Feb 11 2007 2:22AM
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rocMALONEYphotos
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so then why the fuck didnt he jus ride with poles?
Feb 11 2007 2:25AM
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jKutcher
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cause he doesnt like to... why is that a bad thing at all?
Feb 11 2007 2:45AM
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IIIIfrnt
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you guys are all big dumb fags.
well most of you.

just cause you suck toms taint doesn't mean he's the most ballin' shit in the world.
he kills but there are others in the sport that aren't gangsta Biaaaaatches that still kill.

holler back!
Feb 11 2007 3:58AM
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IIIIfrnt
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maybe they wrote that to remember him not to just mark him off.

eff'n shit!
Feb 11 2007 3:59AM
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SKlAN
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cool it buddy. this is a place for newschoooling love. not mad hate from the street.
Feb 11 2007 4:06AM
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knotbox
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yeah holden is gay, wearing pratical pants is gay and "emo". Well you are all so ganster why not go shoot some niggaz and play C-LO..you people are a fucking joke, you are white and skiers...identity crisis perhaps, got perhaps compensating with clothes that are not only extrememly unfucntional, but just provide an excuse for bad skiers to make themselves look better byv concealing thier flails and horrible body position...perhaps!!
Feb 11 2007 4:46AM
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