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Bringing a prostitute to prom!

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N-John360
Posts: 835 - Karma: 8
Has anyone ever doen this. 'Cause I really want to be. People would be so uncomfortable and like "what the fuck is wron with you." It would be a real ghetto thing to do.
Feb 8 2007 10:25PM
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bowlripper
Posts: 1232 - Karma: -26
i have
Feb 11 2007 6:51PM
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LeBlanc
Posts: 2888 - Karma: 20
My sister's friend brought his dog, he put him in a little tux hhahaha
Feb 11 2007 7:00PM
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jimmychung
Posts: 6857 - Karma: 25
sounds like an NS story to me!
Feb 11 2007 7:01PM
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guava
Posts: 271 - Karma: 10
dam, check out craigslist maybe u can find a hooker on the cheap cheap
Feb 11 2007 7:04PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,675
BUMPPPPED
Mar 21 2010 2:51AM
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assface
Posts: 4319 - Karma: 2,031
pics or it never happened
Mar 21 2010 3:32AM
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Gorilla.Steeze
Posts: 2215 - Karma: 43
da fuck is this shit.


engrish?
Mar 21 2010 9:01AM
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Click_Here
Posts: 1728 - Karma: 14
at 200 an hour, you better get an after school job, otherwise youll look like a huge loser after she leaves within and hour of her beinging there
Mar 21 2010 9:41AM
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Click_Here
Posts: 1728 - Karma: 14
at 200 an hour, you better get an after school job, otherwise youll look like a huge loser after she leaves within and hour of her beinging there
Mar 21 2010 9:41AM
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HowNeatIsThat
Posts: 1191 - Karma: 112
that would be humorous
Mar 21 2010 10:26AM
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finnajon5
Posts: 583 - Karma: 51
hahaha that would end ur high school career with a bang
pun intended
Mar 21 2010 12:46PM
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GILLSKI
Posts: 1250 - Karma: 361
atleast you get pussy
Mar 21 2010 12:50PM
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ImGoinSailin
Posts: 276 - Karma: 10
do it and ride her in instead of drivin a dope car.
Mar 21 2010 12:51PM
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-Mugatu
Posts: 2579 - Karma: 84
I had a teacher in high school who did this, but he wasnt aware that she was a prostitute til after lol
Mar 21 2010 12:55PM
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MatRich
Posts: 4789 - Karma: 1,812

this is great I say go for it. go around talking to people at scool saying what you want to do and ask for donations. I did this for my prom since we wanted to be the only two idiots to show up in a helicopter. We made 60 bones in two days. You have to be carefull though because the school is rarely down with solicitation.

also be carefull to make it subtle at the door when you get in since you can just get turned around. My friend went to prom with a blow up doll and just got kicked out. So make her slutty only when you are in. wow that last sentence sounded wierd

Mar 21 2010 1:13PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
This happened over three years ago...
Mar 21 2010 1:15PM
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joelle+cowbell
Posts: 296 - Karma: 38
i say go for a geisha
Mar 21 2010 1:44PM
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Apresbang
Posts: 618 - Karma: 276
DO THIS!!! Seriously though, pics!! Fucking brilliant!
Mar 21 2010 1:55PM
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TheQuailman
Posts: 7381 - Karma: 144

Calling this an EPIC THREAD

Whoever bumped it did it at the perfect time of year.  I love how people are still giving him advice.

Mar 21 2010 5:11PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,675
YEAH!
Mar 21 2010 5:33PM
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zepscratch
Posts: 3517 - Karma: 36
do you ever wonder what newschoolers would be like if your name was blue?
Mar 21 2010 6:03PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,675
i do from time to time, actually

what are you trynna say eh
Mar 21 2010 6:11PM
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babujib
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you went to prom in a helicopter
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pics!
Mar 21 2010 6:22PM
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