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MEN vs. WOMEN

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CanadianSkiGod
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ok if there has already been a post about this then delete it.

In your opinion... is better, in the 21 century, to be a man or chick... each has its pros and cons...

MEN: Generally stronger physically, never has to shave or put make-up, shopping is easier, has a dick, and other

WOMEN: If hot, power to have sex(if you want to) at anytime possible. What dude would refuse sex demander by a hot chick...?

What do you think is best... or say other pros and cons...

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Jun 18 2003 5:44PM
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gambino500014
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WOMEN
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Jun 18 2003 5:45PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
what if i appeared to be a man on the outside but i was a true female on the inside,what the hell do i choose


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'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

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Jun 18 2003 5:46PM
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221
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I look like a dude but really I'm a lesbian.

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Jun 18 2003 5:47PM
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Lateralis
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i feel your pain 221,wait i must be a lesbian cuz girls always get with me but im really a girl on the inside,sweet i love being a dyke with a dick


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Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

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Jun 18 2003 5:48PM
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CanadianSkiGod
Posts: 2281 - Karma: 10
i think its man if youre ugly

chick if youre hot(sex at anytime)

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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.
Jun 18 2003 5:56PM
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PeterGriffin
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Well Lois I tried finding my creativity like you said, first I took an art class...
Am..Am I supposed to draw the penis?
Then I tried sculpting...
Am..Am I supposed to sculpt the penis?
Then I tried music...
Am..Am I supposed to conduct with my penis?
I was starting to think there was nothing that I would be good at, but then I realised that this is it. Lois my penis belongs on stage

Jun 18 2003 6:09PM
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cj
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Men, women are fucking confusing.


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'CJ is a the lord of the hotties' - EC-Andrew
'You are my hero CJ' - Diabhal
'CJ makes the world go round, without him, my life would be a mass of dead flies sitting on a log of dog shit' - MiKeE
'yes cj, you are a god. If it weren't for you, I don't know what I'd do... I'd just have to die!' - ElasmoSkiChick
'god cock and balls cj, god damn cock and balls' - SamCaylor
'cj, don’t leave, you’re our god' -CanadianSkiGod
Jun 18 2003 6:15PM
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rossignolscratch
Posts: 656 - Karma: 10
ok who is the guy that always says stuff that was said on a tv show or book??
that peter griffin and the lord of the rings dude its really anoying!!!





i cant wait for next season...
Jun 18 2003 6:17PM
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rossignolscratch
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and by the way,
i think its better to be a man.
but a woman lives longer...





i cant wait for next season...
Jun 18 2003 6:18PM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 136
women get social thinks pretty easy socially, but they ahve the whole child birth thing....eww, men all the way

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Jun 18 2003 7:43PM
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petek
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women all the way, break it down
Man-stronger, single tasked, enormous sex drive, decisions based on logic, are better car drivers, but smell, are ugly, hairy, and most have small boobs
Women-make there decisions solely on emotion/hormone, are incredibly unreliable, are too sensitive, but smell nice, look great, and its easier to stick my massive cock in some chicks pussy.


Palestine?
Jun 18 2003 7:46PM
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FreshCoast
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Men don't have to shave?
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Jun 18 2003 7:51PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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no men don't have to shave. Its called a beard. Men are better because they don't have to worry about as much stuff like clothes, makeup, hair, etc.

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Jun 18 2003 8:25PM
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petek
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yes, because as soon as all guys hit puberty, they will be growing a full beard. Have you ever seen how ugly a patchy beard is?


Palestine?
Jun 18 2003 9:08PM
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Girays_Brother
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if i was a women id be a lesbian


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Jun 18 2003 9:45PM
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Muppet
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i'd have to say men.

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Jun 18 2003 9:53PM
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rebel
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Girls are dumb. That and they have that gross monthly thing every month and get all pissy.
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Jun 18 2003 9:54PM
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nkmo.
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Men have it easier for sure. We don't have to deal with periods, child birth, and all that shit.



I'm out like a fat kid playing dodgeball!
Jun 18 2003 9:56PM
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cj
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men can be fat and old and still look good to younger women. fat old women are disgusting.

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Jun 18 2003 9:58PM
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tipshift
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Lizziebeth gets the best of both worlds. You should ask herm how heshe likes it.

'Tipshift is the most sexiest guy I knowed like ever.'-CROYCE

I love you tipshift marry me-lizziebeth

Jun 18 2003 10:07PM
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Knewnews
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men cause if you get really rich then you get hot chicks all the time... only have to shave face... but chicks do get multi orgasms if they are with the right person.
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Jun 19 2003 12:35AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
men shave beards,some shave their chest and quite some shave their pubes,women shaves legs,pits,pubes and beards


President of the OTC!

Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

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Jun 19 2003 12:37AM
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g-man
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men... If I was a woman I would be so pissed all the time that men are better at almost everything. How can you live knowing that whatever you do, there will always be a man there to beat it.
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Jun 19 2003 12:48AM
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caleBCaleb
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the majority of women are so selfish it's unbelievable
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Jun 19 2003 1:31AM
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Jackpot
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drunk women are nonos as well, unless they are horny


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When life hands you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make a race of super-lemons - Principal Scudworth
Jun 19 2003 11:12AM
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