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best condom...?

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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
pretty simple question....what's the best condom?


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Jun 16 2003 6:43PM
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weazelzb
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 12
Trojan Man!!!


hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?
jigga say wha??


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Jun 16 2003 6:43PM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 136
trojan....but i always use these Durex ones, only because they are free here at the RC

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Jun 16 2003 6:47PM
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freeskier420
Posts: 519 - Karma: 10
fuck condoms!!!
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Jun 16 2003 7:01PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
Trojon are uncomfy man...


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'CJ is the freakin' post creating god' - *cowboy*
'CJ is a the lord of the hotties' - EC-Andrew
'You are my hero CJ' - Diabhal
'CJ makes the world go round, without him, my life would be a mass of dead flies sitting on a log of dog shit' - MiKeE
'yes cj, you are a god. If it weren't for you, I don't know what I'd do... I'd just have to die!' - ElasmoSkiChick
Jun 16 2003 7:01PM
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Whistlermann
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they are actually all owned by durex anyway...
and whats the deal with 'Trojan'... is that even a word, the only thing that i can think of that is like Trojan is the Trojan Horse. BUT>>> The Trojan Horse was a trick the break through enemy walls, open up and have men come out and go everywhere, sounds like the opposite of what you want from a condom to me.


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Jun 16 2003 7:33PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
haah true that


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'CJ is the freakin' post creating god' - *cowboy*
'CJ is a the lord of the hotties' - EC-Andrew
'You are my hero CJ' - Diabhal
'CJ makes the world go round, without him, my life would be a mass of dead flies sitting on a log of dog shit' - MiKeE
'yes cj, you are a god. If it weren't for you, I don't know what I'd do... I'd just have to die!' - ElasmoSkiChick
'god cock and balls cj, god damn cock and balls' - SamCaylor
Jun 16 2003 7:37PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
i use a a zip lock bag man... its the shiznat
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Jun 16 2003 7:41PM
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K_2
Posts: 1446 - Karma: 11
That is some very nice logic there Whistler.ahhaha.
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Jun 16 2003 7:41PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
lol 420, that was a pun
Trojan is overrated, and a very ironic name for a condom. There is this one, that makes you last longer, and allthough it makes it numb, it actually makes me enjoy it more


Palestine?
Jun 16 2003 7:44PM
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hotdog.garbage
Posts: 1854 - Karma: 10
ive wanted to try those^

i tried the non-latex durex one. they give super-intense sensation, but thay are not very strong. i broke about 4 of them, so my girlfriend told me to stop buying them.
Jun 16 2003 8:58PM
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weazelzb
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fuck it. i dont ever shrink wrap my wang


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Jun 16 2003 9:18PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
i wanna fuck without condoms, give it a try.


Palestine?
Jun 16 2003 9:20PM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
Trojan Magnums.
-Pat
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Jun 16 2003 9:25PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
fuck condoms...birth control


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Jun 16 2003 9:28PM
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The__Pirate
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^thats what ive been telling her! bitch dont want anything to do with that shit.

Jun 16 2003 9:29PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
then you should probably kill her


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Jun 16 2003 9:31PM
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weazelzb
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^bwahaha


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jigga say wha??


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Jun 16 2003 9:33PM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
birth control is for pussies... adobtion and abortion... the to most important a words.
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Jun 16 2003 9:34PM
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PhattTim
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HAHAHA, I find this most amusing seeing as most of you have probably never seen breasts that aren't your mom's let alone stuffed your love meat into a she-beast!

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Jun 16 2003 9:41PM
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j.bird
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it really pisses me off when tim comes in here and tries to act all old and mature, he rarley posts anymore, but when he does, its gay shit of him trying to be mature.


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Jun 16 2003 9:54PM
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jibberkid69
Posts: 1539 - Karma: 90
abortion is shitty, i'm all for pro-choice, but wouldn't it be better to make the bitch take some pills and prevent the whole abortion thing in the first place



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Jun 16 2003 10:06PM
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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168
its all about the coathanger abortion!

pirates. they just don't fuck around.

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Jun 16 2003 10:18PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
Lifestyles owns


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'CJ is the freakin' post creating god' - *cowboy*
'CJ is a the lord of the hotties' - EC-Andrew
'You are my hero CJ' - Diabhal
'CJ makes the world go round, without him, my life would be a mass of dead flies sitting on a log of dog shit' - MiKeE
'yes cj, you are a god. If it weren't for you, I don't know what I'd do... I'd just have to die!' - ElasmoSkiChick
'god cock and balls cj, god damn cock and balls' - SamCaylor
Jun 16 2003 10:24PM
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Whistlermann
Posts: 4048 - Karma: 12
Ummm about the Phattim thing, he is all old and mature, and i bet he is right about most people on this site having never seen titties except for their mommys.


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Jun 16 2003 11:42PM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
yea tim is pretty lame....he doesn't understand that there are ugly ugly girls in the world that would give anyone some sex. so therefor most of these guys have had sex. but aside from that...he didn't even list his favorite condom...what's the deal tim? you act like you get more play than snoop dogg. where as all of us are jsut doing what we gotta do. releasing the fluids...we're so immature to like pussy. you can't honestly tell me that by talking about sex it's immature. im just curious what others dig. and you make it out to seem as though we're bragging about having sex........ooooooooooo......sex...........fucking grow up tim. drop the ego.


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Jun 16 2003 11:45PM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
but every post he makes is about how immature everyone on this site is and how he is sooooo much more mature and older. well then if he is sooooo much maturer then us then what the fuck is he doing on this site with a bunch of teenagers, with the most posts out of everybody. i personally hate his gay ass maturity posts, so he can just fuck off


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'this is called the vicious blow, when you hit him you gotta strike him with yer mouth!!'--gay football coach

'wow look at the weirdo, he got his dang nab skis on backwards.....and backwards the other way too!! wow i bet that feels funny.'--some hick in Idaho
Jun 16 2003 11:46PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
there's only one brand that i can find with the XXXsmall ones


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Jun 16 2003 11:48PM
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NomenClature
Posts: 4348 - Karma: 83
well my friend, fattass IS old and he does act like he knows all and that everyone else is a 12 year old who knows nothing and that he is the oracle of knowledge, so to you tim. YOU ARE A FAG.
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that would be funny, the real exchange was not nearly as graphic. but the same ending.
Jun 16 2003 11:51PM
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mariberries
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hahaaha
word to phattim
word to phattim




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Jun 17 2003 12:17AM
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Ghost
Posts: 7116 - Karma: 339
petek - you're talking about 'her pleasure' condoms (trojan has them)

it numbs the tip so the fun don't stop, all night long.

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Jun 17 2003 12:24AM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
ekeane eat shit and die. the only reason you say shit to me is cuz i started to bash you for yer gay thread then it turned into like 5 new ekeane hate threads. faggot. and yea he might be all that shit, but we already know it. so why the fuck does he flaunt it instead of posting something intelligent


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'this is called the vicious blow, when you hit him you gotta strike him with yer mouth!!'--gay football coach

'wow look at the weirdo, he got his dang nab skis on backwards.....and backwards the other way too!! wow i bet that feels funny.'--some hick in Idaho
Jun 17 2003 12:36AM
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Markman
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Lifestyle extra thin (the gray ones)
Jun 17 2003 12:38AM
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Whistlermann
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WOW... this turned into a Phattim maturity thread pretty fast... all i have to say is i can't blame Phattim for being tired of all the cocky 13 year olds.


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Jun 17 2003 12:39AM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
ok i hate em too, but, why in every post he has made latley, he has to prove his maturity and coolness, wow grow up


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'this is called the vicious blow, when you hit him you gotta strike him with yer mouth!!'--gay football coach

'wow look at the weirdo, he got his dang nab skis on backwards.....and backwards the other way too!! wow i bet that feels funny.'--some hick in Idaho
Jun 17 2003 12:44AM
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mmm4twintips
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If you wear lifestyles then your prob small cus those things barely fit the ones i have at least.
Red package.
They work the best because the Trojan man likes to break i personally know of 3 people whos trojans broke in the last month.

They are more comfortable than lifestyle but lifestyle works better.
Jun 17 2003 12:52AM
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gravteck
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I've liked the Trojan lubed over the Lifestyles I used. But my girlfriend has been on birth control for a while now. But I went to visit her this last weekend (girlfriend from college) and she had been sick and on amoxicillin, so we had to use Condoms, and man... it was rough going back. I would never use a thinner extra pleasure condom though, too rough w/ that shit.
Jun 17 2003 2:28AM
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westcoaststyle
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no condom is the best. but if shes not on birth control or doesnt mind if you splooge on her stomach, durex are the best
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Jun 17 2003 2:43AM
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yeti
Posts: 6335 - Karma: 17
abortion is murder? No fuck that.

Look for the thread.

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Jun 17 2003 3:02AM
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mmm4twintips
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if the condom breaks you know it right away cus its 2 completely different feelings.
Youll be like wow this feels way too good and its prob cus the condom broke.
Jun 17 2003 3:17AM
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Lord_Piot
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abortion is not murder.
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Jun 17 2003 3:45AM
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NoTeefa
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Phattim is a fucking joke, he just pissed off cuz he's too religious and is afraid of sex.
Oh and phattim you cant hide in the donator forum for long cuz i just donated biznatch!

anyways, silver package, cant remember the name, the lady busted em out, cuz i wasnt carrying


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Jun 17 2003 5:24AM
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stixonmtholly
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cum in her ass then go wash, you won't need a condom.
Jun 17 2003 7:04AM
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Rogge
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codoms are gay...birth control is where its at


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Jun 17 2003 7:10AM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
phattim, my god, ure not as good as you think you are, so stfu.


Palestine?
Jun 17 2003 8:22AM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
one more thing, if your so fucking mature ureself, why do you post such immature garbage.


Palestine?
Jun 17 2003 8:24AM
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dpoiii
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haha ya like that stupid dancing animal thing lol oh ya thats mature..
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Jun 17 2003 10:34AM
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sherLocke
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condoms suck, birth control is way better. my health teacher told us that lifestyles are the worst condoms and they break the most. Trojan is supposedly the best company and ive never heard of anybodys breaking or had one break myself so if you gotta use a condom, trojan all the way.
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Jun 17 2003 11:00AM
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j.bird
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see i knew that if i said something about it, others would agree


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'this is called the vicious blow, when you hit him you gotta strike him with yer mouth!!'--gay football coach

'wow look at the weirdo, he got his dang nab skis on backwards.....and backwards the other way too!! wow i bet that feels funny.'--some hick in Idaho
Jun 17 2003 12:19PM
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johnnypsunami
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hahaha skiinsted that first comment about phattim was priceless... about the condom question it is all about the birth control... you mine as well tape some duct tape around your cock otherwise
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