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The Gaper Statement

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beezey
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        What do you think goes through their mind when they are about to hit a 45ft jump?


"Oh Man! I bet I clear this at least half way!"
Jan 28 2007 8:30PM
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Capt.Flannel
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I thought gapers just went off the side of jumps?
Jan 28 2007 8:31PM
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beezey
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here they repeat their pain  on our jumps and just kill themselves.
Jan 28 2007 8:35PM
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chrismoJBEATS
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yeah'
Jan 28 2007 8:36PM
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k2_kodi
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they think 'holy crap. wait until i tell jimbo about this radical ramp i hit today. he wont believe this crazy shit! now, where's my nascar hat.'
Jan 28 2007 8:37PM
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leckett1
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hahaha ramp
Jan 28 2007 8:39PM
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Charley.
Posts: 1754 - Karma: 110
"im not afraid to hit this thing! I can do it too!"


last statement before waking up 1 week later in an hospital
Jan 28 2007 8:57PM
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da-bling
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i thought gapers just wore there hats with huge gaps between the hat and the goggles...??
Jan 28 2007 8:58PM
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Drewykins
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i have a right to ski here too!
Jan 28 2007 9:00PM
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Skipig25
Posts: 10729 - Karma: 256
if I get 20' of air, it hurts like a bitch, so if I get 35' it's gonna hurt even more. I don't know how these kids do this. But it turns out 20' is a nice case, and the 35 lands on the landing. It's just that they don't know this.

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Jan 28 2007 9:03PM
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timmi
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3 hours on skis and im already hitting these big jumps? skiing is so easy (right before he lands flat and faceplants out of his bindings set at din 4)

Jan 28 2007 9:08PM
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Skipig25
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these new double tip skis must make landing a lot easier.
Jan 28 2007 9:10PM
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Alkyy
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Well i saw it on TV.....oh shit
Jan 28 2007 9:17PM
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Elijah.
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Haha I saw a BUNCH of gaypers try and clear the 2nd hip set up in the 8 park today. They didn't hip it, they tried to clear it, SO funny. They just crunched and sat there for a minute.
Jan 28 2007 9:34PM
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DynastarriderGP
Posts: 8258 - Karma: 214
one of the following:
"GIT 'R DONE!!!!!"
"Yo Marty check this shit out you fuckin asshole"
Jan 28 2007 9:54PM
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Literature
Posts: 13673 - Karma: 3,086
"No, you can't hit the jumps, this is the Freestyle team jump hill."(Me)

"Man, they aren't that big anyway. Fuck." (Random Snowboarder)

Jan 28 2007 10:03PM
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ilovemybitch
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is that shiz Candide Thoves?
Jan 28 2007 10:06PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
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hahahahaaha
Jan 28 2007 10:07PM
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jack_weisman
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i was just thinking about this.  so we were in the park at my local mountain and its me some freinds and a couple of  members of the park crew.  were all sessioning this feature and all of a sudden we hear this cry to "GET OUT OF THE WAY."  we look up to see this gaper girl and her friends staring down upon us like we are the problem.  one dude says "dont hit if your going to go of the side"  they respond with, "its ok, she did before"  before anyone has a chance to say anything else she bombs a lagr portion of the park above us and launches of the side of the jump.  now i must ask NS, why do people think this is cool.  its not cool looking, and this girl completly fucked up her ankles.   i would feel sympathy for her, had she not been such a bitch.  i guess thats a part of what goes throught their minds.   
Jan 28 2007 10:31PM
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philipc
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haha is that the jump in stomping grounds?
Jan 28 2007 10:33PM
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DiamondC
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hahaha yes sugarloaf gapping steeze, thank god u got that on camera
Jan 28 2007 10:44PM
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wh@t
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silly gapers, jumps have landings!
Jan 28 2007 10:47PM
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Jake...
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welll there all chineese at my hill so something like:

"hooo fried rice! once i soar through the air like chopsticks im going to go eat dog"


ahahahah
Jan 28 2007 10:54PM
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Edward.
Posts: 9366 - Karma: 445
GAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jan 28 2007 10:55PM
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soulskier
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but they make me feel so good inside, when they ooh and aah
Jan 28 2007 10:56PM
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salomonskiier12
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well said
Jan 28 2007 11:02PM
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ShadyHillGroup
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so i was at okemo last weekend, up on the top of no'easter ther was a jump line with a 30ft step down, 20 ft table and 25ft step down, all estimates, but i guess there was a bus trip for asians and they were lapping the park, this gaper points it at the table from the top of the landing of the first jump hits, rolls down the windows, overshoots and lands on his ass, im at the top of the landing spotting for my friend and i let out a huge "BAH HA HA" and this kid who is with the gaper, goes "id like to see you do better" but totally serious, it made me feel like such a noob
Jan 28 2007 11:14PM
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soulskier
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no, pronounced gape-ers
not gap ers
Jan 28 2007 11:16PM
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HeathR
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i love gapers that actully go for shit and die. It almost worth waiting for them to get out of the way. Last year i saw a kid go through the noreaster park at okemo and bust his as on every feature. The best was the step down which was one of the worst impacts i have seen. The kid just couldent get hurt and got up and busted his again on the next rail.
Jan 28 2007 11:29PM
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jKutcher
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HUNNY GET THE CAMERA READY!
Jan 28 2007 11:31PM
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KillerMonkey
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The best are the people who cant even ski. Like no joke ski. At windham the other day there were these two girls who couldnt ski down the last part of the park. If you know it then you know its kinda steep. So they took off their skis and just started sliding on their ass. I was on the lift and just laughed at them. They looked at me funny though.
Jan 28 2007 11:34PM
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Capt.Flannel
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sorry, I really just wanted to post this picture.
Jan 29 2007 12:40AM
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toominator
Posts: 4792 - Karma: 120
I loled
Jan 29 2007 1:38AM
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Swick825
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you cant be serious!
Jan 29 2007 1:56AM
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beezey
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wow............. shes hot
Jan 29 2007 2:02AM
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toominator
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i would imaging she would have an advantage over most girls when it comes to guys with a fat chode lol
Jan 29 2007 2:25AM
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anitaskis
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You guys really need to tone down your high fucking attitudes.
You only make fun of the kids who don't even care about skiing so you guys feel like you're a part of something.

Grow up
Jan 29 2007 3:15AM
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anitaskis
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Yeah!! I'm sure that's exactly what they are thinking! You are so smart.

Oh wait, no you aren't, you're a stupid bitch
Jan 29 2007 3:16AM
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slimbruddah
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hahahahahahahaha, that was awesome.
Jan 29 2007 3:29AM
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Krazy_Karl
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hahaha "double tip skis" what a laugh
Jan 29 2007 3:43AM
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Krazy_Karl
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at least they do ski
Jan 29 2007 3:47AM
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Paul-o-Rama
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one of my dad's friends was like "i just love the look of those double edged skis"  i couldn't help but to laugh b/c all skis have two edges
Jan 29 2007 6:56AM
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Skipig25
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yep, that's stomping grounds all right.
Jan 29 2007 7:55AM
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Ender
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jesus christ, every single post ive ever read from you has been negative. They're just having fun at other people's expense that arent even part of this website. And here you come with your own high attitude making fun of the girl who posted something funny. So you can make fun of people who belong to the same community as you, but we cant make fun of people who wear jeans to ski and wreck themselves in the park? fucking hypocrite
Jan 29 2007 9:50AM
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toominator
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Grow up

If you dont have anything good to say dont bother saying it
Jan 29 2007 3:42PM
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caitie_baby
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hahah has anyone ever played gaper gates??
Jan 29 2007 3:53PM
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Capt.Flannel
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haha your name rhymes with masturbate. Nice one.
Jan 29 2007 3:53PM
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caitie_baby
Posts: 180 - Karma: 41
haha yeah thanks
Jan 29 2007 3:58PM
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Krazy_Karl
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word. she realy need to grow up.
Jan 29 2007 4:00PM
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anitaskis
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Jon Hartman wears jeans, is he a gaper?
Huh?!

Fuckin asshole!
Jan 29 2007 5:11PM
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LostValleyPowMan
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They probably don't think at all, their tight neon ski pants are cutting off circulation to their brain
Jan 29 2007 5:14PM
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