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the worst way to die?

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Ghost
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What is the worst way to die?

Suffocating from being squished while in the middle of a sandwhich with two 500 pound unshaved French dykes with a bad case of the gout would not be good times.

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Jun 15 2003 11:06PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
having a hot poker shoved up ure ass, making ure intestines disconnect, and then u die from infection
oh the WORST way to die...


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Jun 15 2003 11:07PM
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wrenegade
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see: darwin awards






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Jun 15 2003 11:09PM
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DRISKEY
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i think drowning would be scary as shit


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Jun 15 2003 11:12PM
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C.Royce
Posts: 1031 - Karma: 187
anything long and painful would suck where you are suffering and know you're going to die in the end no matter what
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Jun 15 2003 11:18PM
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icecreamsandwich
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being tourtured. you know....ear cut off....fingers cut off.....hot sauce injected into your veins.....gauging your eyeballs out with a spoon and a tiny twig.....having your neck and wrists slit...then having gasoline poured all over you and in your mouth....then having someone drop a match near you. yep that sure would suck.

...tell me for the last time that you're sorry so i can laugh out loud as i watch you struggle; broken, bloody and barely breathing...
Jun 15 2003 11:21PM
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theBOSS.
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Its really fucking scary when you think your gonna drown. I was tubing behind a boat once, and I wiped out, and my life jacket came off. I was so disoriented I didnt now which was was what, I was prolly like 20 feet down. I seriously thought I was gonna die
Jun 15 2003 11:23PM
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petek
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i was out seakayaking once, when a huge wave capsized me. This was like in April, in the ocean, so it was 1/2 an hour, and ure dead in the water. I remember just before the coastguard picked me up, that i would have taken off my life jacket, and drowned, rather than freeze to death


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Jun 15 2003 11:37PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
death by the slow chopping away at your fingers, toes, facial features and...errr...penis


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Jun 15 2003 11:38PM
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lanks
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being hit by and dragged under a train for the length of a trip would suck reallllly bad. same with getting buried alive, and being sacrificed by satanists.


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Jun 15 2003 11:41PM
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P-JO
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getting monkey pox or another disease that you can't cure and you know your gonna die from would suck. Except monkey pox isnt fatal, i just thought it had a funny name.


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Jun 15 2003 11:41PM
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rsd
Posts: 1236 - Karma: 10
you were all by yourself, you never got to say goodbye, and you were put feet first on a really slow conveyor belt heading towards a shredder...

-Ryan

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Jun 15 2003 11:42PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
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avalanche.
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Jun 15 2003 11:43PM
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cj
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^but you would be doning somthing you love...


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'CJ is a the lord of the hotties' - EC-Andrew
'You are my hero CJ' - Diabhal
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'yes cj, you are a god. If it weren't for you, I don't know what I'd do... I'd just have to die!' - ElasmoSkiChick
Jun 15 2003 11:45PM
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lanks
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^but it would stop you from doing something you love.


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Jun 15 2003 11:48PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
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well I mean suffocating in an avalance would be aweful. if It threw me up against something and I died on impact it wouldn't be so bad. but being trapped in ice that's crushing you in every direction and then suffocating is just bad. I read ski press's article on it. one of their writers was put in a training situation and he wrote an article on it, it seemed like one of the worst (common) ways to die to me, or being trapped under the ice of a frozen lake.
-Mike

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Jun 16 2003 12:00AM
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LastNightISavedAnAngel
Posts: 2023 - Karma: 8
getting eaten by a tiny shark would suck, cause it would take you apart piece by piece.

but i heard that in India they would put a few rats in a box and then they would they would put your hand in the box until they eat all your hand. then after thats gone they move it up your arm, then when thats gone they move it up some more, and they would do that on every limb until you were totally gone.
it would suck cause youre getting eaten alive slowly

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Jun 16 2003 12:09AM
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rsd
Posts: 1236 - Karma: 10
^and also you would be pissed at that little piece of crap cuz its weak and our strong but it killed you...

-Ryan

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'i is frum cehnehdeh tu, feck off.'- cj

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Jun 16 2003 12:10AM
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Lateralis
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gettin attacked by a school of crazy piranhas,thatd be a terrible way to die


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Jun 16 2003 12:17AM
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rsd
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what is wrong with pirhanas! why are they so mean! they r little fish! but noooo they have to go and rape people by the thousands!!!

-Ryan

'oh hes from canada we will give him a break on spelling'- dspin7x

'i is frum cehnehdeh tu, feck off.'- cj

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Jun 16 2003 12:32AM
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wolfmansbro
Posts: 2155 - Karma: 137
dieing without knowing if your life made a difference to anyone. thats the worst
Jun 16 2003 12:39AM
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Bob_Loblaw
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Getting skull fucked through the eye socket wouldnt be good times.
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Jun 16 2003 1:03AM
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Whistlermann
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torture is the worst by far... no food + tiny cuz all over your body + eye gouging + chopping away slowly for maximum pain... (ex... don't chop of a finger... chop it of at the nail first and so on)... and then the burning iron... plus fire ants... + everything else... chopped out tonuge...


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Jun 16 2003 1:15AM
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Knewnews
Posts: 2093 - Karma: 477
death sucks pretty much all the time.
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Jun 16 2003 1:22AM
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C.Royce
Posts: 1031 - Karma: 187
i rather not think of any of this stuff
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Jun 16 2003 1:23AM
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lineskier321
Posts: 1425 - Karma: 22
being covered head to toe in paper cuts then dumped in a bath of lemon juice and then being taken out and tehn being locked in a coffin fill with fire ants

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Jun 16 2003 1:38AM
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Lord_Piot
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burning to death by far.
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Jun 16 2003 3:24AM
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MARIAH
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dying
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Jun 16 2003 3:24AM
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skier_chick_360
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I would think dying without being able to say goodbye or know what u ment to people would be the worst way to go.
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Jun 16 2003 9:04AM
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linemaverick540
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the best would be jumping out of a plane or something really high because then at least you can flip and shit and have a good time before you die
trust me, the '' things aren't actually there

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Jun 16 2003 10:28AM
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clrumivier4life
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The worst would be if you were forced to snowboard then an avalanche got you and you were trapped in a small cubby hole...and there were mentally retarded mongooses talking to you. And you would suffocate and leave the world with a snowboard instead of skis. Oh man, that would be so scary.
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Jun 16 2003 10:45AM
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MESKI
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Having tiny cuts made all over your body then be placed in a tub of rubbing alcohol after having salt put all voer the cuts, followed by the removal of body parts until u die. Now that would suck

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Jun 16 2003 11:20AM
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*cowboy*
Posts: 8830 - Karma: 214
This is rough.. All our bad ways to die, but id have to say drowning or being tapped under the ice in a lake..



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Jun 16 2003 11:24AM
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bigred
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fed feet first into a wood chipper on speed setting: very slow
Jun 16 2003 11:29AM
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sherLocke
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being hung upside down by your feet and having youe hands tied up and having your stomach cut open a little bit. then soembody pulls a tiny piece of your intestines out and gives it to a dog and has the dog run around and play with your intestines until you die. it would be terrible cuz your intestines would be like 30 feet away and the dog would take a nice bite and you would feel it still, man it would suck big time. i agree with the hot poker too up the ass too, that would suck so bad.


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Jun 16 2003 12:33PM
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mammothpunks
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i think stuck under an avalanche would be one of the worst ways. it happened to my uncle back in '93 (he was only 19) Myu brother and him were gonna get fresh tracks down these bluffs by my house. They are strapping in and the whole thing fractures with no warning or anything about 15 feet above them. That was one of the worst things ive ever seen, to be chillin with your family on the street then watch the whole slope slide. my brother was very lucky and washed out at the bottom of the slope. my uncle wasnt so lucky and was caught in a tree well and was not found in time. That has to be the worst - buried alive and there is nothing you can do.


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Jun 16 2003 12:45PM
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vegabond
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starvation. imagine having your body eat at itself untill there is nothing left.

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Jun 16 2003 1:00PM
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freezed
Posts: 12973 - Karma: 500
ive gotta agree with rsd. that would suck

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Jun 16 2003 2:24PM
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dilla_says_go
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having a red hot serated wire shoved up your pisshole so it gets all blistered and infected, then when u piss the blisters fall off and the salt makes it burn like hell. but thats just a theory. or having a piece of firewood wrapped in barbed wire up the ol' asswhole.

pirates. they just don't fuck around.

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Jun 16 2003 2:29PM
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b-ladd
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being burned-especially if u have sensitive skin
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Jun 16 2003 2:30PM
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big_Moe
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the four horseman where you have a rope tied to each of your arms an legs an then they make the horses take off an rip yours arms an legs off and then you keep getn drug behind a horse cause one of your body parts would still be attached
Jun 16 2003 2:31PM
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sherLocke
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lets switch the topic up now since its getting kind of repetitive, what would be the coolest way to die? not best and less painless, just the coolest. i think the coolest way to die would be to jump out of a plane without a parachute and land in the water at terminal velocity, yeah haha. anybody watching would get a nice show too.
-paul


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Jun 16 2003 3:08PM
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theBOSS.
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ehh...has anyone seen The Bone Collector. Those are the worst ways right there.
Jun 16 2003 3:13PM
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Whistlermann
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^fair enough... but i think the coolest way to die would be hitting a huge table top at really high speed... like tucking the entire run... and throwing yourself into a rodeo 1800 to bloody splat!


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Jun 16 2003 3:16PM
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LastNightISavedAnAngel
Posts: 2023 - Karma: 8
yah, going off of a massive jump, like a 250ft hip, and spinning so fast that limbs jsut start flying off.
or getting attacked by a pack of wolves, and you have to fight them off. i think it would be so cool to die with a pile of your attackers around you, it shows people that you were a scrappy little fuck

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Jun 16 2003 3:31PM
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SkeeOrDye
Posts: 4027 - Karma: 42
worst would have to be biting the curb, open your jaw, put it on the curb of a sidewalk, and STOMP! on your head.

best would be jumping out of a hot air baloon in the stratosphere, and burning to death on the way down. or vaporizing at top speed
Jun 16 2003 4:17PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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getting buried alive.imagine that. little worms eating at you slowly and if yu were closterfobic. also drowning would be bad. hearing your lungs explode

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Jun 16 2003 4:27PM
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weazelzb
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having a sword that was stuck in a burning hot fire and is now orange being shoved up ur poop shoot and slowly burning away ur intestines... beat that fuckers


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Jun 16 2003 4:27PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
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About the worst ways to die part... cruZ had a good one with 'The Bone Collector' murders, but for me it would have to be getting killed by someone who is supposed to love me (but doesn't) while all alone without getting to say goodbye to anybody. That would be the worst for me... :(

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Jun 16 2003 5:10PM
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PurpleSkier
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dying a virgin
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Jun 16 2003 5:13PM
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DrPepper
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i cant believe it took so long for someone to say burning to death. that would be number one on my list, and second would be drowning. a lot of those ways of dying people posted would suck, but come on, how many people actually die those ways...
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Jun 16 2003 5:50PM
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