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if you could stab one person with a spork..

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Ghost
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Who would it be?

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.
Jun 15 2003 10:51PM
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Whistlermann
Posts: 4048 - Karma: 12
Only one... damn,

Bob Saget for sure.


My Skis go both ways... Like a Bisexual
Jun 15 2003 10:54PM
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petek
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the guy in my head that tells me to burn things


Palestine?
Jun 15 2003 10:55PM
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Whistlermann
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^The Lepricon from the simpsons... Are you Ralph???

Burn the House down ralph, Burn them ALL!!!!!


My Skis go both ways... Like a Bisexual
Jun 15 2003 10:57PM
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lanks
Posts: 12543 - Karma: 72
wouldnt a spork be innefective at stabbing? i mean i realize it is a significant artifact here on NS, but a fork would be way more effecient when it comes to stabbing in the head.


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Jun 15 2003 10:58PM
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UpDawg
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i'd stab myself so i could end this miserable summer once and for all
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Jun 15 2003 11:10PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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i would stab this fat snowboarder that wrecked a jump i built. Has anyone seen a metal spork?

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Jun 15 2003 11:12PM
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WIfreeskier
Posts: 8125 - Karma: 65
i have a metal spork in my kitchen, i use it all the time. i even sharpened one side of it so now it is a spoon, fork, and knife, all in one. yay for me
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Jun 15 2003 11:14PM
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wrenegade
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spoon fork and knife all in one? wouldnt that cause some problems when you put it in your mouth? like slicing problems?






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Jun 15 2003 11:15PM
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Whistlermann
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i'd think you'd just have to be careful... damn i think i'm guna get a metal saw and make a spork from a spoon... then i'll stab Bob Saget.


My Skis go both ways... Like a Bisexual
Jun 15 2003 11:18PM
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LastNightISavedAnAngel
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the online alien of course...

He who dares wins
Jun 16 2003 12:12AM
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Krongos
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id stab jon stamos, why does he get rebecca?
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Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent
and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

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Jun 16 2003 12:34AM
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schlonginator
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i'd shove it up my ass




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Jun 16 2003 12:35AM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
is there any question about this? alien...


Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom
Jun 16 2003 12:37AM
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cj
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Harvey


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'CJ is a the lord of the hotties' - EC-Andrew
'You are my hero CJ' - Diabhal
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'yes cj, you are a god. If it weren't for you, I don't know what I'd do... I'd just have to die!' - ElasmoSkiChick
Jun 16 2003 12:46AM
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Bob_Loblaw
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Come on now, why hasn't anyone said Jane Fonda yet? I'd stab her in a second.
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Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life. So get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!
Jun 16 2003 12:53AM
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C.Royce
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who's Jane Fonda?
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The King of Rock, what?
Can be my hobby and job
And when I come and bring the ruckus
suckers duck and then dodge
Jun 16 2003 12:54AM
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Bob_Loblaw
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She's that lady who made all those exercise videos in the 80s. She also tried to be an actress. God, she was horrible.
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God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon

Listen to Bob Marley

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life. So get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!
Jun 16 2003 12:55AM
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C.Royce
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haha oh
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The King of Rock, what?
Can be my hobby and job
And when I come and bring the ruckus
suckers duck and then dodge
Jun 16 2003 12:56AM
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Whistlermann
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yeah she was also one of those intese anti-war hippies in the 60s...


My Skis go both ways... Like a Bisexual
Jun 16 2003 1:00AM
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Bob_Loblaw
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yea, she spread ant-american propaganda all throughout vietnam encouraging them all to become vietcong and fight against america. But she just wanted peace...
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God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon

Listen to Bob Marley

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life. So get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!
Jun 16 2003 1:05AM
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Knewnews
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after first blood id go crazy and end up stabbing like most people that piss my off....
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MidWest Is The Shit
Fuck The Ghetto
Jun 16 2003 1:18AM
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PurpleSkier
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krongos, i always wondered that too, i thought he was such a fag, with all his leather and shit, i wanted rebecca, i wanted her!!!!
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What the hell is this, i said egg whites only! You trying to give me a bloody heart attack?? Make it again!!! Aaaah the breakfast thing, it wasnt even about the eggs, really. Frankly i like the yolks, i, i, i do. I have no problem, its just theres always been alot of tension between Lois and me, and its not so much as i want to kill her. It's just i want her to not be alive anymore. Uh, i sometimes wonder if all women are this difficult. And then i think to myself,'My god, wouldnt it be marvolous if i turned out to be a homosexual?' -Stewie

Oh yes, yes, i love crack, im absolutely cookoo for crack! -Stewie
Jun 16 2003 1:54AM
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*cowboy*
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definently,, Hilary Clinton



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Jun 16 2003 11:20AM
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b-ladd
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half the kids at my school
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dont dink and drive- you might spill your beer
Jun 16 2003 3:08PM
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Jooky
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Probably Lagwagon
Whateva


Check This
Jun 16 2003 3:10PM
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EastCoastPride
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50 cent. No specific reason other than that he's been shot in the face, but he hasn't yet been stabbed. And he can't be truly ghetto until he's been stabbed. So, yeah, 50 cent, so I could help him be ghetto. He could be all like 'look, i got stabbed, it's my birfday, i'm gonna go to da club and get a band-aid.' Yep.


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Jun 16 2003 3:11PM
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LastNightISavedAnAngel
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


He who dares wins
Jun 16 2003 3:21PM
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PurpleSkier
Posts: 5634 - Karma: 311
rebecca come back!!!!!!!!
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What the hell is this, i said egg whites only! You trying to give me a bloody heart attack?? Make it again!!! Aaaah the breakfast thing, it wasnt even about the eggs, really. Frankly i like the yolks, i, i, i do. I have no problem, its just theres always been alot of tension between Lois and me, and its not so much as i want to kill her. It's just i want her to not be alive anymore. Uh, i sometimes wonder if all women are this difficult. And then i think to myself,'My god, wouldnt it be marvolous if i turned out to be a homosexual?' -Stewie

Oh yes, yes, i love crack, im absolutely cookoo for crack! -Stewie
Jun 16 2003 3:23PM
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Whistlermann
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East Coast Pride... thats hilarious... but yeah, like chris rock says... anyone can shot a gun from across the room, but it takes a man to STAB!


My Skis go both ways... Like a Bisexual
Jun 16 2003 4:16PM
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weazelzb
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ANNA NICOLE SMITH


hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?
jigga say wha??


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LISTEN TO GUNS N' ROSES
Jun 16 2003 4:33PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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i would stab that lepricon to. or that voice in my head that tells me to kill. you just have to cover it up with something else.lalallalalala im not hearing you

i like to burn things
i can do a summersault
Jun 16 2003 5:45PM
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Durhoward
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I'd have to go with Derek and say Jane Fonda. I hate that bitch. I can't believe more people don't hate her.
Jun 16 2003 7:20PM
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Whistlermann
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What about Richard Simmons... i think he is worse than jane fonda.


My Skis go both ways... Like a Bisexual
Jun 16 2003 7:30PM
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line1260skier
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richersimmions
www.liljib.4t.com

I cant spell so dont make fun of me
Jun 16 2003 8:14PM
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NomenClature
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i would wait until a telemarketer called me and i would keep him on the libe and walk over ot his office and stab him in the spork noodle.
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my teacher : don't smoke pot it makes you stupid
ME : shut up bitch
My teach : go to the office and don't talk to me that way
ME : fuck you im leaving
Teach : go to the office
ME : no, but im leaving
Teach : where do you think your going
ME : to smoke a blunt you flaming hippie fag.

that would be funny, the real exchange was not nearly as graphic. but the same ending.
Jun 16 2003 8:30PM
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b-ladd
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^^^^pure genius
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save a tree: stop making report cards
dont dink and drive- you might spill your beer
i swear to god i didnt do it
Jun 16 2003 8:32PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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i would stab all the people on espn for not putting skiiing on.

i like to burn things
i can do a summersault
Jun 16 2003 10:22PM
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Muppet
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^^ has a good idea


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Jun 16 2003 10:43PM
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SkiHead
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i'd stab scott


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Jun 16 2003 11:00PM
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RudyGarmisch
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Mosely or Gallant.
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Jun 16 2003 11:58PM
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WIfreeskier
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ROSIE O'DONNEL. Teddy, that is hilarious, gonna go get a band-aid, hahahahahha
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Jun 17 2003 12:12AM
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C.Royce
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hahahahhaa teddy
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The King of Rock, what?
Can be my hobby and job
And when I come and bring the ruckus
suckers duck and then dodge
Jun 17 2003 12:15AM
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Bob_Loblaw
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HAHA, kevin. That fight was so funny in the lunchroom. We'll get him this summer. Make sure I'm there when u kick his ass.
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God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon

Listen to Bob Marley

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life. So get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!
Jun 17 2003 2:16AM
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SaraJ
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i'd spork...the little girl on those welches commercials...she pisses the hell outta me...
I'd be sure to make it 'nice and slow'

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Jun 17 2003 2:21AM
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Krongos
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haha
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Dan Maguire
Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent
and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
Jun 17 2003 3:29AM
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clrumivier4life
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I'd stab some random, small, infantile child in the face...then steal his candy, because I'm mean like that.
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Jun 17 2003 7:32AM
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b-ladd
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kermit the frog-it would just be some funny shit
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save a tree: stop making report cards
dont dink and drive- you might spill your beer
i swear to god i didnt do it
Jun 17 2003 2:52PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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my oldest brother definently

i like to burn things
i can do a summersault
Jun 17 2003 3:29PM
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Lateralis
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id stab myself


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