Do you have any sort of warranty? I bought a pair of Butterliciouses on clearance once and broke them less than a month later, and they said they were going to send me new ones but they never did. And since Surface is practically an antonym for Ninthward, I'll assume you stand by your product. But correct me if I'm wrong.
Behing is a rare form of Vietnamese lunchmeat typically served as an aphrodesiac to unwary tourists. It can also be used to cure Influenza and AIDS, though medicinal science has yet to uncover any further rarities. It somewhat resembles bologna, and tastes like the breast milk of the untamed mountain goats of the Sierra Mountains.