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the porpose of the male nipple

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mattster
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this question has plauged mankind for years does anybody out there know ?????????????
Jun 14 2003 9:20PM
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bigskia
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yes i do


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Jun 14 2003 9:21PM
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Big-L
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nope, the world will never know

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Jun 14 2003 9:21PM
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weazelzb
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good question... damn thats deep


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Jun 14 2003 9:21PM
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mattster
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i know eh

like why is it there ... its not bieng used for ne thing so what the hell ?
Jun 14 2003 9:28PM
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line1260skier
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true
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Jun 14 2003 9:29PM
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amlowenstein
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porpoise??

anyways, that question goes way back...........
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Jun 14 2003 9:35PM
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lanks
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funny cuz i was about to post this exact same topic. it is an unsolvable problem as far as i see.


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Jun 14 2003 9:35PM
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amlowenstein
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no! blast!
porpoise!!::


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Jun 14 2003 9:36PM
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mattster
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OK SORRY I SHOULD HAVE SAID WHAT'S THE PURPOSE OF THE MALE NIPPLE !!!

I CANT SPELL OK !
Jun 14 2003 9:38PM
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K_2
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Maybe...so fat people can be made fun of?
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Jun 14 2003 10:22PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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we never used to have it, until the women's rights movement in the early 1900s They wanted to be equal, so we were like, 'fine, we'll take the nipples if u stop talking about getting suffrage'. We all know where that ended. Stupid stubborn women and their breasts of death.
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Jun 14 2003 10:23PM
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bigskia
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sounds good to me


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Jun 14 2003 10:26PM
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amlowenstein
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sorry dude i was just kidding i cant spell either
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Jun 15 2003 12:25AM
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Itsbackfliptime
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if there werent nipples how would you give titty twisters?

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Jun 15 2003 12:28AM
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mikee
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you mean purple nurples.

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Jun 15 2003 12:29AM
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schlonginator
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yeah i bet god gave men nipples - so you could give each other nipple cripples.




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Jun 15 2003 12:46AM
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NomenClature
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both men and women used to lactate, now it is a rare occurance in 1 in 500,000 men. the human species used to be unique, but now we just have male nips EH?
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that would be funny, the real exchange was not nearly as graphic. but the same ending.
Jun 15 2003 1:01AM
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Itsbackfliptime
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so lets say your wife just had a kid and youre sucking on her nipples. Would you get milk? Would it taste good?

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Jun 15 2003 1:05AM
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NomenClature
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yeah you would, but breast milk only tastes good to babies, to anyone past the age of 3 it will taste bitter, somewhat sour and all around unpleasent. this is done as a natual weening process for 'runts'.
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my teacher : don't smoke pot it makes you stupid
ME : shut up bitch
My teach : go to the office and don't talk to me that way
ME : fuck you im leaving
Teach : go to the office
ME : no, but im leaving
Teach : where do you think your going
ME : to smoke a blunt you flaming hippie fag.

that would be funny, the real exchange was not nearly as graphic. but the same ending.
Jun 15 2003 1:09AM
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Whistlermann
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Anyone know the philosophy of yin and yang... in every man their is a little bit of woman an din every woman there is a little bit of man. It gets sketchy when you get those 60 40 bitches or them 60 40 queers. Humans both male and femal are very similar, and we all star the same, it is not posible to determine sex until a certain time in the pregnancy... sorry to ruin this great question for you all.

PS: 3% of the people who die from breast cancer are men.


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Jun 15 2003 2:33AM
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SaraJ
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i think...it's so guys can also get nipple piercings...

even though I think they're disgusting...

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Jun 15 2003 3:37AM
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CalgaryJibber
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man milk?
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Jun 15 2003 11:41AM
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doghoy
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we should be able to milk also.. damm women
Jun 15 2003 12:03PM
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CameIToeJam
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your chest would look mad wack if you just had smooth skin and some hair, they're there for decoration i guess


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Jun 15 2003 12:03PM
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doghoy
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ya, thats the answer i was looking for it would look so fuk'd up w/ out em
Jun 15 2003 12:04PM
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gravteck
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Men have nipples because they start to develop in the body before the sex chromosome of the body is interpreted. So basically you have the nipples because your body hasn't found out if you're a boy or girl yet.
Jun 15 2003 12:05PM
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doghoy
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i like my nipples
Jun 15 2003 12:07PM
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CrazedSkier1080
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its so really fat ppl can be like ladies and get boob cancer like in family guy

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Jun 15 2003 1:01PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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Men can get breast cancer. Medically proven.


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Jun 15 2003 1:09PM
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NH_LiNe
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wow i just asked myself that and then i came on the site and this topic was here.... wierd

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Jun 15 2003 1:44PM
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CanadianSkiGod
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Q: Nipples in Men...
Why do men have nipples?

David


Dr Trisha Macnair responds




Men not only have nipples but rudimentary breast tissue too. This means that they are at risk from breast cancer, although it is far less common than in women, and occasionally have other breast problems.

Like women, men's breasts are influenced by hormonal changes. In some circumstances, such as in liver disease, levels of female type hormones (oestrogens) may rise and the breasts may grow - a condition known as gynaecomastia.

In fact one of the peaks of my journalistic career was when I reported for the BBC on the unusual development of breasts by an American man. On holiday in the Caribbean, he had gorged on chickens which had been fed oestrogen-based growth promoters, while at the same time he was boozing wildly on tropical cocktails so wiping out his liver's ability to metabolise the hormones. The story finally made page 3 of The Sun!

Men can even make breast milk if their nipples are stimulated enough - I once saw a case of a man whose wife enjoyed nibbling his nipples during sex - to the point where the hormonal control system which produces milk was switched on. He eventually needed medication to turn it all off again.

But why?

After conception the developing embryo follows a female template. It is only after 6-8 weeks that the effect of a gene on the Y chromosome kicks in for boy embryos. This gene stimulates the production and influence of hormones such as testosterone which 'masculinise' the embryo by altering physical development to form male features.

But nipples are formed very early in the embryo, before this masculinisation process takes place, and nothing that goes on later in fetal development reverses nipple formation.

So the story that God made Eve from Adam's rib got it the wrong way round. Males are an adaptation of females and the nipples are just one piece of evidence of this.

Evolution may hold an answer

But why hasn't evolution meant that men have lost these nipples? Over the millennia the human body has been adapted and shaped by what makes one man more successful than another.

Having breasts and nipples - being able to suckle the young - may have conferred an advantage over those men who could not. For example it may have increased the chance of survival in lean times if the father could feed the babies as well as the mother. Conversely it doesn't seem to have been a disadvantage - nipple disease in men is very rare. Because nipples in men don't cause problems there is no genetic drive to lose them.




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Jun 15 2003 2:23PM
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CanadianSkiGod
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i thinks that answers the question.. although i didnt really read it

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Jun 15 2003 2:24PM
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CanadianSkiGod
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ok, its cause up ton until a certain period, the embryo in the womans body is formed to the image of a woman. its only aftr a while that the Y chromosome kicks in(because as we all know men sexual chromosomes are XY and women's XX...). but before the Y starts taking effect, the nipple part of the woman embryo had already started appearing... thats the answer!

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Jun 15 2003 2:27PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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I like my explanation better.
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Jun 15 2003 5:20PM
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Maximumsushi
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That is really interesting. Thanks a lot.
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Jun 15 2003 7:01PM
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weazelzb
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wow... i learned something new today.


hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?
jigga say wha??


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Jun 15 2003 7:16PM
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therealjerk
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god damn, who cares why you have em! i hate mine becasue i wasnt blessed with pin pricks for nipples. lol, if i was shallow and rich enough id have nipple reduction surgery, bhahah.

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Jun 15 2003 7:47PM
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doghoy
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lol, but i care bout my nipples i dont hate them i love them tenderly
Jun 15 2003 8:40PM
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linemaverick540
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i think its because we'd look damn funny without them
trust me, the '' things aren't actually there

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Jun 15 2003 10:02PM
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$1080PLP$
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mine are there so i could perice them... been there done that now i want them gone fuck nipples i'm on the 'eliminate male nipple's movment'

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Jun 15 2003 10:08PM
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SaraJ
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guys would look nasty without nipples...

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Jun 15 2003 10:12PM
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doghoy
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true dat
Jun 16 2003 1:12PM
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sherLocke
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you couldnt say that we would look weird without them because if we never had them in the first place then we would look weird with them. its just cuz weve always had them that they would look strange gone. and i think my friend has that condition, hes got really big boobs for a guy and hes not fat at all, they look really funny. he calls them his moobs.
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Jun 16 2003 1:42PM
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doghoy
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how big is big on ur friend? guestimate please a-cup, b-cup- c-cup??
Jun 16 2003 2:32PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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those boxing dummys that they use dont have nipples. U know what im talking about? Where it just has the torso and head on a base. He doesnt have nipples had he's extremely sexy.
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Jun 16 2003 2:59PM
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sherLocke
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i would have to say at least a medium b-cup if not bigger, mabye even a small c and the best part is that he brags about it, and he like shows everybody, not that you cant see them through his shirt anyways.
-paul


'is mike nick and mike wilson the same people?
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Jun 16 2003 3:03PM
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doghoy
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thats fucking disgusting he brags! don't u rip on him about em'??

Jun 16 2003 3:09PM
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QuazBotch
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tools for tougue stretching exercises
Jun 16 2003 3:35PM
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Lateralis
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so gay guys can suck on nipples too


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Jun 16 2003 3:40PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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you are smart. im gonna tell my teacher this

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