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I just killed a deer

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skiracer28
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thats right coming back from my local hill i hit a deer at 55 with my truck. The deer died almost instanly but it did 700+ damage to my truck wich only cost me 1100 but luckily me and my friend are okay because i made him wear his seat belt
Jan 24 2007 9:55PM
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user098123
Posts: 6072 - Karma: 18
Wow that sucks, things like that are so scary when they happen. Props on making your friend wear his seat belt.
Jan 24 2007 9:56PM
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Capt.Flannel
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Well now you have a couple months worth of jerky. Lucky bastard
Jan 24 2007 9:56PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
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2 points.
Jan 24 2007 9:57PM
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skipillager
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poor deer.
Jan 24 2007 10:00PM
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AtomicTweaker
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so true, my dad would take it, gut it, and slice and dice it in the garage
Jan 24 2007 10:01PM
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skiracer28
Posts: 32 - Karma: 10
I would have taken the deer but it was pretty destroyed
Jan 24 2007 10:04PM
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Capt.Flannel
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that just makes it easier to throw the little slabs onto the dehydrator!
Jan 24 2007 10:06PM
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soulskier
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dont forget to get you road kill tags
Jan 24 2007 10:08PM
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*Fujative*
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"wich only cost me 1100"
HAHAHA! i liked the used of the term "only"
Jan 24 2007 10:13PM
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Skipig25
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that's pretty cheap for a truck
Jan 24 2007 10:44PM
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mothaeast
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I'm so glad I've neevr hit anything in a car, I fear the day it happens.

Too bad it wasn't a moose, because then you wouldn't have to pay. You'd be dead.
Jan 24 2007 10:47PM
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JayDope
Posts: 6842 - Karma: 408
my dad hit a deer while we were going about 40 on like route 9 in VT heading to mt snow last year, did about 5000$ in damage to his brand new truck!
Jan 24 2007 10:50PM
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ThaLetterM.
Posts: 8609 - Karma: 1,612
my bro ran into a dear with his corolla going 70. it got up and walked away....shitty japanese toyota
Jan 24 2007 10:52PM
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Dr._TubesTied
Posts: 660 - Karma: 11
haha. same just happened to me. $4900 in damage to the new BMW, but almost worth it for the 50 pounds of deer in the freezer.
Jan 24 2007 11:00PM
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doublexl
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my om hit a deer and it was totally fine. the car was pretty fucked though.
Jan 24 2007 11:00PM
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Grimace.
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deer are overpopulated and pointless creatures
Jan 24 2007 11:07PM
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Gigantaface
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haha u didnt tell me about the 4900 bucks haha
Jan 24 2007 11:10PM
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brennanmidwest
Posts: 925 - Karma: 13
i killed one last year in my cr-v goin like 40... there wasn't much damage though because the deer basically ran into the front corner of my car, so just a dent. i was pretty lucky but kinda felt shitty bout killin a deer.
Jan 24 2007 11:13PM
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leckett1
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haha yea i always wear my seatbelt when i go for a longer drive. if its just something short i never bother
Jan 24 2007 11:16PM
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spyder1
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well pointless, no, they have good meat. But overpopulated, yes, by far, I did road maintence over the summer, which includes dead animals, and we picked up a deer at least once a week.
Jan 25 2007 1:16AM
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eheath
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Hitting a deer is a big deal to you? It happens like 5 times a day here...
Jan 25 2007 1:20AM
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Calb3rt
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glad you are okay, arround here we don't have deer only moose and they fuck shit up bad wen you hit them.
Jan 25 2007 1:21AM
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Mat.
Posts: 7167 - Karma: 94
man hitting shit is scary. I was had such a terrible reaction to a cat running infront of me. fucking thing shuolda died for scaring me that bad!
Jan 25 2007 1:23AM
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eheath
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And i forgot to add, I've almost hit a deer like 10 times, i somehow stop in time/move. I ran over a dead deer in the road once though. I was driving up to employee orientation for moonlight, and i was half asleep at 6 in the morning driving up and i didnt see the dead body in the road cause it was dark and BAM pretty much hit a chunky speed bump at about 75. Somehow nothing happened to my car.
Jan 25 2007 1:26AM
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Mattman
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Yea I've seen it happen, not to pretty!
Jan 25 2007 1:27AM
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.John.
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did you ea gi
Jan 25 2007 1:42AM
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BenBach
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did you salvage the meat from the deer, or call the jaegermeister?

seriously did you? That would be a lot of good meat to waste.
Jan 25 2007 1:51AM
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poor@$$skibum
Posts: 1625 - Karma: 40
the deer stop when they see your headlights but you can snap em out of it by beeping your horn, just a little tip.
I live in wisconsin where every deer season we kill like 700,000 deer and they're still all over the sides of roads.
Jan 25 2007 2:06AM
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BkCountrySkrMO2
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prolly a serious thread but the post made me laugh
Jan 25 2007 8:55AM
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SkierX
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I had a real close call the other night. it was snowing and the deer came out from the left side. There was no way in hell I was going to be able to stop, I somehow got fair enough to the right to miss the thing. It was literally maybe 2 feet tops from the driver side of my car.
Jan 25 2007 9:07AM
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clrumivier4life
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Ummm....lets see some pics of the damage!
Jan 25 2007 9:45AM
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Hannah.
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haha
Jan 25 2007 9:52AM
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.John.
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*drunk post*

did you eat it?
Jan 25 2007 9:59AM
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twintipteles
Posts: 2954 - Karma: 13
so are humans... it's still kinda sad when something dies unnecessarily.
Jan 25 2007 10:12AM
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Jeff_l
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post damage pics.
Jan 25 2007 10:28AM
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