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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
My right nut feels like somebody's been squeezing it all day. I didn't get hit, it just killed when I woke up and now I can hardly walk and it hurts like hell to piss. OWWWWW .

thoughts?
Jan 23 2007 11:02PM
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Alex_thedroog
Posts: 3433 - Karma: 2
Damn, that sucks...I sometimes get these things that my friend calls nutaches, kinda like headaches but you get it. And it should go away soon. Just take some advil for the pain.
Jan 23 2007 11:04PM
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JazzyJ
Posts: 3233 - Karma: 18
maybe you twisted your balls
Jan 23 2007 11:28PM
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rocktheLPs
Posts: 2095 - Karma: 14
blueballs?
Jan 23 2007 11:39PM
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Drunkenstein
Posts: 547 - Karma: 14
Thats a real condition, its called testicular tortion

And all joking aside, this pain may indicate cancer or something. Keep an eye on it.
Jan 23 2007 11:48PM
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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
well the pain is mostly on the really big lump on the side of my testicle. Maybe it'll go away.
Jan 23 2007 11:49PM
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brennanmidwest
Posts: 925 - Karma: 13
that happened to me over the summer from tubing i think..that night i couldnt walk and it just killed, then i woke up the next morning and my nuts were swollen and crazy black and blue..it was insane and they were like that for about a week and a half..so shitty
Jan 23 2007 11:51PM
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JockinJLoads
Posts: 3480 - Karma: 6
i hope thats a joke...
Jan 23 2007 11:55PM
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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
haha
Jan 23 2007 11:55PM
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 26
hurts when u piss? std?
Jan 24 2007 12:24AM
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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
unless you can miraculously get an std without the s... doubt it.
Jan 24 2007 12:25AM
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.John.
Posts: 6943 - Karma: 14
sounds like you twisted a nut. were you doing any running or working out right before you went to bed?
Jan 24 2007 12:32AM
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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
nah. Nothing. I slept on my back as always, didn't do anything that would have twisted it. mehhh
Jan 24 2007 12:33AM
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Mat.
Posts: 7167 - Karma: 94
sometimes my right nut gets pushed up super like almost past my dick. its fucked and it hurts SO MUCH.
Jan 24 2007 12:35AM
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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
I'm just going to have to accept that they're trying to escape. I knew it would happen at some point.
Jan 24 2007 12:37AM
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MitchPee
Posts: 8871 - Karma: 1,510
Have you ever sat on your nut? That hurts.
Jan 24 2007 12:39AM
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garrett.
Posts: 9304 - Karma: 3,670
my freinds cousin had his testicals twisted around 3 times in his sack.
Jan 24 2007 1:17AM
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