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Hurray the olson twins are 17

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srwinnsuco
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It's the olson twins birthday and they are 17 now, and they are hot

im so excited

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Jun 13 2003 3:28PM
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Melvs
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1 more year... golly geez I cant' wait.... OH SHIT, I'm 17 tooo.... BOOO YAAAA!

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Jun 13 2003 3:29PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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now if only u had a chance with them...

maybe they'll do porno
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Jun 13 2003 4:09PM
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B-Wald
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^^that would be awesome..
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Jun 13 2003 4:10PM
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CTripper
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they were brought up during my latin class today. This girl in my class is named michelle tanner (like the girl in full house), then we commented on how hot they are.
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Jun 13 2003 4:25PM
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Lateralis
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and theyre worth 150million bucks..............each


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Jun 13 2003 4:27PM
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Melvs
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they're worth about 10 mins each in my book... at least.

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Jun 13 2003 4:45PM
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seward
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holly fuck this is weird

like ten mins ago my buddies and i just had the same conversation.

they all go home, i jump on the computer, and more talk about olson twins.

shit man if they did porn i would def by two copies of each tape.

cause i know i would be wearing out the first one with ease.



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Jun 13 2003 4:46PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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I thought I would make some teenage boy's day and let you all in on a little bit of information I aquired... they have already signed a contract with playboy for when they are of age. (Or so I have read...)




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Jun 13 2003 5:26PM
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i heard they optioned 'Mary Kate and Ashley Go Down On Each Other'

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Jun 13 2003 5:32PM
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therealjerk
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im willing to bet thats a big rumor. Holy shit! has anybody seen Vanity Fair??!?!? I went to get the mail and i saw my moms copy and.. HOLYSHIT!!! the covers got the olsen twins and mandy moore and a bunch of other chicks, all touching eachother and... wow, go pick it up, its awesome!

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Jun 13 2003 5:35PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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that vanity fair has tons of hot young chicks. The olsen twins, Amanda Bynes, Hilary Duff, the list goes on. Hilary Duff is 15 just like me. :)

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Jun 13 2003 5:51PM
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*cowboy*
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Lizzie.. yes, she is pretty fine... only 15 though! wow!



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Jun 13 2003 5:59PM
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cj
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The olsson twins? Jon and Henrik?


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Jun 13 2003 6:07PM
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15 just like me to baby
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Jun 13 2003 6:14PM
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Are you and lizzie goign to hook up man?



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Jun 13 2003 6:25PM
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con_cept
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my english teacher and I were talking about them. and I told him how much they were worth a peice, and we were guessing how rich they would be if they went into porn.

He got fired about 3 weeks later for beating up a student... funny guy.




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Jun 13 2003 6:35PM
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GeneralDisorder
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nah at 16 they signed a thing with penthouse cinsenting to when they turned 18 they'd pose
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Jun 13 2003 6:55PM
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mattwalker
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^ thats kinda creepy, unless your english teacher is like 20, that is really creepy. My english teacher is atleast 50...



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Jun 13 2003 6:55PM
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mattwalker
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^ post was meant for ^^ guy



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Jun 13 2003 6:55PM
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dpoiii
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ya that vanity fair is awesome amanda bines is so hot did anyone see her on the mtv awards? wow, and also that girl from 8 simple rules for dating my teenage daughter is nice too..mmmm
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Jun 13 2003 8:51PM
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miss_hevern87
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haha that's so funny...what must their parents think? for how pretty they are now they sure were ugly babies...gah. those old full house episodes? UGLIEST BABIES EVER


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Jun 13 2003 9:06PM
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weazelzb
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mmmmmm olsen twins....


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Jun 13 2003 9:09PM
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marlin_102
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shit, amanda bynes...WOW!
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Jun 13 2003 10:08PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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Wait... is Amanda Bynes that hella ugly girl on Nickelodeon? With the weird eyes, and shitty show?


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Jun 13 2003 10:10PM
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marlin_102
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yeah, but she looks bad in that horrible show.
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Jun 13 2003 10:12PM
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therealjerk
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ohhh, yeah, so much goodness in that Vanity Fair. and shit! Lacey fuckin Chabert!!!! Shes like 20 though, fuck me!!!!

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Jun 13 2003 10:38PM
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Bangor
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i hope you all realize that the contract thing is BS.....

and that they've said they're not gonna do porn....

ever.....

just thought i'd kill the dreams.

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Jun 13 2003 11:26PM
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SkeeOrDye
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if i were them, id be pissed, your 17 and all these pre-pubecent flower power girls worship you. id get arrested, then be a bad influence and they would wow this post has no fuking meaning ever. wtf
Jun 13 2003 11:37PM
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schlonginator
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there are some very dirty minded people here on NS .......




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Jun 14 2003 12:08AM
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lineskier10
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haha nice you noticed that
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Jun 14 2003 12:40AM
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roxysister360
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i hate the olsen twins. they suck so much. their whole motto thing of 'real stuff for real girls' is such shit. all their movies are un-real and not funny. they are un-real and not normal scenarios. taht 'two of a kind' show taht they did when they were 12, taht was actually somewhat good. it was funny and real and it wasn't all about them. teh baby-sitter added a lot of humor to the show
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Jun 14 2003 12:46AM
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olsen twins gabber...
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Jun 14 2003 12:49AM
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Itsbackfliptime
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i am totally gonna hook up with lizzie mcguire. If I can ever fin her.

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Jun 14 2003 11:36AM
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1212j5j5
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im scared, and you all know, the only one they want is me. im gonna bone em. and i doubt they'll do porn.
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Jun 14 2003 1:44PM
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LC.
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Yeah - I saw some horrible movie with them in it a few months back. Yeah, they look alright, but give them a few years and they'll be hot.
Jun 14 2003 5:27PM
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sizzlah
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the olsen twins rock. i get so into their movies that they become suspensefull 'oh! i hope mary-kate doesn't fall off that boat! i hope that incredibly handsome 14yr old that looks like he's 20 can make it there in time!! oh no!' i seriously buy every magazine i see them in and i have two mary-kate and ashley shirts i got from walmart. TWO!!
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Jun 14 2003 5:32PM
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PurpleSkier
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i bet they arent virgins, and they have tons of sex, and have a giant black dildo
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Jun 14 2003 5:32PM
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Kornn101
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actually my friend hung out with them in nyc cause his roomate is like their neighbor or something

he said they got vip in some bars and shit even tho they are like 16- or 17, and that marykate was a bitch and always talked about her boyfriend but ashely was nice, werd
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Jun 14 2003 5:49PM
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SaraJ
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they have they're own magazine...and it's full of crap. and I wouldn't doubt that they'd be kinda mean, or at least one of them.

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Jun 14 2003 5:53PM
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Whistlermann
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yeah... i mean they have dump truck loads of money, a clothing line and everything... they are worth 150 million bucks! That means that it'll take a lot for playboy to get they to pose on thier 18th birthday.


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Jun 14 2003 5:56PM
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sherLocke
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who cares id love to slip them the beef


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Jun 14 2003 6:01PM
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dez22
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I SCROLL THROUGH ALL OF THESE POSTS AND SEE NO PICTURES OF THE TWINS!?!?!?!?!
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Jun 14 2003 9:14PM
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weazelzb
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lizzys a lil on the pudgy side though..


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Jun 14 2003 9:24PM
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*cowboy*
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^ Word to that.. I heard they were pretty bitchy too.. i mean, they are so rich and crap.. I bet they are bitches... But, pretty to look at none the less



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Jun 14 2003 9:26PM
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roxysister360
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lizzie mcguire sucks...i hate her
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Jun 14 2003 9:27PM
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DRISKEY
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UNDER AGE 'A' LIST-
1,2) The olssen twins
3) hilary duff
4) amanda bynes
5) that blonde chick from 8 simple rules


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Jun 14 2003 9:28PM
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amlowenstein
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wouldnt it be nice if instead of mary-kate and ashley--ie 2 of them--it was mary,kate, and ashley, the hot triplets? that would increase the yumness very much
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weazelzb
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hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?
jigga say wha??


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Jun 14 2003 9:41PM
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*cowboy*
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Bridget! Yeah.. That chick is smokin'!



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Jun 14 2003 9:42PM
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weazelzb
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is this the amanda bynes u talk about???



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