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Mountain Dew: Sperm Count
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I have heard so many rumors about moountain dew its ridiculous. I'm 17 and it seems like my entire life people have been telling me it "reduced my sperm count" and all this garbage. I love the dew and have always just brished these rumors off as being BS but does anyone have any proof that this is actually true or can I just go back to drinking my dew in peace?
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i did, must've missed that one though, my bad.
mountain dew code red was always pretty good too, is that stuff still out there?
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DRINK UP THEN who the fuck wants a high sperm count more chance to get a chick knocked upp!!!!!
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Amen! I shoot that shit directly into my blood so I have less to worry about when I'm bangin broads from dusk till dawn.
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and isnt root beer made wiht beaver sperm?
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its all BS just like low sperm count with weed been blazing 3 years now gear probably works better then it did when i started
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damn it.. i dont drink pop anymore.. i forgot what that stuff tatselike
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the key word is a better chance. but theres still a fucking chance man. which is why my women are all on birthcontrol! damn right! i find out one of mah bitches isn't takin' her birth control HOOOO let me tell you that bitch aint gonna sleep for days!
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BOLD!
Jared, mountain dew does NOT affect your troops down south. Back a while ago, I catched an episode of myth busters and they did the "does mountain dew/coke/pepsi effect your sperm count?" and they did all there crazy testing and it didn't effect it at all. Your safe. Best of luck kid, best of luck.
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well sorry to burst mythbusters bubble and yours but according to my fertility doctor (my wife and I have been trying to have kids now fo over 2 years)says no weed, cafine or jerking off all lower your sperm count. i think i will lsten to my doctor instead of a tv show.
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we asked the genius science teacher here and he said that yellow 5 can do it, but only in ridiculously large amounts
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ill stick to the scientific testing i actually saw.
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umm.. your 17 why would you want a high sperm count, are you trying to get a girl pregnant while still in school??
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Actually, they were testing if Cola can be used as a spermicide. The answer was no.
Worf, it could be possible that your wife is not very fertile. Some women are less likely to be pregnent than other. Face it.
Rumors are rarely true...it has been said that jerking off gives you hairy hands and make your eyes melt.
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Thats what i always say when people say shit about me drinking the dew
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took the words out of my mouth. who the fuck cares how much sperm you have. I'm 17 and when people tell me that, i say, i don't want to get someone pregnant anyways.
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why did you tell us your age?
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