just remember, someones home mountain in the east coast is shittier than yours
long story short he overshot. tried to finger a girl wearing a skirt in the movies, but overshot and got the pooper. then proceeded to wipe the poopy finger on the friend next to him.
"oh man! i was going through the woods with all my buddies, I GOT SOOO MANY FACE SHOTS! I'm toattly soaked now. Man I'm sooo tired. I can't belive how hard you nailed it wow. But seriously it was like face shot after face shot. I'm exhausted i can barely move my legs"
Hahaha yes, I'm actually a porn photographer. No, correction, I take artistic nudes.
But actually I did mess up, I thought this was someone else hahha. Although.. how goldengrams knew this.. i dont know. wasprobaby just an assumption.
"He'll run up to someone and be like get the fuck on the ground you fucking asshole or i'll spray you with my mace gun. and than in the car he'll be like go with christ bra"- Burgrider
i only skied for the first time this season, today.
I'm not guilty.
YOU'RE the one that's guilty.
The lawmakers, the politicians, the Columbian drug lords, all you who lobby against making drugs legal.
Just like you did with alcohol during the prohibition.
You're the one who's guilty.
I mean, c'mon, let's kick the ballistics here: Ain't no Uzi's made in Harlem. Not one of us in here owns a poppy field.
This thing is bigger than the drug dealers. This is big business.
This is the American way.
you just read that and probably didn't realize that it was my signature.
"Just remember that you are unique...just like everyone else." -Warren Miller
"Man wasn't made to fly that's why we made kickers." - Warren Miller's Higher Ground
"...taught him everthing I know." - Warren Miller