Writing a decent sonnet is next to impossible. One time Dr. Stephen Guy Bray (brilliant Literature expert) assigned an exam to a class that had the option of writing two ten page essays... or one sonnet. He knew someone would pick the sonnet.
That was very evil of him.
I don't care who you are, whatever you post here will suck huge donkey cock.
If anything in this life is certain, if history has taught us anything, it is that you can kill anyone.
o yea, i tried to make my own and failed, thts why i need help
"The name is Jason, the name is way cool
A skier, a mane, a myth, a legend
So he likes a fun game which he calls pool
So Jea! Jea! Jea! hath no end
Quickly, sharply, closely we’ll soonly see
Quickly, sharply, closely we’ll never know
And he is a cool steezy human be"
I won the NS signature contest and all I got was this lousy signature
I'm not guilty.
YOU'RE the one that's guilty.
The lawmakers, the politicians, the Columbian drug lords, all you who lobby against making drugs legal.
Just like you did with alcohol during the prohibition.
You're the one who's guilty.
I mean, c'mon, let's kick the ballistics here: Ain't no Uzi's made in Harlem. Not one of us in here owns a poppy field.
This thing is bigger than the drug dealers. This is big business.
This is the American way.