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Post the strangest wikipedia article you can find

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RudyGarmisch
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Do it!


First up, the Stoned Ape Theory of Evolution:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terence_McKenna#The_.22Stoned_Ape.22_theory_of_human_evolution
Jan 17 2007 1:59AM
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RudyGarmisch
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Haha, a favorite I stumbled on:

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti_tank_dog
Jan 17 2007 2:04AM
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squeakywaffle
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DER HUNDEMINEN
Jan 17 2007 2:05AM
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siversex
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injutsu: sexual ninja maneuvers

Injutsu (Ninjutsu sexcraft)
Devised several centuries ago by some ninja clans like the Miroku, Injutsu techniques exploit human or demonic carnal weaknesses.

Aoi Tatsumaki (Blue Whirlwind): Miko's hair ribbon is in fact a kind of a seal. When she removes it, her hair gains the ability to grow exponentially and to act as a mini-tornado. Often used by Miko as a finishing move against the episode's villain.
Nyoninboh: Miko's secret weapon against females; she can make her clitoris grow to the size of a man's penis and use it to make her opponents orgasm. She is surprised to learn she is not the only one to have mastered this art, and Fubuki comes very close to winning her duel against Miko.
Iron Pubes: Miko’s pubic hairs turn into needles that shoot at her opponent.
Milk Strike: A shot of milk from Miko's breast, which can blind an enemy.
Alcoholic Shower: Close-combat move, initiated when Nin-Nin sprays alcohol on the body of Miko's opponent, and she raises her body temperature to ignite the alcohol.
Using her acupuncture skills, Miko can stimulate the hidden pleasure points of a female body to make her opponent orgasm.
Acid Blast: Miko shoots acid from her vagina. Fubuki has a variant of this technique that she uses to melt demon tentacles.
Werewolf Transformation: Yaku becomes horny when the moon is full. If she doesn't have an orgasm before it's too late, she transforms into a werewolf.
Shikima Transformation: Once accepted among the Shikimas, and having her human blood replaced by demonic blood, Fubuki will be able to transform at will into a demon form.
Jan 17 2007 2:11AM
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DietCoke
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im to lazy to find the link, but its called BUFFALO BUFFALO BUFFALO BUFFALO BUFFALO BUFFALO BUFFALO BUFFALO BUFFALO. its about a sentence that contains nothing but the word buffalo. its the sweetest thing ever. i spent a good 45 minutes trying to comprehend what it was saying but once i did it was the shit.
Jan 17 2007 2:28AM
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Calb3rt
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo
Jan 17 2007 2:34AM
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DietCoke
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^^^ thank you sir, that is without a doubt the most awesome thing ive ever seen on wikipedia.
Jan 17 2007 2:38AM
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siversex
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that is so so so sick.
Jan 17 2007 2:38AM
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freezed
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hahahahhahaa



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Jan 17 2007 2:46AM
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Calb3rt
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it confused the shit out of me. i never learned that proper verbs and nouns kinda thing so that boggled my mind. maybe when i am flying high.
Jan 17 2007 2:49AM
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SlickRick.
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humorous
Jan 17 2007 11:07AM
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whattheshit
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hahhaha man russians are awesome!
Jan 17 2007 11:40AM
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Charles^stevens
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L
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Jan 17 2007 11:56AM
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FUUUCK
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sealand
Jan 17 2007 11:58AM
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weenox
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search Scientology....definitely the strangest thing on wikipedia....

good thread idea by the way
Jan 17 2007 12:13PM
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Mooose...
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lmao... thats sooo ridiculous
Jan 17 2007 12:20PM
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FUUUCK
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galactic_Confederacy
Jan 17 2007 12:39PM
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Craigskis
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you my friend must have watched the hour on cbc last night...
Jan 17 2007 12:44PM
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FUUUCK
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G13
Jan 17 2007 12:52PM
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FUUUCK
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yep
Jan 17 2007 1:01PM
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petek
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It would be better if it were called New Sealand!
hahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahahhhahahahahhaahahah
Jan 17 2007 1:07PM
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Von
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I love sealand! that has to be the coolest place on earth. Im pretty sure the first tattou im getting is going to say From the Sea, Freedom.
Jan 17 2007 1:19PM
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mothaeast
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word!
Jan 17 2007 1:49PM
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DietCoke
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scientology is played out
Jan 17 2007 1:56PM
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DietCoke
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rastafarian read it all, its crazy shit. those people are a little crazy in my opinion though.
Jan 17 2007 1:57PM
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Nihiriju
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Shotgunning BEEERRRs 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shotgunning
Mar 23 2007 2:24AM
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Lé.Skiing
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not really weird i just suggest you all check it out...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/THC
Mar 23 2007 3:23AM
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HHB
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scientologists are sooooooo fucked up its not even funny the only religion where you have to pay to learn about it. sounds like a business, which is exactly what it is.
Mar 23 2007 9:17AM
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4frnt1440
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search elephants on wiki.

then some where when it talks about breading it says sumtin like 45% of all elephant sexual relations are same sex relationships
Mar 23 2007 11:51AM
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JPOB
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that buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo w/e article makes NO sense what so ever haha
Mar 23 2007 11:57AM
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hotdog.garbage
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stump_(game)

pretty sweet game
Mar 23 2007 12:59PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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I would play that game for sure^
Mar 23 2007 1:06PM
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