So at the very first run at Loon today, myself and a couple other skiers were at the top of the gondola, and weren't sure which trail the park was on, so I go over to one of those Loon "Ambassador" people to ask. Here's the convo.
Me: Excuse me, how do I get to the park from here?
Loon Ambassador: Uhmmm park? (Long pause) Ohh yahh, the snowboard park, yeah, we have one of those.
I just love how knowledgable those guys are. They seem to know when to yell at you when you bombing switch, but they couldn't even direct you to the "snowboard" park.