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amlowenstein
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simply amazing show. it sucks that they took it off the air, but the 3rd season dvd is coming in september! amazon.com to preorder.......any family guy thoughts?
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be short
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word to your mother
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freeskier204 say: 'don't be hatin, be procreatin'
Jun 9 2003 4:23PM
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Ronin
Posts: 67 - Karma: 10
'dear diary: jackpot' -quagmire

they stopped making new episodes but its on cartoon network adult swim 11:30. its the greatest show.

Jun 9 2003 4:27PM
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Diabhal
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i've been at home unable to do baisicly anything but watch tv and movies, so i rented the family guy DVDs ahhhh best days of my life.

'if you're in the mafia and they scratch your ass, but you don't scratch their ass back, THEY'LL FUCKING WACK YOU!'-This kid explain why this girl should let him touch her ass,
Jun 9 2003 4:45PM
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mammothpunks
Posts: 5724 - Karma: 372
never watched the show


'I should put my camera on a tripod - its easier to drink beer that way' - dirty steve
Jun 9 2003 5:35PM
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Froggy
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Typewriter is typed using only 1 row of keys on a keyboard or typerwriter
Jun 9 2003 5:50PM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
the first 2 seasons on DVD for $40 at best Buy is defintily worth it... I've wasted many hours wathcing them... time that during the winter would've been spent skiing, but ah hell.. it's summer, I ned a new pastime

-Pat
WBP|films
Jun 9 2003 5:53PM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 136
froggy....mother of god i never thought of that

2 Inchers Club

When life hands you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make a race of super-lemons - Principal Scudworth
Jun 9 2003 6:20PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
best show EVER. I believe that typewriter is the longest word you can write with one row.

FARP Trailer
'Simply put: Greatest Trailer Ever'- Resnick13
Jun 9 2003 6:37PM
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KaMiKaZe_00
Posts: 552 - Karma: 10
touche sales man

Offical Member of the NS SHAGS
Urban Productions
*Bones Heal - Go Crazy*

Parents: So, what did u learn in school today?
Me: I learned how to make joints.
Parents: Oh...
(Ten Minutes Later)
Me: In Shop
Parents: **Still worried**

Before anything else, make sure you know that this rail is your little bitch, and that you'll nail it
Jun 9 2003 7:13PM
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CanadianSkiGod
Posts: 2281 - Karma: 10
theyre rerunning them in french now. its all good
I was thinking... man my name is ugly! Canadian Ski God? come on! i suck at skiing!
Jun 9 2003 7:16PM
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wrenegade
Posts: 6631 - Karma: 41
damn you ice cream, come to my mouth. how dare you disobey me





Tragedy is when I cut my finger, comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die
Jun 9 2003 11:12PM
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wrenegade
Posts: 6631 - Karma: 41
wow chris thats really good

its partly an expression of my teenage angst, but mostly its a Moo Cow!





Tragedy is when I cut my finger, comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die
Jun 9 2003 11:13PM
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wrenegade
Posts: 6631 - Karma: 41
yeah i felt guilty once....then she woke up





Tragedy is when I cut my finger, comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die
Jun 9 2003 11:14PM
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skinewskool
Posts: 159 - Karma: 10
they still play it on tv
mon-thurs on the cartoon network at 11:30 or something like that (depends on time zone)
trust me, the '' things aren't actually there)
Jun 9 2003 11:17PM
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lanks
Posts: 12543 - Karma: 72
yeah i heard that the like parental advisory board took that show off cuz the writers were ragging on jews, and arabs, and everything too much, and they just didnt care...those writers are my heros. in my opinion, they redefined the standard that cartoon comedies gotta go through for sure.

proud owner of 'team ramrod', the best NS hockey pool team ever.
Jun 9 2003 11:19PM
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acc
Posts: 4122 - Karma: 222
its on tv right now. turn on the cartoon network

Official NS Slut
(deemed this by the Offical NS Pimp)
Jun 9 2003 11:20PM
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wrenegade
Posts: 6631 - Karma: 41
don't forget the sexism.

'quiet lois, MEN are talking'

'the filing is done mr. griffin'
'thank you ms. ironbox, you are a valued member of our business organization, and if you come to work without a shirt on tomorrow i will give you raise'
'WHAT?'
honk honk.





Tragedy is when I cut my finger, comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die
Jun 9 2003 11:27PM
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Whistlermann
Posts: 4048 - Karma: 12
they crossed everyline that there was, and fox couldn't take the bad press. Comedy Central now airs all of them, and they offered to pay for another season, but fox wouldn't let the show go to comedy central, (they own the rights) so it will never be back.

Quagmire: Yeah, emergency please, yep, window this time.


My Skis go both ways... Like a Bisexual
Jun 10 2003 12:24AM
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Ronin
Posts: 67 - Karma: 10
quagmire: how old are you?
young girl: 16
quagmire: 18? you're first
young girl: MOMMMM
quagmire: i like where this is going. giggedy giggedy gi ga de
Jun 10 2003 12:31AM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
hay meg, 18 yet?


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'Pure, like a cup of virgin blood mixed with 151, one sip will make a nigga flip' nas
Jun 10 2003 1:19AM
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skinewskool
Posts: 159 - Karma: 10
masturbation patrol
trust me, the '' things aren't actually there)
Jun 10 2003 4:30PM
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NomenClature
Posts: 4348 - Karma: 83
'vagina junction, whats your function, taken in sperm and spittin out babies' - peters version of a sex ed class.
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my teacher : don't smoke pot it makes you stupid
ME : shut up bitch
My teach : go to the office and don't talk to me that way
ME : fuck you im leaving
Teach : go to the office
ME : no, but im leaving
Teach : where do you think your going
ME : to smoke a blunt you flaming hippie fag.

that would be funny, the real exchange was not nearly as graphic. but the same ending.
Jun 10 2003 9:51PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
why talk about it? it just ruins the funniness. its on adult swim on cartoon network. just watch it.
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i'm a cold heart breaker.
im fit to burn.
ill rip your heart in two.
and i'll leave you lying on the bed.

i'll be out the door.
before you wake.
its nothing new to you.
yes i think we've seen that movie too.
Jun 10 2003 10:07PM
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Whistlermann
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it is simply not possible to ruin the funnocrity of Family Guy.

Lois: '37 beers, well your setting a great example for the kids peter'.
Chris: 'Yeah, a new family record. Way to raise the bar dad.'
Lois: 'Chris your 13, don't talk like that'
Peter: 'Now kids, Daddy only drank so the statue of liberty would take her clothes off.'
Lois: 'Peter what did you promise me last night?'
Peter: 'That i wouldn't drink at the Stag Party.'
Lois: 'And what did you do.'
Peter: 'Drank at the Stag P---- Oh ho ho ho, I Almost walked right into that one.'


My Skis go both ways... Like a Bisexual
Jun 10 2003 10:27PM
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