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Shark vs. bear

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KravtZ
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who would win in a battle in teh ocean assuming a shark could breath underwater....a shark or a bear
Jan 10 2007 6:55AM
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n0gga
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considering the shark already can breath underwater... i would say the shark.
Jan 10 2007 6:57AM
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Calb3rt
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i'm going to go for the under dog in this one or in this case the under bear no pun intended. but seriously. the bear
Jan 10 2007 7:03AM
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actchill
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bears can swim....but the shark would own.
Jan 10 2007 7:24AM
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reggyboy
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how bigga shark we talking here?

Jan 10 2007 7:33AM
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uni-corn
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well, you are a dipshit.

sharks are water animals, bears on the other hand, arent

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Jan 10 2007 7:58AM
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BurkeSter
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wait what kind of bear. Like a grizzly or polar bear or like some pussy black bear?
Jan 10 2007 8:21AM
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n-o
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eh.. a polar bear against a hammer head, or even a mako would be a good show, but if your talking great whites then there is no chance for the bear, great whites skull fuck 3000 pound walrus for breakfast
Jan 10 2007 8:38AM
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Peter.
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pwnt
Jan 10 2007 8:41AM
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t_rob
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BEar. How does a shark attack besides biting. A bear can punch.
Jan 10 2007 9:55AM
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Mod
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I'm pretty sure they would both die from blood loss sooner or later.
Jan 10 2007 10:06AM
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danedegruyter
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yea but you cant punch very hard underwater.. the shark would destroy the bear
Jan 10 2007 10:12AM
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Mod
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The bear has claws, and teeth.
Jan 10 2007 10:13AM
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danedegruyter
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thanks tips
Jan 10 2007 10:15AM
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clrumivier4life
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Shark.  Those things are agile under water.
Jan 10 2007 10:19AM
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Sdot
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It definitely depends on both the species of shark and the species of bear. In the ocean? That's a match with odds stacked pretty high against the bear.
Jan 10 2007 10:28AM
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bigdaddytmac
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Polar Bears are fuckin badass, they are known to eat whales.
Jan 10 2007 10:41AM
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mski
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bears can coral stomp that fishes ass!
Jan 10 2007 11:11AM
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Ronix
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the bear would be chilling on the surface of the water and the shark would come up and fuck the bear up
Jan 10 2007 11:18AM
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Shpadoinkle
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main diet of the bear: berries, grass, and an occassional donut.
main diet of the shark: fish and sometimes humans.

habitat for the bear: the woods.
habitat for the shark: the ocean.

i wonder who would win on land?
i wonder who would win in the water?
Jan 10 2007 11:27AM
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GANDALF
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there is a band called Bear Vs. Shark. is that the motive of this lame thread?
Jan 10 2007 11:30AM
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tBenz
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dumb question

a bear would be using its arms to keep above the water and swim, therefore giving it almost no means of attack against the shark... meanwhile, the shark would bite of the fucking bear's head.
Jan 10 2007 2:24PM
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akerbacker
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obviously the shark. it depends what kind tho. if it was like a great white or maybe a hammerhead, than ya definitely, but if it was some gay small type of shark, then the bear would win
Jan 10 2007 2:26PM
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Von
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I thought this was going to be a thread about one of my favorite bands, sadly it turned out to be some 12 year old asking a retarded question.
Jan 10 2007 2:44PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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I'm pretty sure thats the motive of the band.

I remember seeing a show on the discovery channel where they talked about it. I think they claimed Bear to be the winner assuming Bear and Shark could move like they would in their natural environments while fighting.
Jan 10 2007 2:51PM
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J.D.
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Can we please stop discussing this pointless topic and get back to pirates v ninjas? Thanks.
Jan 10 2007 3:37PM
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Von
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man ninja's would rape pirates
Jan 10 2007 3:38PM
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CabDoctor
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And then the bear would rape the ninjas and then the shark would rape the bear
Jan 10 2007 3:43PM
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derick
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who man thats actually a hard quetion i think ashart acuse they can move soo fast and there jaw opens really wide
Jan 10 2007 3:44PM
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Capt.Flannel
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I think he meant for the bear to be aquatic.
Jan 10 2007 3:45PM
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Jake...
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shark hands down!

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Jan 10 2007 3:59PM
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Craigskis
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that was so stupid it made me laugh
Jan 10 2007 4:19PM
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jimmychung
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haha thinking the same thing. but that match is nothing, now start considering this battle...
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Jan 10 2007 4:27PM
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CabDoctor
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New Samuel L Jackson Movie

SHARKS VS. BEARS...............ON PLANES!
Jan 10 2007 4:31PM
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soulskier
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the shark, but on land.........
Jan 10 2007 4:34PM
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soulskier
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the shark, but on land assuming the bear can breathe above water............
Jan 10 2007 4:34PM
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chickenwang
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y dont u go find a bear and throw it in a pool with a shark
Jan 10 2007 4:49PM
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KravtZ
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yea i was just wonderin becuase i had an argument at lunch the other day with a couple of people and i needed to know what anyone else thought....also

IT WOULD BE A GRIZZLY BEAR VS. A TIGER SHARK
Jan 10 2007 4:57PM
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da-bling
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thats alittle bit of a one sided fight, bears arent made for the ocean. put them in an equal playing field and id say it'd be close... bears got claws an shit
Jan 10 2007 4:57PM
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Black-Bandanna
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If it was in the shallows, the bear would kick the sharks ass all over the place.
Jan 10 2007 4:58PM
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CabDoctor
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.....and that would be an airplane
Jan 10 2007 5:00PM
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Black-Bandanna
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If it were an equal playing field, I'd say that the bear would beat the fuck outta the shark.
Jan 10 2007 5:03PM
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Sdot
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If we're talking about one individual from each species, then you're wrong about the hammerhead.
Jan 10 2007 5:45PM
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Sdot
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You obviously have either never herd of bull sharks, or you know nothing about them.
Jan 10 2007 5:47PM
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MitchPee
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Uh bears eat humans just as much as sharks do...
Jan 10 2007 5:50PM
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Casey
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wasn't this a FOX reality show???
Jan 10 2007 5:52PM
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Eazy_Eags
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rn7qOftF0n8
Jan 10 2007 5:53PM
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jmason
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Underwater obviously the shark cuz it can move around all agile and whatnot while the bear will just be sitting there like 'wtf i am so screwed'.
Jan 10 2007 5:54PM
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Black-Bandanna
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ob_oD1IsYbE&mode=related&search=
this is pretty epic
Jan 10 2007 6:00PM
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