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How the West has stolen my snow.
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A few days ago I walked out and realized how littlesnow eastern canada is getting. Global warming just seems like to easy of an answer so I came up with this. Western ski resorts have joined forces and bought hundreds of jumbo planes. They send these planes across canada and during the night they just unleash these massive vaacums and steal all of our snow. That would explain the terrible snow conditions in the east, the sickening amount of snow in the west..and the rain in the east? Well! Thats caused by the gas emitions from all the planes the western ski resort send over here. If this theory doesnt make sense than what does?
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I think its because the east likes men
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ehhhhhh DOUBLE THREAD POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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makes perfect sense to me...
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yes join the thinkers cult, we already thought of that
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i was joking, thats corny
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ya i agree east is owning right now
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the west has always had the easts snow, all that the east gets is the scrap ice left over
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in Montana were herting for snow! we have sum but ya im sorry for people without snow
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its simple God hates east coast.
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people on the east coast don't care about our planet so God and Mother Nature are punishing you east coasters
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Kissing Bridge in Glenwood, New York just got a foot and half, more to come tomorrow. With the lake temps being so warm and more cold air on the way I think were gonna finally get out fair share.
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most of the west is not exactly getting bombed on right now.
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