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Taco Bell Guidance

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lorida
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Well Folks, The desperately awaited Taco Bell has finally opened in Montreal, Quebec. Like many, MANY others, I will be diggin' out my sombrero and sandals, to get ready for our first Taco Bell experience. To the extreme.

Now, here is where you come in.

There was a solid 2 hour line at the Drive-Thru and a wait of 3 hours inside. Burrito Chaos. This is not the time to be experimenting with the menu. I need to go in there with force, confident of what I want.

Fellow Newschooler's, What should I order from Taco Bell, For an epic first experience? I want a tale to share with the grandkids here.

And don't tell me to fucking searchbar, Their menu DOES update.

Thanks Champs.
Jan 8 2007 2:41PM
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almostaskier
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Epic? One of everything on the menu. Watch them scramble to get that order ready...
Jan 8 2007 2:57PM
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michelle
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that chicken enchalada thing was soo good, but i think it might be off the menu now

oh and get baja blast mountain dew
Jan 8 2007 2:58PM
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KingShit
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Steak Chalupa hands down.
Jan 8 2007 3:01PM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 428
crunch wrapsupreme
Jan 8 2007 3:10PM
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sowstochd
Posts: 1518 - Karma: 59
cheesy gordita crunch
Jan 8 2007 3:26PM
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PimpDaddySkier
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no doubt no doubt....there delish
Jan 8 2007 3:27PM
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soulskier
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whatever you get, dont forget the cinnamon twists
Jan 8 2007 3:29PM
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Dosh
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thats awesome that they have taco bell now
Jan 8 2007 3:41PM
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BurgRider
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umm...crunchwrap.  its good to go.  I will stab u in the throat if you dont try it first
Jan 8 2007 3:51PM
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Notorious_BLT
Posts: 3401 - Karma: 14
cheesey gordita crunch or chicken enchalada grilled stuffed burrito
actually get both they are so good
Jan 8 2007 4:05PM
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leckett1
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i live in ottawa and i have never once in my life been to taco bell...im thinking i really should go sometime cause i dig mexican food
Jan 8 2007 4:06PM
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Capt.Flannel
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get a chalupa with extra cheese and extra e. coli. It's a killer combo.
Jan 8 2007 4:07PM
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Badfish2
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I think there's one in Ottawa
Jan 8 2007 4:13PM
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gnarzard
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cheesy gordita crunch. it's grilled... to go

Jan 8 2007 4:13PM
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PimpDaddySkier
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dude...totally inapropriate for this thread.....

After the recent E. Coli incident, TB has taken dramatic steps to avoid another outbreak. Dec. 14th the Center for Disease control announced TB was safe to eat at again. Please don't EVE bring up such a sensitive item again...
Jan 8 2007 4:14PM
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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
I'm truly sorry. Next time I feel as though I might make an off color taco bell joke, I promise to resort to something racist instead.
Jan 8 2007 4:15PM
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thelazyboy
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holy shit i didnt know where is it in montreal
Jan 8 2007 4:16PM
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leckett1
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i know theres one on st laurent and one in the colesseum
Jan 8 2007 4:16PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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I will agree with the Cheesy Gordita Crunch.
Don't forget the cinnamon twists either.
Jan 8 2007 4:18PM
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unchyll
Posts: 4554 - Karma: 96
Mexican pizza with hot sauce on it
or rice and bean burritos that are like 99 cents
or tacos?
Jan 8 2007 4:19PM
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BurgRider
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like how its usually migrant workers that dont speak english making the burritos?
Jan 8 2007 4:21PM
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Badfish2
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i've gotta go, cinnamon twists sound too good to be true.
Jan 8 2007 4:21PM
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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
I hadn't thought to look at my list of racist comments, but I'm sure that's similar to what would be on page 4 of that list.
Jan 8 2007 4:22PM
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Tolz
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WORD! get like 10 of those suckers
Jan 8 2007 4:23PM
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Mezmerize19
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Oh lord I would kill for some taco bell right now
Jan 8 2007 4:24PM
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HombreDeHuevos
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1 beef baja chalupa
1 cheesy gordita crunch
1 crunchwrap supreme
1 cheesy fiesta potatoes

that, my friend, is how you utilize the taco bell menu in one meal
Jan 8 2007 4:52PM
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HombreDeHuevos
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make sure to add hot sauce as well to everything besides the potatoes
Jan 8 2007 4:53PM
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lorida
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 46
On sources Boulevard, In the West Island. It's a shared building with the KFC.

All this shit sounds so good...I'm going to rack up a 50$ tab for sure!
Jan 8 2007 5:34PM
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ECfreeski3
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chalupa, chicken enchilada grilled stuft burrito, crunchwrap supreme, cheesy gordita crunch
Jan 8 2007 5:35PM
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Beamer12
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either a crunch wrap or a grilled stuffed burrito.and if you wanna make it even better smoke before..let me tell you theres nothing better then pulling up to the taco bell drive thru at 2 in the morning stoned out of your mind
Jan 8 2007 5:36PM
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skogenjake
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steak quesidilla, beef encherito-no onions, steak and cheese gordita
Jan 8 2007 5:37PM
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Republican_Enemy
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half lb burrito cant go wrong
Jan 8 2007 5:37PM
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DDrem.
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last time o ate there i got e-coli and shit for 8 days and was in pain, but its still real tasty
-crunchwrap supreme
-cinamon twists
-steak quesidilla
-chicken quesidilla
-chalupa
Jan 8 2007 5:42PM
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Republican_Enemy
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they never got e coli, it was in there heads
Jan 8 2007 5:44PM
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Capt.Flannel
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ya, cause psychosomatic e. coli cases are very abundant.
Jan 8 2007 5:53PM
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hendrik.
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ok, get REALLY REALLY stoned, and order the following.

1) Cheesy Fiesta potatoes
2) Chicken Girlled Stuffed Burrito
3) Cheesy Gordita Crunch
4) Crunch Wrap Supreme
5) chicken quesa dilla. (pronounced like dil - a, not the mexicant way...)


and you'll be set...

WARNING: I am in no way liable for any sort of stomach upsettedness that might result from this meal. However, i can vouch for its deliciousness, and the fact that even as you sit on the pot shitting your brains out, you'll still be thinking "damn, that taco bell was tasty."


Jan 8 2007 5:54PM
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PimpDaddySkier
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That would be much appreciated in the eyes of a loyal Taco Bell enthusiast.

Thank you
Jan 8 2007 5:55PM
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Capt.Flannel
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You're very welcome, I don't mean to cause harm.
Jan 8 2007 5:55PM
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ECGove
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get the family meal and eat it by yourself
Jan 8 2007 5:57PM
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Black-Bandanna
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Taco Bell = FUCKING AMAZING!
Jan 8 2007 5:59PM
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=FLO=
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How has no one said a Double Decker Taco? It is a must have for a 1st tymer.
Jan 8 2007 6:01PM
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sherpasrock
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skip taco hell and go to chipotle, its so much better.
Jan 8 2007 7:14PM
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foodisfun
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the e coli thing was at 5 taco bells within 10 miles of where i live.  the day they were supposed to shut down all of them to clean and what not,  this one 3 minutes from me stayed open so i went and got my picture in the paper.  

  
Jan 8 2007 8:42PM
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SkiEastCoast
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this man knows where its at..
Jan 8 2007 8:43PM
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SkiEastCoast
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chipotle and chick fla are teh best... no doubt.
Jan 8 2007 8:48PM
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jibmaster_josh
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yes
Jan 8 2007 8:51PM
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skier_boy26
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grilled stuft burrito, no fiesta (beef or steak)
multiple cheesy gordita crunch
spicy chicken burrito, no fiesta
steak chalupa
Jan 8 2007 8:55PM
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ajjackson
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No matter what, the carmel apple empanada is a must. if its a two hour wait then id suggest 2 or 3 so no going back
Jan 8 2007 9:18PM
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thelazyboy
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no fucking way thats a few minutes from my house im leaving as we speak
Jan 8 2007 9:21PM
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SkiEastCoast
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ok heres the deal after i read this i went right out to taco bell and chopitole best meal ever!
Jan 8 2007 9:21PM
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